Since 2012, the HOchieS have been putting people out of a job.
We're heartless bastards but can you really blame us or the crazy automatic key maker we found in Lowes?
Ugh, we felt horrible. As if to rub salt in the wound, an older gentleman walked by and muttered quite angrily under his breath, "Pretty soon robots will replace humans." He must have been a key maker in his day.
We felt accomplished making our own keys and they were pretty.
And yes, everything about this post is wrong.
But not as wrong as what we did after, which was to break CLee's heart.
Sorry, CLee, but we went to IHOP without you.
Yep, that's us. The HOchieS are making people jobless and breaking hearts since 2012.
Currently listening to: "R U Mine?" by Arctic Monkeys. I'm a little bit conflicted. The unnecessary use of text speak in "R U" is something that angers me. That aside, the song is pretty great. Hope they play it in 19 days. Well, I hope I go in 19 days.