1 or 2 HOchieS: An Open Post to Frass

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

An Open Post to Frass

Dear Frass,

When did Beyonce decide she should massacre a little thing called "a tune" and become the Queen Bitch of Cacophony?

Please advise.

Your Almost Friend,

One Bleeding Ear...Or 2

9 comments:

gkTue Aug 16, 08:08:00 PM 2011
What song are you talking about? The weird dance song from 3 months ago or the generic mid-tempo that came out last month?
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TheHOchieSWed Aug 17, 10:30:00 AM 2011
I can only assume the generic mid-tempo (does such a thing even exist in the song?) that came out last month.

I don't pay close enough attention. Also, who is that on her album cover? Because that girl looks like a weople.

wv: pottelys

Or a pottelys? I don't know what that is either Bloggie Boo.
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gkSun Aug 28, 10:12:00 PM 2011
I just read that your girl Beyonce is preggars. ;)

wv: susiedme

I think the blog is suicidal.
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gkSun Aug 28, 11:07:00 PM 2011
Since my last post got lost, I'll just ask what baby names you can think of for Bey's child. I just hope s/he doesn't get Jay Z's lips...... :(

wv: whenv

The blog doesn't care when the baby is due.
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MCMon Aug 29, 09:44:00 PM 2011
This blog is briliant. SUggested the name Blyza, which looslely translates "who gives an eff about Beydunce and her preggers" Is it possible to like a person less and less everytime you see them?

wv:blyza

Oh I missed this blog
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TheHOchieSWed Aug 31, 06:56:00 PM 2011
Bloggie is freaking fantastic. I hope the blog does not get JayZ's face but only a sharp mind. So that rules Beydunce out.

As for a baby's name... please, let it be normal.

Bey-Z
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gkSat Sep 10, 12:54:00 AM 2011
I kinda dig Bey-Z. That would be a good alias.

I'm so not feeling Bey this era. The music sucks & her interviews are wooden and pretentious. I can only imagine the People Magazine interview she will undoubtedly give when the baby arrives.

wv: leplam

Huh?
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TheHOchieSSat Sep 10, 09:30:00 PM 2011
I figured out what is going on here with this blog! BeyZ is moderating my comments! Everytime one of you comment on this post, it sends it for moderation which can only mean that BeyZ has taken over the Interwebs. That right bitch. Monitor this BeyZtch!
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XMon Dec 03, 12:36:00 PM 2012
Leplam--the Blog was trying too fast. Meant to say "Le Palm" as in the slap that BeyZ should get.
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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

An Open Post to Frass

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