A glass full of this happened today...
...because this is how X and I needed to be spending our Good Friday - by drinking our bacon instead of eating it.
Do not concern yourself with the fact that I ate 2 kinds of meat today in various different forms.
Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, the drink tabs did not work properly. They lacked fizz and more importantly, they lacked the good taste of bacon. I imagine it tasted much like what facon (turkey bacon) might taste like.