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Showing posts with label Dragon Boat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dragon Boat. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Monday, May 07, 2007
To: Battler. From: Pandy.
Battler,
Pandy wanted to leave you a response to your comment on the Dragon Boat Incident. If I may refresh your memory, your comment was "is that the MC in a hello kitty floatie? Was that a pommie ship?".
Pandy would have left his comment in the comment section, if not for the jpeg response he needed to leave. While he understands that you were trying to rag on MC, he feels you still crossed a line. I have offered to post his response here. It is as follows:
This is For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Called A Pussy
Who's the Pussy Now?!
~EOM~
I told you not to cutie-fy the Dragon Boat.
Pandy wanted to leave you a response to your comment on the Dragon Boat Incident. If I may refresh your memory, your comment was "is that the MC in a hello kitty floatie? Was that a pommie ship?".
Pandy would have left his comment in the comment section, if not for the jpeg response he needed to leave. While he understands that you were trying to rag on MC, he feels you still crossed a line. I have offered to post his response here. It is as follows:
This is For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Called A Pussy
Who's the Pussy Now?!
~EOM~
I told you not to cutie-fy the Dragon Boat.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Dragon Boat Woes: Chapter III?
We may have to do these on a weekly basis, or at least as we see fit to do updates.
While no sinking may have gone down yesterday during training, a new member of the team joined - Horace who was drilled in the ways of being "the man at the helm".
Pandy's account is as follows:
Or 2: How goes it today, Stupendous Man?
Pandy: training was rough. Horace was the one to take a dive for the team today
Or 2: he didn't sink the boat, did he?
Pandy: no, he saved us all by sacrificing himself
Or 2: because that's the kind of thing I'd expect from him. ahahahaha. Yeah, that's much like him too. Should have kicked MC out the boat to save everyone, is what SM should have done
Pandy: lol! MC didn't sink us today but his side of the boat was riding pretty low in the water :)
Or 2: because one side of lopsided assback is longer than the next, I told you. Anyway, watching Sopranos?
Pandy: he he he, nah, trying to figure out where we ran into problems today
Or 2: ha. very nice. Don't forget to strongly consider the lopsided assback
Pandy: he he he, will do.
And today, MC's account of yesterday's events:
Or 2: I hear Horace took one for the team yesterday? now HE's a Jack Bauer
MC: Ha far from. He's a Tony Almeda
Or 2: the true hero of the show?
MC: Almost took us to Tobago. Hell No. Dead ass Tony. We didn't sink yesterday, but then again Pandy wasn't on the boat much. hmmmmmm
Or 2: I told you to paddle to Tobago. Jazz Festival was on. Oh, is that the story?
MC: Horace was taking us there..trust me. He was at the helm and next thing we knew, we were in the middle of the Ocean
Or 2: ahahahahahaahahahahaha
MC: I was like "Oh no". "Not again"
Or 2: hahahahaha. "at least it wasn't me this time". ?. What is this dragon boat training for, exactly?
MC: The dragon boat racing competition in June. Where we race against other teams. Its an annual event. We're the Sea Spartans. We plan to have red capes and speedos.
... ah, goo'd times.
And now for a final word from Pandy for today -
Pandy: ...well, all you missed was when Horace took one for the team after MC started to rock the boat from left to right. There's actually some video footage which Horace will try to upload. Don't want to sell anyone out but if u slow it down to 1/8 speed see if u see anyone paddling air :P
And so we await the video footage. The Dragon Boat Incident: Chapter IV is pending.
Quote of today from H1: If I were in Trinidad still, I would join the Dragon Boat team. I wouldn't join Pandy's Dragon Boat, I'd join another team. There wouldn't be as many laughs but at least I'd be dry. And winning.
While no sinking may have gone down yesterday during training, a new member of the team joined - Horace who was drilled in the ways of being "the man at the helm".
Pandy's account is as follows:
Or 2: How goes it today, Stupendous Man?
Pandy: training was rough. Horace was the one to take a dive for the team today
Or 2: he didn't sink the boat, did he?
Pandy: no, he saved us all by sacrificing himself
Or 2: because that's the kind of thing I'd expect from him. ahahahaha. Yeah, that's much like him too. Should have kicked MC out the boat to save everyone, is what SM should have done
Pandy: lol! MC didn't sink us today but his side of the boat was riding pretty low in the water :)
Or 2: because one side of lopsided assback is longer than the next, I told you. Anyway, watching Sopranos?
Pandy: he he he, nah, trying to figure out where we ran into problems today
Or 2: ha. very nice. Don't forget to strongly consider the lopsided assback
Pandy: he he he, will do.
And today, MC's account of yesterday's events:
Or 2: I hear Horace took one for the team yesterday? now HE's a Jack Bauer
MC: Ha far from. He's a Tony Almeda
Or 2: the true hero of the show?
MC: Almost took us to Tobago. Hell No. Dead ass Tony. We didn't sink yesterday, but then again Pandy wasn't on the boat much. hmmmmmm
Or 2: I told you to paddle to Tobago. Jazz Festival was on. Oh, is that the story?
MC: Horace was taking us there..trust me. He was at the helm and next thing we knew, we were in the middle of the Ocean
Or 2: ahahahahahaahahahahaha
MC: I was like "Oh no". "Not again"
Or 2: hahahahaha. "at least it wasn't me this time". ?. What is this dragon boat training for, exactly?
MC: The dragon boat racing competition in June. Where we race against other teams. Its an annual event. We're the Sea Spartans. We plan to have red capes and speedos.
... ah, goo'd times.
And now for a final word from Pandy for today -
Pandy: ...well, all you missed was when Horace took one for the team after MC started to rock the boat from left to right. There's actually some video footage which Horace will try to upload. Don't want to sell anyone out but if u slow it down to 1/8 speed see if u see anyone paddling air :P
And so we await the video footage. The Dragon Boat Incident: Chapter IV is pending.
Quote of today from H1: If I were in Trinidad still, I would join the Dragon Boat team. I wouldn't join Pandy's Dragon Boat, I'd join another team. There wouldn't be as many laughs but at least I'd be dry. And winning.
Monday, April 23, 2007
The Dragon Boat Incident: Chapter II
We have gathered evidence to try to shed some light on the Dragon Boat Incident of 04/22/07.
A source, (reliable and unbiased, honestly!), sent us photographs of what really happened. The pictures do not lie.
Photographic Evidence 1, otherwise known as "The Happy, Pretty-Dry Times":
Please notice how the beloved Dragon Boat is just moving right along there - it's the sun, the sea, the sky and the Dragon Boat.
Photographic Evidence 2, referred to now as "What is that? The First Signs of Trouble? Is that Frantic Paddling and a Low Boat, maybe?":
Photographic Evidence 3, or the "That's Definite Trouble! The Man in Front isn't there anymore!" shot:
And finally, Photographic Evidence 4:
It looks a whole lot like this - We've crashed. We've burned. We've tilted, not capsized. We're not in any mortal danger and the water is clearly shallow enough that we can stand in it.
H1 and I don't see any Jack Bauerism type heroism going down, MC.
Nor do we see any hottie 18 year olds, Pandy.
Still, this story has been nominated for The HOchies 2007 award in "The Hal Hal Moment" of the year category.
The other entries are pending but it's only April. You betches are too hilarious to not give us anymore gems for the year.
This is going to be hard to top but we look forward to all your insanity.
A source, (reliable and unbiased, honestly!), sent us photographs of what really happened. The pictures do not lie.
Photographic Evidence 1, otherwise known as "The Happy, Pretty-Dry Times":
Please notice how the beloved Dragon Boat is just moving right along there - it's the sun, the sea, the sky and the Dragon Boat.
Photographic Evidence 2, referred to now as "What is that? The First Signs of Trouble? Is that Frantic Paddling and a Low Boat, maybe?":
Photographic Evidence 3, or the "That's Definite Trouble! The Man in Front isn't there anymore!" shot:
And finally, Photographic Evidence 4:
It looks a whole lot like this - We've crashed. We've burned. We've tilted, not capsized. We're not in any mortal danger and the water is clearly shallow enough that we can stand in it.
H1 and I don't see any Jack Bauerism type heroism going down, MC.
Nor do we see any hottie 18 year olds, Pandy.
Still, this story has been nominated for The HOchies 2007 award in "The Hal Hal Moment" of the year category.
The other entries are pending but it's only April. You betches are too hilarious to not give us anymore gems for the year.
This is going to be hard to top but we look forward to all your insanity.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
The Dragon Boat Incident
I'm just going to have to post the conversation. It's classic stuff this:
Or 2: what are you doing today?
MC: Oh relaxing now, Had dragon boat training this morning, when Pandy capsized the boat
Or 2: Are you sure Pandy capsized the boat?
MC: Well maybe not capsized, but we did sink and had to swim to shore, thanks to Pandy
Or 2: hahaha, I don't know if I believe this story
MC: Had to get Jack Bauer and rescue everyone on da boat
Or 2: you went Jack Bauer on their asses?
MC: Well maybe not the rescue bit, but it was Pandy's fault that we sank....or at least I blame him
Or 2: well there are only two things Jack Bauer does - rescue and interrogate
soo..
if you didn't rescue...how did the sinking go down?
and...where's the dragon boat?
MC: Well there was the first time when the boat rocked violently and Pandy took a dive for the team, he had a poor entry, so I gave him a 6.5.
The second time, he decided to take us all with him.
Before you know it, 3 people were overboard and people were screaming for help, so I had to jump into action and rescue all the ladies.
Then the boat started taking in water and then we were all trying to salvage paddles, look out for drowners and swim to shore. All this while Mish sits down on shore taking pictures. We practice down in Chagaramus, now I think I may have cholera from the damn dirty sea water.
Or 2: Ew. Goodness knows I've pooped in there are a few times. hahahaha. That is an awesome story
MC: Thanks Ho. Of course its a little more salacious and I'm the hero in my account. Pandy may say otherwise but this is my truth and I'm sticking to it.
Or 2: what are you doing today?
MC: Oh relaxing now, Had dragon boat training this morning, when Pandy capsized the boat
Or 2: Are you sure Pandy capsized the boat?
MC: Well maybe not capsized, but we did sink and had to swim to shore, thanks to Pandy
Or 2: hahaha, I don't know if I believe this story
MC: Had to get Jack Bauer and rescue everyone on da boat
Or 2: you went Jack Bauer on their asses?
MC: Well maybe not the rescue bit, but it was Pandy's fault that we sank....or at least I blame him
Or 2: well there are only two things Jack Bauer does - rescue and interrogate
soo..
if you didn't rescue...how did the sinking go down?
and...where's the dragon boat?
MC: Well there was the first time when the boat rocked violently and Pandy took a dive for the team, he had a poor entry, so I gave him a 6.5.
The second time, he decided to take us all with him.
Before you know it, 3 people were overboard and people were screaming for help, so I had to jump into action and rescue all the ladies.
Then the boat started taking in water and then we were all trying to salvage paddles, look out for drowners and swim to shore. All this while Mish sits down on shore taking pictures. We practice down in Chagaramus, now I think I may have cholera from the damn dirty sea water.
Or 2: Ew. Goodness knows I've pooped in there are a few times. hahahaha. That is an awesome story
MC: Thanks Ho. Of course its a little more salacious and I'm the hero in my account. Pandy may say otherwise but this is my truth and I'm sticking to it.
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