We may have to do these on a weekly basis, or at least as we see fit to do updates.
While no sinking may have gone down yesterday during training, a new member of the team joined - Horace who was drilled in the ways of being "the man at the helm".
Pandy's account is as follows:
Or 2: How goes it today, Stupendous Man?
Pandy: training was rough. Horace was the one to take a dive for the team today
Or 2: he didn't sink the boat, did he?
Pandy: no, he saved us all by sacrificing himself
Or 2: because that's the kind of thing I'd expect from him. ahahahaha. Yeah, that's much like him too. Should have kicked MC out the boat to save everyone, is what SM should have done
Pandy: lol! MC didn't sink us today but his side of the boat was riding pretty low in the water :)
Or 2: because one side of lopsided assback is longer than the next, I told you. Anyway, watching Sopranos?
Pandy: he he he, nah, trying to figure out where we ran into problems today
Or 2: ha. very nice. Don't forget to strongly consider the lopsided assback
Pandy: he he he, will do.
And today, MC's account of yesterday's events:
Or 2: I hear Horace took one for the team yesterday? now HE's a Jack Bauer
MC: Ha far from. He's a Tony Almeda
Or 2: the true hero of the show?
MC: Almost took us to Tobago. Hell No. Dead ass Tony. We didn't sink yesterday, but then again Pandy wasn't on the boat much. hmmmmmm
Or 2: I told you to paddle to Tobago. Jazz Festival was on. Oh, is that the story?
MC: Horace was taking us there..trust me. He was at the helm and next thing we knew, we were in the middle of the Ocean
Or 2: ahahahahahaahahahahaha
MC: I was like "Oh no". "Not again"
Or 2: hahahahaha. "at least it wasn't me this time". ?. What is this dragon boat training for, exactly?
MC: The dragon boat racing competition in June. Where we race against other teams. Its an annual event. We're the Sea Spartans. We plan to have red capes and speedos.
... ah, goo'd times.
And now for a final word from Pandy for today -
Pandy: ...well, all you missed was when Horace took one for the team after MC started to rock the boat from left to right. There's actually some video footage which Horace will try to upload. Don't want to sell anyone out but if u slow it down to 1/8 speed see if u see anyone paddling air :P
And so we await the video footage. The Dragon Boat Incident: Chapter IV is pending.
Quote of today from H1: If I were in Trinidad still, I would join the Dragon Boat team. I wouldn't join Pandy's Dragon Boat, I'd join another team. There wouldn't be as many laughs but at least I'd be dry. And winning.