Please do not crack on "PDA" at the MSG concert on September 14th. H1's already threatening a chicken bone to the head if you do. Your nose may be spared due to its normality but that significantly smaller left eye of yours might not be as fortunate*.
Or 2 (looking out for your best interest and apologizing profusely in advance for any potential chicken bone incident).
*disclaimer - in the event Paul ever reads this, please know that I have a similar situation. I heart you and she likes to keed.
Currently listening to: "Take It or Leave It" by The Strokes and the cover done by Arctic Monkeys.