It seems that the MTA Corporate & Public Affairs office has been overrun and replaced by highly intelligent Flesh-Eaters.
Keep the panic to a minimum because panic will get you killed that much faster during a Zombie Apocalypse, but you read that correctly.
Zombies are now in charge of the MTA Corporate & Public Affairs office; and they're issuing fake Safety Rules for travel on the Metro North.
|Exhibit A: It takes a Zombie to know Zombie behaviour, therefore a Zombie wrote this.|
Do not be fooled.
Their level of comprehensive skill and penmanship seems to have improved tremendously (they can print now!). Truly frightful is their ability to make jokes about their own Zombie-kind to garner your trust.
As we know from point 4 of the first guide, the gap may save your life whilst in a Zombie Scenario.
It appears as though The Apocalypse is a lot closer than we thought...