In what has to be the shortest scheduled time for a new, regular season layout, I give to you a page full of nightmares.
There was no love going on for oddly-coloured orchids with summery blue backgrounds or white blinding bamboo landscapes. Or whatever.
Well, I still love you, weirdo cacophonous coloured orchids but you have weirded out your welcome.
Instead, I will present you with my recent nightmarish find in the garden. There are a quite a few of them I discovered the eerily, chilly, still day but for now, an exuberant hello is in order for a very...ded fairy.
Perhaps it is a goodbye that needs to be issued?
Considering there are no such things are fairies anyway, there's no need to concern yourself with the Halfing adorning the new, new Spring layout for 2011.
P.S.: For some reason though, I have the urge to tell you - Don't even blink.