A missing report with Reward details were posted.
|I guess no one will take a knuckle to the eyeballs seriously.|
We were assured that our friends would be safe if the demands of 5 beef patties, candy of the "good" kind (what constitutes "good" is something we don't know) and a batch of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies are met.
Otherwise, the "keed"nappers are threatening that our friends will be dealt the fate of their last victim (WARNING: Disturbing image to follow)
I have questions and issues with this entire scenario.
First of all, why the hell has Agent Coulson not done a damned thing yet? He's got a gun and a cellphone.
The same can be said of Iron Man. I don't know what that guy's problem. I just don't.
Third, H1 and I hope that our friends are being fed and treated well. Do you see how distraught our little bear looks? Fragile thing, he is. We're most concerned with his well-being.
All that said, we don't negotiate with terrorists and we've called in for some help.
It's about to turn to crazy nasty.