Have You Been Missing the HOchieS?

We've been missing you guys too.  

Not much going on around these parts.  I'm (Or 2) in the process of finding a new job.  H1 has been well.  Why the absence on the blog? 

Well, we haven't really been anywhere or found anything that interesting to be blogging about as of late.  We don't have any pictures of the Bluth banana stand that was set up in Midtown a couple of weeks ago.

We also do not have personal pictures of the massive Lego X-Wing that was set up in Times Square this weekend to share.

What have we been up to? Watching Doctor Who and Arrested Development.

I actually have been blogging over at Kotaku's Reader-centric blog if you've missed me.  You can always take a look right here: http://tay.kotaku.com/  if you wanted to see what I've been up to.  It's all video game related things that may be of no interest to most of you.  But don't worry, Frenemies!  I've not forgotten about sharing the Misadventures of The HOchieS.  

Though I just posted a blog about Gleason's right below this one and that was hard to write.  I've forgotten how to blog on my own blog.  

I find that incredibly disturbing.

Decisions, Decisions

Ben & Jerry or Nicki?

That was the question I was confronted with today.

I opted to go with my friends Ben & Jerry, who have very rarely let me down in the past.  When has free scoop day at Ben & Jerry's ever let me down?!

Nicki Minaj on the other hand...

Well, I haven't listened to any of her music (and have no intentions of doing so) and while I know I could have gotten her autograph or taken a picture with her...the lure of free chocolate fudge brownie ice-cream was just too great.

What I'm REALLY trying to say is...

...Sorry, Frass.

I chose Ben & Jerry over you but can you blame me?

  
Currently: feeling a slight twinge of regret.  Oh wait.  No, no.  That's a chocolate-induced memory brought on by hunger.

Message to All

I'm not sure why Bloggie Boo has suddenly decided that all you biatches' comments should now be logged as spam but it has been doing that.

Just know that I am not screening your comments or deleting them.

If they take a little while to show up, it's due to the fact that I have not been blogging as of late because my computer is busted.

How am I transmitting this message to you then?

Magic.

An Arrival

Dear Moodou,

No Seer Man was going to tell you otherwise, and I know that you intentionally came around later than you were "predicted" to make an entrance.

That's right, you are here and have been since July 17th.

I saw you on the 18th and already there's a story to tell which I will relay on the BooHead Hi Jinks blog.

For now, welcome to life in the outside world, Moodou! There's lots to see and do here.  There are places to go, things to read and learn, music to listen to and good food to eat.

However, please be aware that taking bacon out of my mouth and eating Momma HOchie's stuffing at Thanksgiving are not things that you need to do.

Lots of Love,

Suga'Face.

Because I Love You

Hey Frass,

Remember that song? Of course you do.  I'm sure you are a huge Stevie W. fan.

Well, I dedicate that song to you.  Or at least that one line. 

Why?

Because I loved you enough today to eat a Happy Meal and buy you a prezzie -

And you always thought I was the Evil HOchie.

You were incorrect!

If you wanted to find evil though, look no further than H1...

With Lots of Love today (and it's not even your birthday but that does remind me that X's is coming up),

Or 2.

Just For You: A Message For CLee

Dearest CLee,

I've been thinking of you much these days.

Maybe it's due to the fact that I have not called you in some months now?

Whatever it is, I miss you plenty.  But then again, I always do.

I am writing to let you know that I got you...a preeessseeennnnttt.

It's nothing grand but along with your Blog-Away Prize, remind me to give it to you when I see you soon.

I wonder what it could be...hmmm.

Lots of love,

Or 2.

Currently listening to: "Oni Island" by Masami Ueda, from the Okami Original Soundtrack.  Great game.  Can't wait for Okamiden.

Message for A.T.

Dear Alex,

"505" or chicken bones collected since August 4th?

Your choice.

Regards,

H1

CLee!

Dear CLee,

You will be excited to know that I got a new phone.

It's an...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...




..LG Voyager!

Aren't you proud?

Love,

Or 2.

Message to CLee

H1 wants to know why you hate her.

She says she is sorry for chopping you but wants to know why can't you just move on and forgive?

Also, who's the chick?



Currently listening to: "Final Fantasy VII Demo" by Nobuo Uematsu.

You Turn Around

And I'm here, doin' stuff.

Currently listening to: "Timber Owls" by Nobuo Uematsu

Our Rock Band Band

So we're getting very excited by the prospects of our new PS3 and Rock Band. Beetchie has decided we should either name our band "Doubles" or "Roti Rock". Maybe "The Oxtails"? The name's open to discussion.

But more importantly right now, is how the line up's going to go down.

It's been decided for sure that MC should be the bassist because as we all know, black people always play bass guitar. Before you protest, MC, I've proof (I'm sorry about the Portuguese subtitles...):



The other members of the band are a toss up but we're thinking for now that I should be the lead singer because by Beetchie's logic,
1. my carney hands would automatically disqualify me for the bass and lead guitars and 2. My lack of co-ordination disqualifies me for the drums.

For the role of lead guitar, Beetchie will take on those duties, which leaves us with a vacancy for drummer.

We're thinking Frass. Why? We're not quite sure but I think I heard Beetchie say something about, "he'll have to be drummer because he'll not be able to survive..." or something to that effect.

However, there are no fears for you others, my frenemies.

There are other very important roles in this band.

And I quote from Beetchie, "X can be our band manager! She can be our Joe Simpson to our Jessica and Ashley! Our Rob to our Spinal Tap! I want to be Nigel! I called it!"

"I want to know what kind of ass band we're running!" - Or 2, and upon further thought, "Maybe X can be our fan girl".

"X can be our groupie." - Beetchie
"and H1 can be our manager." - Or 2
"Because she's cut throat, right?" - Beetchie

Yes, because H1 is hardcore but I was thinking to myself that I really didn't want a Soundgarden/Chris Cornell incident to go down but if I'm lead singer and she's band manager, that WON'T be happening. So we're safe on that end.

So, all -

band name suggestions welcome.

positions for the band, other than bass, are not yet set in stone.

Let's get this insanity started but don't forget, TD5 will be both our promoter and music critic, so we need to make this good!

HB-D, H1!!!!

I hope those other bitches got you lots of pyos.

A Message to MC

Way to live the double life, Mitch C.

We never knew you had a starring role but we always knew you were a ruffian and a slag -

"Mitch, the feisty son of Zaphod and Flower. He was a bit of a bully when he was a pup; he stole food from other pups, and attacked Sophie with no reason. He was once on the verge of death after eating scorpions he stole from adults and siblings, but survived and has somewhat filled the void left by Shakespeare's disappearance and presumed death. When a gang of teenage meerkats, led by Mitch's sister Kinkajou, abandoned him when he was a small pup, he was later rescued by his older brother. He once tried to mate with Marilyn of the Lazuli but was chased off by the other babysitters."

- from "Meerkat Manor" article on www.wikipedia.org



- from http://animal.discovery.com

Currently listening to: "Black Star" by Radiohead

Another Message To H1

Having a "bacon free zone" residence is bullshart.

Goo'day!

A Message To H1

I am confused by what went down this evening.

Today begins the times of lots and lots of future bullsharts.

Goo'day!

A Message to Beetchie

Ocassionally having bad hair is much better than having a third nipple.

A Warning To Paul Banks

Dear Paul,

Please do not crack on "PDA" at the MSG concert on September 14th. H1's already threatening a chicken bone to the head if you do. Your nose may be spared due to its normality but that significantly smaller left eye of yours might not be as fortunate*.

Love,

Or 2 (looking out for your best interest and apologizing profusely in advance for any potential chicken bone incident).

*disclaimer - in the event Paul ever reads this, please know that I have a similar situation. I heart you and she likes to keed.

Currently listening to: "Take It or Leave It" by The Strokes and the cover done by Arctic Monkeys.

Dear TD5:

We do not believe that you need to make a trip to Jerusalem in March of 2008. Have you forgotten that we already found Jesus? Remember? He was hiding behind the couch.

Love,

The HOchieS, who would like you to come to NYC instead to find the Arctic Monkeys and MUSE.

It's Been A Week

And we're still re-living the goo'd times we had at Arctic Monkeys. This time last week, we were anxiously awaiting our boys to take the stage.

I'm not writing this to torture TD5. I'm actually just writing this because I forgot to say a few things.

1. Frass, you should consider yourself priviledged to be at that show! Apparently it sold out in 45 seconds. Again, not our fault you weren't prepared.

2. I had a surreal moment at the concert that I failed to mention the last time. Near the end of the set, Alex was fiddling with his guitar and looked up in my general direction. Then he did a double-take as if he had recognized me. He stared for a while. It was weird.
So I can think of only a few things,

a. He didn't want me taking footage?
b. I reminded him of that relationship he had to break off and writes about.
c. I'm Suga'Face and he realized it.

I'm really hoping for option c. because umm, b. is not the look I'm going for...

To: Battler. From: Pandy.

Battler,

Pandy wanted to leave you a response to your comment on the Dragon Boat Incident. If I may refresh your memory, your comment was "is that the MC in a hello kitty floatie? Was that a pommie ship?".

Pandy would have left his comment in the comment section, if not for the jpeg response he needed to leave. While he understands that you were trying to rag on MC, he feels you still crossed a line. I have offered to post his response here. It is as follows:

This is For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Called A Pussy



Who's the Pussy Now?!

~EOM~

I told you not to cutie-fy the Dragon Boat.