We're ready with crackers and cheese (we're not really in the mood for bananas)!
Note from Char Kar: the new "Jack Snack" will be cheese and crackers.
6 AM to 7 AM:
Hold on. Milo's in middle-management? And not in milk?
NOOOOOOO, why'd they fuck with my Chloe?! She's not a raving, awkward bitch anymore! Oh wait, there's my girl with the snarky face. Awwww. Still...I may be okay if she goes the way of Chloe this season. You know, dead. That's the phrase we're using for anyone who's going to die or dies.
Ew! Marriage to Bill Buchanan is not making Karen Hayes look good at all. Ugh.
Well THAT'S surprising...all it took was a high price for the U.S. to pay to the Chinese to get Jack back. Huh.
Ah, the second coming of Christ...

but do you think Jack is silent because he can only understand Chinese now? Ahahahahahahaha. Wait, it's Jeebus - he can speak in tongues. Durh. It's really hilarious how they keep talking about how Jack has to be sacrificed. Just like Jeebus...just. like. Jeebus.

And thanks to Char Kar for pointing it out but:
"I thought you'd be enraged that they wouldn't let an Arab guy on the bus and it turns out the Asian's the terrorist!" - Char Kar.
"Oh yeah, but I was more thankful that the Zen was the weapon of terrorism and not an Ipod." - Or 2.
Who I'd like to see dead in the near future - Nadia
There's Jack, all cleaned up now but what's with the ugly shirt? As HOchie 1 has pointed out, "Curtis brought him that shirt. Obviously Curtis is not a stylish shirt connisseur."
(It's not a great picture of the shirt and the lamp is back but you can kind of see how lame it is under the close-captioning):

Dude! It's Kumar! Where's Harold? Did he blow up the bus?
HOchie 1: You know that Kumar IS totally a terrorist, right? I mean, he terrorized us with that White Castle.
note: Ahahahahah! HOchie 1 was right! Kumar is a terrorist!
And there's Kathrine! I didn't realize it was her... Didn't a virus take her ass out? And where's Frank Black?
Head Count: 900+, 23 so far from the bus and that one dude Jack sired. Damned frickin' Vampire Jack. As if THAT scene wasn't vaguely familiar...

You know what's cold? Showing a commercial during this run of
24 with dead President Palmer in it. Wrong.
7 AM to 8 AM:
"That Morris is one sleazy cat." - HOchie 1.
"Why am I loving that sleaze, Chloe's ex?! He's so sleazy but I LOVE him!!" - Char Kar.
Wayne's a lame President. Oh for the days of the DP. Oh how we miss those days.
And what's in this mysterious package? Is it white castle?
It's the new SGDP! Sandra Goddamned Palmer.
That Assad is hardcore. He's more hardcore than Jack. We like him.
The Chinese sure fed Jack while he was there being tortured. He looks thin but not as thin as you'd think he'd be. That juk. It's good stuff. HOchie 1 can tell you all about it.
The next time, we get on the train without a ticket, we're going to say our name is Jack Bauer and we're federal agents after a guy with a bomb. But man, that guy did a poor job of being a terrorist. Shouldn't he have been in the middle car? Not the last?
Head Count: 7 plus the files, the coffee cup and the branch Jack used to knock out that dude; 47 in Chicago; and we'll say about the same for the Balitmore mall attack.