9 PM to 10 PM:
I am still not seeing the point of the side story with the blonde and the ex-con other than a worthless distraction.
All other story elements have gotten slightly better and even though he was already dying, when that father shot the son poisoned with weapons grade uranium poisoning, it just taught you not to eff with Russians as if we needed another reason.
Head Count: 7
10 PM to 11 PM:
Okay, when Jack was on the ground in pain from the stabbing then quickly pulled the knife out and threw it straight to the enemy's vital point in the middle of the neck, I may have laughed out loud.
The angle was off as far as I could tell and there's no way he would have gotten it like that but heck, it was funny enough that J.B. was two seconds before writhing in pain and then reacted as he did.
Jack Bauer needs not heed no stinking gravity!
By the way, when will Renee do a stabbing on Hastings? He might be deserving one.
Head Count: 3
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Monday, February 08, 2010
Friday, May 29, 2009
S7: 24 HC 4 AM to 8 AM
Oops.
I may have forgotten that posts were due for this.
Due to the fact that the end of the season was so damned disappointing, here's a general head count with no real re-cap of dullness.
HC: 3; 1; 5; 10
That may be wrong but ask me if I care at this point. I might be off on one but I don't really remember.
The only three things I can really remember: the poor, cliched acting and lines given. Who wrote those last two episodes? Did I? When I was 7?
I did enjoy that Jack made peace with his life with the help of a Muslim holy man. It reminded me that the Fox Network are assholes and that this must have hurt them to air. Idiots.
Tony A. ... you were totally justified. When did you become Jack Bauer and when did Jack Bauer become a pansy?
I guess biolological weaponary running through your blood will do that to you.
I may have forgotten that posts were due for this.
Due to the fact that the end of the season was so damned disappointing, here's a general head count with no real re-cap of dullness.
HC: 3; 1; 5; 10
That may be wrong but ask me if I care at this point. I might be off on one but I don't really remember.
The only three things I can really remember: the poor, cliched acting and lines given. Who wrote those last two episodes? Did I? When I was 7?
I did enjoy that Jack made peace with his life with the help of a Muslim holy man. It reminded me that the Fox Network are assholes and that this must have hurt them to air. Idiots.
Tony A. ... you were totally justified. When did you become Jack Bauer and when did Jack Bauer become a pansy?
I guess biolological weaponary running through your blood will do that to you.
Friday, May 01, 2009
S7: 24 HC - 3 AM to 4 AM
This episode was meh. Aims is not convinced that Tony A. is all bad. I might be of that camp as well but wow, did he just take out that dude with the shower lining and then took a shower with the body in there.
That was hardcore.
The President's daugther a murderer? Nice. I hate that biatch.
Also, I would just like to say that the screaming of President Palmer's name by Jack Bauer made me really confused at first, then not so much. That was some awesome acting by Keifer Jack Bauer Sutherland, but I wish he would stop toying with our emotions. It took us years to get over Palmer and we don't need your ass bringing it up again! ::sniff::
And Chloe? Is still hella great. Screw you, MC.
Head Count: 4. That bad acting 'attorney' was confirmed.
That was hardcore.
The President's daugther a murderer? Nice. I hate that biatch.
Also, I would just like to say that the screaming of President Palmer's name by Jack Bauer made me really confused at first, then not so much. That was some awesome acting by Keifer Jack Bauer Sutherland, but I wish he would stop toying with our emotions. It took us years to get over Palmer and we don't need your ass bringing it up again! ::sniff::
And Chloe? Is still hella great. Screw you, MC.
Head Count: 4. That bad acting 'attorney' was confirmed.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
S7: 24 HC - 2 AM to 3 AM
2 AM to 3 AM:
How poor of an actress was that woman who played the real lawyer of Jon Voight's? When those people were at the door and she looked like a deer in the headlights, I'm not sure about the crew but I'd say she's a comedian because I sure as hell laughed my ass off.
Seriously, who is this biatch that threatened Jon Voight's family?! Who do you think you are that you could threaten Brangelina? I would threaten Maddox if I were you. That kid looks like he could kick some ass.
Kim Bauer continues to reign stupid. She apparently now has a daughter she named Terri. Why would you ask for a Nina in the future to kill future Teri Bauer? That's just asking for a whole new series of heartache!
I'm sure that Tony A. hates when Jack Bauer plays McGuyver, and that's why he used the "you're paranoid, Jack" card on him. Nice.
The Starkwood/Tony A. Operative covering himself with someone else's blood to get out of the building? Nice, too.
Finally, a flashback from last week - did anyone else notice that rigor mortis set in immediately for Larry Moss? I'm pretty sure not even ten minutes had gone by after Tony A. suffocated his ass. The show is timed in real-time afterall.
Head Count: 3.
How poor of an actress was that woman who played the real lawyer of Jon Voight's? When those people were at the door and she looked like a deer in the headlights, I'm not sure about the crew but I'd say she's a comedian because I sure as hell laughed my ass off.
Seriously, who is this biatch that threatened Jon Voight's family?! Who do you think you are that you could threaten Brangelina? I would threaten Maddox if I were you. That kid looks like he could kick some ass.
Kim Bauer continues to reign stupid. She apparently now has a daughter she named Terri. Why would you ask for a Nina in the future to kill future Teri Bauer? That's just asking for a whole new series of heartache!
I'm sure that Tony A. hates when Jack Bauer plays McGuyver, and that's why he used the "you're paranoid, Jack" card on him. Nice.
The Starkwood/Tony A. Operative covering himself with someone else's blood to get out of the building? Nice, too.
Finally, a flashback from last week - did anyone else notice that rigor mortis set in immediately for Larry Moss? I'm pretty sure not even ten minutes had gone by after Tony A. suffocated his ass. The show is timed in real-time afterall.
Head Count: 3.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
S7 24 HC: 10 PM - 11 PM
Tony A., Man of Reason. I never thought he'd have to tell Jack to kill terrorists instead of saving a peon, but that day has come.
And for Jack's stupidity? He gets exposed to a biological agent.
That is what happens when you think about peons!
Hodges' one liners are becoming annoying.
Head Count: 3
And for Jack's stupidity? He gets exposed to a biological agent.
That is what happens when you think about peons!
Hodges' one liners are becoming annoying.
Head Count: 3
Sunday, January 18, 2009
S7: 24 HC 8 AM - 12 PM
It's that time of year again.
I'm actually a week late but there are no worries due to the powers of DVR.
8 AM - 9 AM:
Jack Bauer is still awesome - he can still bust ass and tell people to stop their smuggery.
Tony Almeida - being 'ded' made him put on weight. He's not looking so goo' looking as he did before.
I hate this Sean Hillinger ass, and Jeanne Garafolo (or whoever that's spelt and call me lazy for not looking it up right now) is no Chloe O'Brien! I can't wait for that meeting to go down in the hopes for another taser-filled fun fest.
Head Count: 200,000 and going, plus a dead president's son. This was all from the last incident in November to January. 1 in the actual hour.
9 AM to 10 AM:
It's good to see Methos. I could have sworn he was in this before, but I guess not. I'm half expecting him to whip out a sword and behead Almeida.
It's also good to see that 6 days of previous nonsense finally let Jack wise up - there's always a mole digging around! CTU, FBI, the gov't... moles get around!
Head Count: 2.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I'm hating this President Taylor. They've written her two lines the entire season thus far and it's annoying. I don't understand why she's so willing to risk American lives by sticking her nose in another country's business...oh. Wait. Nevermind.
Chloe is still awesome. Her introduction is as per usual, kick ass.
Bill's hair.. is much whiter than it used to be. Where's his wife? And Bill is still awesome.
Memorable Conversation of the episode
Jack: Hi Chloe. It's good to hear you again.
Chloe: It's good to hear you too Jack. I saw you on CSPAN and I can't believe what that Senator told you... but at least you look good.
Head Count: 0
11 AM to 12 PM:
I don't know why it comes as a surprise to anyone that the only members of CTU are Chloe and Bill. With Jack around, that's all that ever truly ran CTU, so nothing has changed. Oh Jack, I thought you learned much from the previous 6 days.
H1's right, Tony A. went crazy because of the death of Michelle Dessler but like Jack, couldn't kill innocent Americans. Ummm.. okay. That's flawed logic since his weapons dealings probably killed innocent Americans and then some but whatever. Tony's always been kind of special that way.
This whole female Jack Bauer FBI agent has a lot to learn. She's not nearly as hardcore.
Head Count: 3.
I'm actually a week late but there are no worries due to the powers of DVR.
8 AM - 9 AM:
Jack Bauer is still awesome - he can still bust ass and tell people to stop their smuggery.
Tony Almeida - being 'ded' made him put on weight. He's not looking so goo' looking as he did before.
I hate this Sean Hillinger ass, and Jeanne Garafolo (or whoever that's spelt and call me lazy for not looking it up right now) is no Chloe O'Brien! I can't wait for that meeting to go down in the hopes for another taser-filled fun fest.
Head Count: 200,000 and going, plus a dead president's son. This was all from the last incident in November to January. 1 in the actual hour.
9 AM to 10 AM:
It's good to see Methos. I could have sworn he was in this before, but I guess not. I'm half expecting him to whip out a sword and behead Almeida.
It's also good to see that 6 days of previous nonsense finally let Jack wise up - there's always a mole digging around! CTU, FBI, the gov't... moles get around!
Head Count: 2.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I'm hating this President Taylor. They've written her two lines the entire season thus far and it's annoying. I don't understand why she's so willing to risk American lives by sticking her nose in another country's business...oh. Wait. Nevermind.
Chloe is still awesome. Her introduction is as per usual, kick ass.
Bill's hair.. is much whiter than it used to be. Where's his wife? And Bill is still awesome.
Memorable Conversation of the episode
Jack: Hi Chloe. It's good to hear you again.
Chloe: It's good to hear you too Jack. I saw you on CSPAN and I can't believe what that Senator told you... but at least you look good.
Head Count: 0
11 AM to 12 PM:
I don't know why it comes as a surprise to anyone that the only members of CTU are Chloe and Bill. With Jack around, that's all that ever truly ran CTU, so nothing has changed. Oh Jack, I thought you learned much from the previous 6 days.
H1's right, Tony A. went crazy because of the death of Michelle Dessler but like Jack, couldn't kill innocent Americans. Ummm.. okay. That's flawed logic since his weapons dealings probably killed innocent Americans and then some but whatever. Tony's always been kind of special that way.
This whole female Jack Bauer FBI agent has a lot to learn. She's not nearly as hardcore.
Head Count: 3.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
What? New 24?!
Much to the dismay of many (Beetchie already 'instinctively' called at 8 PM to disturb me), 24 is back! In mini TV event, anyway. The 24 HC is on!
TD5's with me too right now, so this it's even better times.
3 AM to 5 AM:
They're in Africa, and there was talk of people being cockroaches. It's funny how things are. Just today I heard that cockroach Akon on the radio.
Ah, there's Jack Bauer, who even though is doing humanity work in Africa, he still knows how to break a hand if need be.
As TD5 and I noticed, it's always good to see goats and chickens playing football.
Powers Boothe still scares the crap out of me.
Memorable Quotes of the Episode:
Jack: Save that helmet for a parade!
TD5: He has two guns...
Or 2: Please, there's a dozen or so! He can take them out barehanded!
TD5: All he needs is a straw!
::as Jack walks into the jungle::
TD5: Go Predator on their asses! See? He jumped down from the trees!
::as Jack is knocked out in one punch::
Or 2: One punch and Jack is down.
TD5: That's improbable.
TD5: I like his character, don't kill him yet. Did he get an "...and Robert Carlisle, or just Robert Carlisle? Because that is a determining factor."
Or 2: I think he got "Robert Carlisle".
TD5: Okay good, he might make it to another episode.
Or 2: Yeah. He'll make it to 4 AM.
Or 2: Jack's been tortured by the Chinese and made it, am I (he) supposed to be scared by these people?
Or 2: I'm happy to see the little messenger bag made it to Africa.
TD5: Yes. It did. It must have been hand luggage.
Or 2: Oooooohhh.
TD5: Oohh. Candyman!
Head Count: 27.
TD5's with me too right now, so this it's even better times.
3 AM to 5 AM:
They're in Africa, and there was talk of people being cockroaches. It's funny how things are. Just today I heard that cockroach Akon on the radio.
Ah, there's Jack Bauer, who even though is doing humanity work in Africa, he still knows how to break a hand if need be.
As TD5 and I noticed, it's always good to see goats and chickens playing football.
Powers Boothe still scares the crap out of me.
Memorable Quotes of the Episode:
Jack: Save that helmet for a parade!
TD5: He has two guns...
Or 2: Please, there's a dozen or so! He can take them out barehanded!
TD5: All he needs is a straw!
::as Jack walks into the jungle::
TD5: Go Predator on their asses! See? He jumped down from the trees!
::as Jack is knocked out in one punch::
Or 2: One punch and Jack is down.
TD5: That's improbable.
TD5: I like his character, don't kill him yet. Did he get an "...and Robert Carlisle, or just Robert Carlisle? Because that is a determining factor."
Or 2: I think he got "Robert Carlisle".
TD5: Okay good, he might make it to another episode.
Or 2: Yeah. He'll make it to 4 AM.
Or 2: Jack's been tortured by the Chinese and made it, am I (he) supposed to be scared by these people?
Or 2: I'm happy to see the little messenger bag made it to Africa.
TD5: Yes. It did. It must have been hand luggage.
Or 2: Oooooohhh.
TD5: Oohh. Candyman!
Head Count: 27.
Friday, December 07, 2007
Random Things
Jack Bauer may have gone to prison for a month but I can assure you people, he's already got a plan to bust out.
I love winter save the two things about it that make me crazed. The first is that I loathe ice and the second is that I loathe static shock.
I am so static-ie, I got shocked by touching a piece of broccoli.
I love winter save the two things about it that make me crazed. The first is that I loathe ice and the second is that I loathe static shock.
I am so static-ie, I got shocked by touching a piece of broccoli.
Monday, May 21, 2007
FINALLY!
Yeah, the end of this god awful season is here.
S6 24 HC Ends but I still have to sit through 2 hours of this bullsheet.
4 AM to 5 AM:
Look how awesome it is - Chloe and Jack the BFFs scheming together again. It's fantastic. Everything else is lame in this show but Chloe and Jack = awesome.
I enjoy how hardcore these pansy Russians are acting. It's almost as if they made them extra stupic for 3 seasons only to show that you just don't f' with the russians. Is that true in real history? Umm. Maybe not. Gotta love the Russians. They've given us the best drink eva' - Vodka. No ill should be spoken against them!
oo! Oo! It's Bill! The only other person who's good on this show. If those betches try to kill any of the good 3 off tonight, I'm done!
H1: Horlicks slapped that Kitty into a corner and said, "shut up!" Wrong.
Milo's Brother looks even more hardcore than Milo did.
That sucks! How could they do Horlicks dirty like that? They blinded his ass!
NOOOOO. Cheap! Just letting my Chloe pass out like that! That's just wrong.
Head Count: 0 but should I add the eye kill count for Horlicks?
5 AM to 6 AM:
Okay, so the best thing just happened. Chloe's pregnant! Just think! Another betch in the world! Yay!
Okay, so Josh Bauer? Awesome. Come now, so much more useful than Kim. Josh shot his grandfather in the chest! Yeah. If Jack ever dies, Josh could take over. Another Bauer in the making to save the world.
And the rest of the episode was boring soooo, that's that. Oh, except how the Chinese threatened CTU at the end. Now that's that.
Note: Though, does this mean they've written Bill, Karen and Chloe out of the show without killing them? Or will we fast forward 5 years into the future next season?
Best line of the show: "Don't forget, I can disappear. And if you try to send someone after us, I'll kill him. I'm very good at THAT too." - Jack
Head Count: 10
S6 24 HC Ends but I still have to sit through 2 hours of this bullsheet.
4 AM to 5 AM:
Look how awesome it is - Chloe and Jack the BFFs scheming together again. It's fantastic. Everything else is lame in this show but Chloe and Jack = awesome.
I enjoy how hardcore these pansy Russians are acting. It's almost as if they made them extra stupic for 3 seasons only to show that you just don't f' with the russians. Is that true in real history? Umm. Maybe not. Gotta love the Russians. They've given us the best drink eva' - Vodka. No ill should be spoken against them!
oo! Oo! It's Bill! The only other person who's good on this show. If those betches try to kill any of the good 3 off tonight, I'm done!
H1: Horlicks slapped that Kitty into a corner and said, "shut up!" Wrong.
Milo's Brother looks even more hardcore than Milo did.
That sucks! How could they do Horlicks dirty like that? They blinded his ass!
NOOOOO. Cheap! Just letting my Chloe pass out like that! That's just wrong.
Head Count: 0 but should I add the eye kill count for Horlicks?
5 AM to 6 AM:
Okay, so the best thing just happened. Chloe's pregnant! Just think! Another betch in the world! Yay!
Okay, so Josh Bauer? Awesome. Come now, so much more useful than Kim. Josh shot his grandfather in the chest! Yeah. If Jack ever dies, Josh could take over. Another Bauer in the making to save the world.
And the rest of the episode was boring soooo, that's that. Oh, except how the Chinese threatened CTU at the end. Now that's that.
Note: Though, does this mean they've written Bill, Karen and Chloe out of the show without killing them? Or will we fast forward 5 years into the future next season?
Best line of the show: "Don't forget, I can disappear. And if you try to send someone after us, I'll kill him. I'm very good at THAT too." - Jack
Head Count: 10
Monday, May 07, 2007
I Was Right!
The Chinese WILL save this show! At least, until next week when I expect it to all go down in flames again.
I'm not sure why The Chinese are taking orders from Jack's daddy but whatever.
***SPOILERS***
The S6 24 HC Continues
2 AM to 3 AM:
Okay. The Chinese Ryan Reynolds is awesome. Yeah?
I'm still in shock from this episode, so there won't be much to say on it but damn!
Head Count: 9. =,( Now Nadia really needs to die! Back to years without Milo...
I'm not sure why The Chinese are taking orders from Jack's daddy but whatever.
***SPOILERS***
The S6 24 HC Continues
2 AM to 3 AM:
Okay. The Chinese Ryan Reynolds is awesome. Yeah?
I'm still in shock from this episode, so there won't be much to say on it but damn!
Head Count: 9. =,( Now Nadia really needs to die! Back to years without Milo...
Monday, April 30, 2007
The Chinese MIGHT Save This Show
The 24 HC Continues
1 AM to 2 AM:
The Chinese = best cursing sequence eva'.
Lisa = whore
VP = creepy, scary man who loves him some blondes, including Karen Hayes?
Nadia = bitch we'd like to see get her ass handed to her in the very near future...like in two minutes
Horlicks = a drink with a conscience? But oh, not listening to Jack Bauer. Jack will pay you back for that. So watch your milky ass!
Audrey = dazed and confused because her NBC show got cancelled only to be dropped in a show that's losing its fans fast.
Chloe crying in the corner = a broken-hearted Or 2.
Ok, the line for tonight from The Sec. of Defense: Jack, you are a curse.
And my line for tonight's episode: That Audrey/Jack Sleeping Beauty scene was vomit worthy. He should have just sired her and be done with the whole thing.
Audrey Confused Count = 5 scenes
Head Count = 0.
1 AM to 2 AM:
The Chinese = best cursing sequence eva'.
Lisa = whore
VP = creepy, scary man who loves him some blondes, including Karen Hayes?
Nadia = bitch we'd like to see get her ass handed to her in the very near future...like in two minutes
Horlicks = a drink with a conscience? But oh, not listening to Jack Bauer. Jack will pay you back for that. So watch your milky ass!
Audrey = dazed and confused because her NBC show got cancelled only to be dropped in a show that's losing its fans fast.
Chloe crying in the corner = a broken-hearted Or 2.
Ok, the line for tonight from The Sec. of Defense: Jack, you are a curse.
And my line for tonight's episode: That Audrey/Jack Sleeping Beauty scene was vomit worthy. He should have just sired her and be done with the whole thing.
Audrey Confused Count = 5 scenes
Head Count = 0.
Monday, April 23, 2007
A Continuation of the Stupid Season
But maybe the Chinese can save this show. Maybe.
****SPOILERS****
The S6 24 HC Continues
12 AM to 1 AM:
If I saw some Horlicks in the street, I'd totally stop and pick it up! I do enjoy how this Horlicks admits he's screwed up.
Ahahaha, I was waiting for it: Jack Bauer's gone rogue. Yeah people, like you're really going to take down Jack Bauer.
Ooo, Bill is smart. He made sure to ask Chloe if she was trustworthy and would assist in helping find Jack.
Do you think Powers Boothe would feed Tom Lennox and Karen Hayes to some pIgs?
Ewwwwww. Lisa and VP Daniels should be fed to the pIgs! That's just nasty!
Ahahahahahahaha. Okay, Horlicks is on a roll today. He figured out where Jack was headed like a dog. "He went east!" Yep. He figured it out from tire tracks. Sniff him out, Horlicks!
"My ex-wife is suddenly showing signs of irrational behaviour." - Morris. Oh yes. Chloe is back. But awwwww, why'd you make Morris feel so bad! Low blow reminding him about the arming of the nuke. Low. Blow.
Who's this Peter? A new token, that's who! Ah, he's going to die like all tokens in this show.
Also, I am enjoying this back and forth between Tom and Karen about Bill. It's about time CTU had somebody else running it. Bill had a pretty long run there. It definitely means though that Karen and Bill's marriage is ova'!!!!
Awww, Jack Bauer said a heartfelt goo'day to Bill...you know what that means, Bill is definitely out of hya.
Bill WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Noooooooooooooooooooo. =(
Um, I love how the Chinese badass told Audrey to get her ass over nyo in Chinese and Audrey understood.
Who I'd like to see dead in the near future: Nadia!
Audrey dazed count: 3 scenes
Head Count: 6. Ok, how did that rocket launcher hit that helicopter and yet miss? I know. It doesn't make sense to me either.
****SPOILERS****
The S6 24 HC Continues
12 AM to 1 AM:
If I saw some Horlicks in the street, I'd totally stop and pick it up! I do enjoy how this Horlicks admits he's screwed up.
Ahahaha, I was waiting for it: Jack Bauer's gone rogue. Yeah people, like you're really going to take down Jack Bauer.
Ooo, Bill is smart. He made sure to ask Chloe if she was trustworthy and would assist in helping find Jack.
Do you think Powers Boothe would feed Tom Lennox and Karen Hayes to some pIgs?
Ewwwwww. Lisa and VP Daniels should be fed to the pIgs! That's just nasty!
Ahahahahahahaha. Okay, Horlicks is on a roll today. He figured out where Jack was headed like a dog. "He went east!" Yep. He figured it out from tire tracks. Sniff him out, Horlicks!
"My ex-wife is suddenly showing signs of irrational behaviour." - Morris. Oh yes. Chloe is back. But awwwww, why'd you make Morris feel so bad! Low blow reminding him about the arming of the nuke. Low. Blow.
Who's this Peter? A new token, that's who! Ah, he's going to die like all tokens in this show.
Also, I am enjoying this back and forth between Tom and Karen about Bill. It's about time CTU had somebody else running it. Bill had a pretty long run there. It definitely means though that Karen and Bill's marriage is ova'!!!!
Awww, Jack Bauer said a heartfelt goo'day to Bill...you know what that means, Bill is definitely out of hya.
Bill WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Noooooooooooooooooooo. =(
Um, I love how the Chinese badass told Audrey to get her ass over nyo in Chinese and Audrey understood.
Who I'd like to see dead in the near future: Nadia!
Audrey dazed count: 3 scenes
Head Count: 6. Ok, how did that rocket launcher hit that helicopter and yet miss? I know. It doesn't make sense to me either.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
The Dragon Boat Incident
I'm just going to have to post the conversation. It's classic stuff this:
Or 2: what are you doing today?
MC: Oh relaxing now, Had dragon boat training this morning, when Pandy capsized the boat
Or 2: Are you sure Pandy capsized the boat?
MC: Well maybe not capsized, but we did sink and had to swim to shore, thanks to Pandy
Or 2: hahaha, I don't know if I believe this story
MC: Had to get Jack Bauer and rescue everyone on da boat
Or 2: you went Jack Bauer on their asses?
MC: Well maybe not the rescue bit, but it was Pandy's fault that we sank....or at least I blame him
Or 2: well there are only two things Jack Bauer does - rescue and interrogate
soo..
if you didn't rescue...how did the sinking go down?
and...where's the dragon boat?
MC: Well there was the first time when the boat rocked violently and Pandy took a dive for the team, he had a poor entry, so I gave him a 6.5.
The second time, he decided to take us all with him.
Before you know it, 3 people were overboard and people were screaming for help, so I had to jump into action and rescue all the ladies.
Then the boat started taking in water and then we were all trying to salvage paddles, look out for drowners and swim to shore. All this while Mish sits down on shore taking pictures. We practice down in Chagaramus, now I think I may have cholera from the damn dirty sea water.
Or 2: Ew. Goodness knows I've pooped in there are a few times. hahahaha. That is an awesome story
MC: Thanks Ho. Of course its a little more salacious and I'm the hero in my account. Pandy may say otherwise but this is my truth and I'm sticking to it.
Or 2: what are you doing today?
MC: Oh relaxing now, Had dragon boat training this morning, when Pandy capsized the boat
Or 2: Are you sure Pandy capsized the boat?
MC: Well maybe not capsized, but we did sink and had to swim to shore, thanks to Pandy
Or 2: hahaha, I don't know if I believe this story
MC: Had to get Jack Bauer and rescue everyone on da boat
Or 2: you went Jack Bauer on their asses?
MC: Well maybe not the rescue bit, but it was Pandy's fault that we sank....or at least I blame him
Or 2: well there are only two things Jack Bauer does - rescue and interrogate
soo..
if you didn't rescue...how did the sinking go down?
and...where's the dragon boat?
MC: Well there was the first time when the boat rocked violently and Pandy took a dive for the team, he had a poor entry, so I gave him a 6.5.
The second time, he decided to take us all with him.
Before you know it, 3 people were overboard and people were screaming for help, so I had to jump into action and rescue all the ladies.
Then the boat started taking in water and then we were all trying to salvage paddles, look out for drowners and swim to shore. All this while Mish sits down on shore taking pictures. We practice down in Chagaramus, now I think I may have cholera from the damn dirty sea water.
Or 2: Ew. Goodness knows I've pooped in there are a few times. hahahaha. That is an awesome story
MC: Thanks Ho. Of course its a little more salacious and I'm the hero in my account. Pandy may say otherwise but this is my truth and I'm sticking to it.
Monday, April 09, 2007
Wayne Palmer Pulled a Jack Bauer
I'm so running out of titles.
The S6 HC of 24 continues
10 PM to 11 PM:
I'm liking Horlicks this week. He's being a bad ass but even he is Jack Bauer's bitch.
I think it's wrong that Jack Bauer just dismissed the Horlicks just so HE could have fun with the interrogation. I thought they were going to stop that bullsheet!
The ghetto thuggie bounce/walk that the WP did after he almost keeled over was good stuff. It explains a lot. I now understand the origin of the 'walk'. Yeah, MC. I am wrong.
This really is a rip-off of Season 2 or whatever season it was they used the terrorists' children in a plot to make terrorists talk. Seriously, as if these terrorists care if their children get killed.
Jack Bauer tried to sire people again. Awesome.
And look, the Chinese are back. Now the season will get good but we feel awfully betrayed. Why would they have this bullshit filler story about some kind of season 2 plot bombs only to take us back to the Chinese, which as far as we can tell, is a story that had nothing to do with the first 16 episodes?!
The Bauer-ism for tonight:
"When Jack Bauer tells the president he owes him, you best believe he owes him!" - H1
Has anyone else realised that Jack Bauer has turned into a slave mass'r? He not only owned 1 black president, he owned 2!!! Proving once again that Fox is racist. Don't believe us? Think about Curtis, as well (not a president but black).
Jack Bauer sighting: 6 scenes. Okay, and this is why this episode is actually decent because there's lots of JB.
The "Damn It" Count: 1 scene. Ahahaha, that was hilarious. Jack under a garbage truck, holding on for dear life.
Head Count: 6 faked deaths! Ooo, well played especially that bit when Jack got up from the ground like a Lost Boy, but Fayed's too smart for you Betches. 9 deaths.
The S6 HC of 24 continues
10 PM to 11 PM:
I'm liking Horlicks this week. He's being a bad ass but even he is Jack Bauer's bitch.
I think it's wrong that Jack Bauer just dismissed the Horlicks just so HE could have fun with the interrogation. I thought they were going to stop that bullsheet!
The ghetto thuggie bounce/walk that the WP did after he almost keeled over was good stuff. It explains a lot. I now understand the origin of the 'walk'. Yeah, MC. I am wrong.
This really is a rip-off of Season 2 or whatever season it was they used the terrorists' children in a plot to make terrorists talk. Seriously, as if these terrorists care if their children get killed.
Jack Bauer tried to sire people again. Awesome.
And look, the Chinese are back. Now the season will get good but we feel awfully betrayed. Why would they have this bullshit filler story about some kind of season 2 plot bombs only to take us back to the Chinese, which as far as we can tell, is a story that had nothing to do with the first 16 episodes?!
The Bauer-ism for tonight:
"When Jack Bauer tells the president he owes him, you best believe he owes him!" - H1
Has anyone else realised that Jack Bauer has turned into a slave mass'r? He not only owned 1 black president, he owned 2!!! Proving once again that Fox is racist. Don't believe us? Think about Curtis, as well (not a president but black).
Jack Bauer sighting: 6 scenes. Okay, and this is why this episode is actually decent because there's lots of JB.
The "Damn It" Count: 1 scene. Ahahaha, that was hilarious. Jack under a garbage truck, holding on for dear life.
Head Count: 6 faked deaths! Ooo, well played especially that bit when Jack got up from the ground like a Lost Boy, but Fayed's too smart for you Betches. 9 deaths.
Monday, April 02, 2007
This Shit Again!
Yeah, the S6 24 HC Continues. For another week. Maybe this week will be better.
9 PM to 10 PM:
Milo and Horlicks are having a fight with that Ovaltine stuck in the middle. I don't know why I said that either but it's probably 'cause I'm really bored right now.
Ok, Horlicks is trying to find 'answers' of the greater kind. Perhaps he should be an atheist and be done because he seemed to have gone through all the major religions. Or maybe he should be a Mormon because according to SP (which had a better episode of 24 last week) that is the RIGHT religion.
Mahone's wife is a real bitch! You just can't trust an alien!
SGGDH II is here, the master of the obvious and she's annoying as all hell.
This scene at the water front looks awfully familiar. It looks like that time Jack shot and killed the Russian John Voight. But don't be fooled people! It IS the same place! All they did was stuck a ferris wheel in the background to make it seem 'new'.
Head Count: 4 + 1 arm. Ah those Russians, they know to ham it up. That was one dramatic death but the best I've seen in a long time. Perhaps it was second after ClAUdia got her ass gunned down.
We're adding a new count this week -
Jack Bauer sighting: 2 scenes.
9 PM to 10 PM:
Milo and Horlicks are having a fight with that Ovaltine stuck in the middle. I don't know why I said that either but it's probably 'cause I'm really bored right now.
Ok, Horlicks is trying to find 'answers' of the greater kind. Perhaps he should be an atheist and be done because he seemed to have gone through all the major religions. Or maybe he should be a Mormon because according to SP (which had a better episode of 24 last week) that is the RIGHT religion.
Mahone's wife is a real bitch! You just can't trust an alien!
SGGDH II is here, the master of the obvious and she's annoying as all hell.
This scene at the water front looks awfully familiar. It looks like that time Jack shot and killed the Russian John Voight. But don't be fooled people! It IS the same place! All they did was stuck a ferris wheel in the background to make it seem 'new'.
Head Count: 4 + 1 arm. Ah those Russians, they know to ham it up. That was one dramatic death but the best I've seen in a long time. Perhaps it was second after ClAUdia got her ass gunned down.
We're adding a new count this week -
Jack Bauer sighting: 2 scenes.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Apparently, I Need To Read More...
But that's not going to happen anytime soon.
The S6 HC of 24 Continues.
8 PM to 9 PM:
Brian!
I mean, Brian!
Top marks for not trying (and making your autistic brother do all the work)!
We have to say though, Brian hasn't come a long way at all.
Ok, so there's no mole in C.T.U. for now...
But Nadia's looking a lot better now that she's not a suspect. The lighting in that interrogation room is killa'.
Look. We can never re-live Tony A. and Michelle D. so this bullshit with Nadia and Milo needs to stop. Right now! Bleck. Besides, which, it'll only end up in car bombs and lethal injections to the heart. Have we learnt nothing?!
"For someone for whom it was dangerous to bring out of unconsciousness, he's looking pretty goo'd." - H1, on Wayne Palmer.
Head Count: 3. Yeah, It'd be really cold of 24 to take out Brian's brother, Brady but that was a fine shot on that sniper's part. I didn't hear what the totals were for last week's radiation exposure. Meh.
And who we'd like to see on the Head Count soon: The VP.
The S6 HC of 24 Continues.
8 PM to 9 PM:
Brian!
I mean, Brian!
Top marks for not trying (and making your autistic brother do all the work)!
We have to say though, Brian hasn't come a long way at all.
Ok, so there's no mole in C.T.U. for now...
But Nadia's looking a lot better now that she's not a suspect. The lighting in that interrogation room is killa'.
Look. We can never re-live Tony A. and Michelle D. so this bullshit with Nadia and Milo needs to stop. Right now! Bleck. Besides, which, it'll only end up in car bombs and lethal injections to the heart. Have we learnt nothing?!
"For someone for whom it was dangerous to bring out of unconsciousness, he's looking pretty goo'd." - H1, on Wayne Palmer.
Head Count: 3. Yeah, It'd be really cold of 24 to take out Brian's brother, Brady but that was a fine shot on that sniper's part. I didn't hear what the totals were for last week's radiation exposure. Meh.
And who we'd like to see on the Head Count soon: The VP.
Monday, March 19, 2007
I've never used a cliffnote in my life, but here's the one on 24
Yeah.
S6 of the 24 HC Continues with ****SPOILERS**** and lots of ****SPECULATION****
7 PM to 8 PM:
OMG. They used a Semi-Vintage Joystick to launch that drone.
Chloe's smart! She knows there's always a mole in CTU. Nadia it is! Ah, it's good to see that Chloe's still a bit of a biatch.
"And Nadia will blow them all up because she's a terrorist! I hope she takes out Milo first and it'll be his fault for letting her use his security code." - H1
I didn't want to say it before, but the real reason why this season is sucking - not enough Jack Bauer.
Oh! That Richie Rich is not only a classist but a racist as well!
According to H1, that Milo is lOOkin'pretty goo'd tonight but it's too bad he's the terrorist!
The CTU Holding Cell makes everyone look like crap. The lighting in there makes everyone look like a terrorist.
Jack Bauer, a man of many talents but he cannot use a semi-vintage joystick to fly a drone.
Head Count: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 1!!!!!!! Except I'll save my laughter because I suspect this is all a farce and that B. ain't dead. H1 has some sympathy for her.
And the rest of the HC for this episode - 3. And there will be an update for next week thanks to some radiation poisoning.
S6 of the 24 HC Continues with ****SPOILERS**** and lots of ****SPECULATION****
7 PM to 8 PM:
OMG. They used a Semi-Vintage Joystick to launch that drone.
Chloe's smart! She knows there's always a mole in CTU. Nadia it is! Ah, it's good to see that Chloe's still a bit of a biatch.
"And Nadia will blow them all up because she's a terrorist! I hope she takes out Milo first and it'll be his fault for letting her use his security code." - H1
I didn't want to say it before, but the real reason why this season is sucking - not enough Jack Bauer.
Oh! That Richie Rich is not only a classist but a racist as well!
According to H1, that Milo is lOOkin'pretty goo'd tonight but it's too bad he's the terrorist!
The CTU Holding Cell makes everyone look like crap. The lighting in there makes everyone look like a terrorist.
Jack Bauer, a man of many talents but he cannot use a semi-vintage joystick to fly a drone.
Head Count: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 1!!!!!!! Except I'll save my laughter because I suspect this is all a farce and that B. ain't dead. H1 has some sympathy for her.
And the rest of the HC for this episode - 3. And there will be an update for next week thanks to some radiation poisoning.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Ah, What Will Be Thrown At Us This Week?
Will it be Jack's stupidity by walking casually to another door where he knows Russians are waiting for him? Stupid Jack...
The S6 24 HC Continues.
There Are No Spoilers - "Martha and Aaron. Ew." Is NOT a Spoiler. Okay. Hold that thought, minute 6.47 just contained a spoiler. Note: THERE ARE SPOILERS!!!!!!
6 PM to 7 PM:
Ew! Rick Schroder did NOT age well. Richie Rich as we will all call him now, thanks to Char Kar.
1 Loose Belt from a dead Russian + Lasso skills + Kung Fu skills is equivalent to
Jack Bauer = MacGuyver
Eww! Martha and Aaron!
Apparently, the count I needed to do this season is the "how many times an extended handshake has been turned down" count.
We think Martha's crazy when it's convenient to her.
Ahahaha, Martha Logan is being a Martha Stewart! She's going cabbage on that kiwi! And oh my god! AND she went kiwi on Charles' ass!
Huh, that CLogan's kind of hardcore though, I must say.
JB "Damn it" Count: 1 scene.
Head Count: 13. Huh, I expected that lowly Russian actor to last a lot longer. And wow. Wow.
The S6 24 HC Continues.
There Are No Spoilers - "Martha and Aaron. Ew." Is NOT a Spoiler. Okay. Hold that thought, minute 6.47 just contained a spoiler. Note: THERE ARE SPOILERS!!!!!!
6 PM to 7 PM:
Ew! Rick Schroder did NOT age well. Richie Rich as we will all call him now, thanks to Char Kar.
1 Loose Belt from a dead Russian + Lasso skills + Kung Fu skills is equivalent to
Jack Bauer = MacGuyver
Eww! Martha and Aaron!
Apparently, the count I needed to do this season is the "how many times an extended handshake has been turned down" count.
We think Martha's crazy when it's convenient to her.
Ahahaha, Martha Logan is being a Martha Stewart! She's going cabbage on that kiwi! And oh my god! AND she went kiwi on Charles' ass!
Huh, that CLogan's kind of hardcore though, I must say.
JB "Damn it" Count: 1 scene.
Head Count: 13. Huh, I expected that lowly Russian actor to last a lot longer. And wow. Wow.
Monday, March 05, 2007
Too Depressed To Make This Any Good
S6 The 24 HC continues
****SPOILER ALERT****
5PM to 6PM:
Jack Bauer has a love of Consulates that no one understands. First the Chinese, now the Russians.
What the Russians do not have, is a love of Jack Bauer. Particularly that consule whose finger got clipped for a smoke.
Does anyone else notice that Tom Lennox, played by Peter MacNicol, when thinking up something ridiculous has the same dastardly expression on his face as John Cage on Ally McBeal? Not that I watched Ally McBeal or anything...heh heh.
Moving along! My reason for depression can be found on the head count.
Head Count: Update - Those Mother Chuckers killed Assad! NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Dr. Bashir whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 1 + half of the little finger. Let this be a lesson to us all - JB and Cigar Clippers are a dangerous combination; and you thought the DC was smoking and your lungs.
I know. I deserve to be clipped too.
Currently listening to: my conscience and sleepiness all mixed up as one in my head, with my c. trying to get me to stop being wrong and hateful in my posts while my s. is trying its hardest to blame bad blogging on brain tiredness.
****SPOILER ALERT****
5PM to 6PM:
Jack Bauer has a love of Consulates that no one understands. First the Chinese, now the Russians.
What the Russians do not have, is a love of Jack Bauer. Particularly that consule whose finger got clipped for a smoke.
Does anyone else notice that Tom Lennox, played by Peter MacNicol, when thinking up something ridiculous has the same dastardly expression on his face as John Cage on Ally McBeal? Not that I watched Ally McBeal or anything...heh heh.
Moving along! My reason for depression can be found on the head count.
Head Count: Update - Those Mother Chuckers killed Assad! NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Dr. Bashir whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 1 + half of the little finger. Let this be a lesson to us all - JB and Cigar Clippers are a dangerous combination; and you thought the DC was smoking and your lungs.
I know. I deserve to be clipped too.
Currently listening to: my conscience and sleepiness all mixed up as one in my head, with my c. trying to get me to stop being wrong and hateful in my posts while my s. is trying its hardest to blame bad blogging on brain tiredness.
Monday, February 26, 2007
S6 Probably Sucks Because There's No More Tony A.
S6 24 HC continues and again, I've not much to say other than,
4 PM to 5 PM:
1. Alright, so that guy made that bomb like nobody's buisness. Security should have suspected him though 'cause any highlighter not bearing the sharpie name should be suspected as housing dangerous chemicals to recreate bombs!
2. That "thing" the Russians had in the crate, looked just like a toilet to me. Kind of like a toilet one would find on the Enterprise. Nuclear device, was it? Yeah, probably.
Head Count: Unsure. Could be 1. But speaking of the Enterprise, please, please, please don't let Dr. Bashir be dead. =,(
Currently listening to: "Red Rabbits" by The Shins. I'm not sure how I feel about these The Shins. They're good to listen to sometimes but I'm sure, like Modest Mouse, if I ever ended up at a concert of their's for whatever reason, I'd be added to some sort of Head Count from the coma.
4 PM to 5 PM:
1. Alright, so that guy made that bomb like nobody's buisness. Security should have suspected him though 'cause any highlighter not bearing the sharpie name should be suspected as housing dangerous chemicals to recreate bombs!
2. That "thing" the Russians had in the crate, looked just like a toilet to me. Kind of like a toilet one would find on the Enterprise. Nuclear device, was it? Yeah, probably.
Head Count: Unsure. Could be 1. But speaking of the Enterprise, please, please, please don't let Dr. Bashir be dead. =,(
Currently listening to: "Red Rabbits" by The Shins. I'm not sure how I feel about these The Shins. They're good to listen to sometimes but I'm sure, like Modest Mouse, if I ever ended up at a concert of their's for whatever reason, I'd be added to some sort of Head Count from the coma.
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