I found my kid! And he's as cute as ever, with his twix-self.
Awww.
You know what's not cute? My fat ass in a Ryokan bath house in two weeks.
Stuff of nightmares that.
I will return a Smunderling. Hardcore.
H1...please. Stop.
Showing posts with label Twix. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twix. Show all posts
Monday, May 14, 2007
Awww
treat labels
Anxiety,
Bath house,
Japan,
Ryokan,
Scary,
Smunderlings,
Twix
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Where's My Kid?
=,(
Friday, February 23, 2007
I Failed...Again.
I couldn't say anything to my kid. (Yes, HOchie 1, the side profile works out for me but the front not so much. He might just be an HK). I do have one thing to say about my kid though: he's as skinny as that twix he was eating.
Monday, January 29, 2007
The Fortune Almost Worked...
I didn't exactly get the chance to meet my kid but I did get to gaze upon him for a bit, while making an ass of myself. I couldn't stop laughing... now he must really believe me to be a freak because he must think I was totally laughing at him. Umm., not that that's untrue but it was laughter of adoration!
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HOchie 1, can we not refer to him as "Ano", the male version of Annie? or HMII?
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HOchie 1, can we not refer to him as "Ano", the male version of Annie? or HMII?
Friday, January 26, 2007
Will It Be My Kid or My Bells?
Today's fortune:
"You Will Soon Meet The Person You Admire". Woah, talk about seeing things and almost writing them incorrectly. For a second there, I saw 'desire' and I thought I'd get to drop the first name and be Ho Bell sooner than June...
"You Will Soon Meet The Person You Admire". Woah, talk about seeing things and almost writing them incorrectly. For a second there, I saw 'desire' and I thought I'd get to drop the first name and be Ho Bell sooner than June...
treat labels
Fortune Cookie,
Matt,
Twix,
Woes
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
=(
Why does my kid hate me?
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