I'm just going to have to post the conversation. It's classic stuff this:
Or 2: what are you doing today?
MC: Oh relaxing now, Had dragon boat training this morning, when Pandy capsized the boat
Or 2: Are you sure Pandy capsized the boat?
MC: Well maybe not capsized, but we did sink and had to swim to shore, thanks to Pandy
Or 2: hahaha, I don't know if I believe this story
MC: Had to get Jack Bauer and rescue everyone on da boat
Or 2: you went Jack Bauer on their asses?
MC: Well maybe not the rescue bit, but it was Pandy's fault that we sank....or at least I blame him
Or 2: well there are only two things Jack Bauer does - rescue and interrogate
if you didn't rescue...how did the sinking go down?
and...where's the dragon boat?
MC: Well there was the first time when the boat rocked violently and Pandy took a dive for the team, he had a poor entry, so I gave him a 6.5.
The second time, he decided to take us all with him.
Before you know it, 3 people were overboard and people were screaming for help, so I had to jump into action and rescue all the ladies.
Then the boat started taking in water and then we were all trying to salvage paddles, look out for drowners and swim to shore. All this while Mish sits down on shore taking pictures. We practice down in Chagaramus, now I think I may have cholera from the damn dirty sea water.
Or 2: Ew. Goodness knows I've pooped in there are a few times. hahahaha. That is an awesome story
MC: Thanks Ho. Of course its a little more salacious and I'm the hero in my account. Pandy may say otherwise but this is my truth and I'm sticking to it.