Sunday, July 08, 2007

And I Am Very, Very Happy...

Public toilet has 1,000 stalls in four stories

Chongqing officials hope for Guinness record

BEIJING, China (AP) -- They're flush with pride in Chongqing, where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 30,000 square feet.

Some of the 1,000 stalls are open air overlooking the street in Chonging, China.

Officials in the southwestern Chinese city plan to ask Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world's largest, state-run China Central Television reported Friday.

"We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

Footage aired on CCTV showed people milling about the sprawling facility and washing their hands at trough sinks. For open-aired relief, there's a cluster of stalls without a roof.

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press.

...yes. Yes I am.

or at least I was until I saw the sinks:

Well, at least they're wearing undies.

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  1. That guy reaaly likes the red ass I see. Nasty Ass.

    - H1

  2. Frankly and Shirley, I'm rather surprised there aren't just a couple of teenagers in sailor moon outfits crouching there with their mouths open, in "loo" of a functioning toilet. Could it be the Japanese have set the standard for the perverse and depraved so high, not even they can reach it anymore?

    - brought to you by the letter J, putting the fun back in puns since yesterday

  3. H1, I actually think he's looking at it because like him, I too cannot figure out if the sink had a shart.

    And Letter J, putting the fun back in puns since yesterday (wouldn't that make it some kind of...jun?), the Japanese may be scared by the competition the Chinese have brought on in the category "Who's Most Perverted?".

    I'd ask the Mal-Asian about her people but then I remembered, her actual people aren't even from the mainland.

    In this scenario =

    Mal-Asian 1
    Chinese 0
    Japanese - 1

    Sorry for the lengthy, nonsensical response. I blame it on the lack of chocolate cake. I am still thinking about Matt and Alex though. Yes, I am.


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