Unnecessary Panic

Oh yes, so the other night, Frass (who pulled an MC and Alex and FELL ASLEEP! He claims the cupcake did him in) and I went to see Zombieland.

Why was it, as I was hurriedly trying to walk down the avenues to catch my train that all I could think about was to watch my back?

And then again on the train?

Zombies, man.

Nothing happened so we'll call this Unnecessary Panic...

For now.

Currently: Awake because Aims' birthday dinner to me is not really sitting well, but do I need to panic?! It's 4:44 AM! That's the tri-force of evil dead numbers, right there! Yeah, you guys thought it was the triple 6 but I watch way too much anime to know that "4" is unlucky, I am part Asian and subscribe to Asian things (when convenient to my delusions)!

Orrrr, maybe I really need to just go to bed.

And Yet Another Example of Assiness

Today, H1 learnt a new phrase.



"Fan Service".

Memorable Conversations of the Day:

H1: Oh! I have to show you something in Bleach!
Or 2: I don't want to hear that Shinji got busted up!
H1: Page 8, okay. Page 8.
Or 2: ::reading, reading::
H1: There! What is that?! It's gross and unnecessary!
Or 2: Fan service?
H1: What?
Or 2: Fan service? That's fan service. It happens all the time. I'm so used to it now that it well, meh. It doesn't bother me really.
H1: Bleck!
Or 2: ::reading further:: See? There it is again.
H1: You see?!
Or 2: Yep. Fan service.
H1: Gross, I don't like that term! Ew!

While she may hate it, she already made appropriate use of the term for a very inappropriate situation.

Some hours later...

H1: Ow! I have a cramp in the weirdest place!
Luuuuiiissssss: What happened? Are you okay?
H1:::grinning and grimacing::
Or 2: ?
H1: I have a cramp...in my fan service!
Luuuuiiissssss: Wha'? ::honestly confused::
Or 2: ...

Here's a quote from yesterday that she did not care for me to post but here I am, posting away but this one is unrelated to the topic at hand.

H1: OMG! I have veins! I am starting to have veiiinnnsssss... wait. Is that a vein or dirt? ::rubbing smudge off of her leg::

Black Friday: Darker Than Hei

This year, some of the HOchieS and crew took part in insanity. I think we've done it only once before, at least in my memory. I think H1 may have done it more than that.

As usual, I did online buisness even though I was scheduled to take part in the 3:45 AM Madness this morning by trying to get a television, then again for the 6AM Madness with TD5 and Luiiiiissssss.

As mentioned, I did online buisness which entailed some stupidness and madness of my own.

I always think the world revolves around the East Coast and our time but failed to realise that Amazon's Black Friday Deal was supposed to be at 2 AM Pacific and not 2 AM Eastern. Well. Let us just say I went to bed near midnight, awoke at 2 AM, cursed Amazon when I saw no deals, then cursed again when I confirmed with Bughie J. that 2 AM Pacific meant 5 AM Eastern and then went to sleep and cursed again at 5:09 AM. I got 3 copies of an originally $40 then $25.99 dvd for $14.99. Sweetness? Yes.

So I missed the run to the unmentionable evil store with TD5 and Luuuiiisss but I heard it was a mob scene for an item that wasn't even great, then since Papa HOchie and I were doing more buisness at 6 AM, I missed the BJ's run (They're still out there so I'm not horrified to be going back to bed right now).

Black Friday seems to have found its way into everyone's routine this morning. Even my Ninjas were affected.



Look at that Black Friday Dragon Beast! I'd hide behind a Geisha too, honestly. I am not embarrassed by my clan.

Currently: falling asleep.

Effin' Eff Moments of Today

Frock.

Who uses that word anymore? H1 has declared that word shart. Sons, pay attention.

Trent Reznor.

Trent has managed to piss me off twice in a span of less than 5 months.

Today he announced the release of the new album in four available editions.

You can preview 9 of the 36 tracks for free online. Secondly, you can download a copy for $5.00. For $10.00 you can buy a cd set. For $75 dollars, you can buy a deluxe edition that has a hardcover art book dealie and finally, for $300 you get what you'd get for $75.00 plus the album on Vinyl. And a signature by the man himself, in addition to a number of this limited edition product of 2500 copies produced.

So.

If you're keeping track like I am, essentially I'd be paying about $100+ for a signature.

Trent, what the eff?! Why don't I just buy a $75.00 copy then hunt you down and have you sign it for me, making my copy 2501?

Ass.

I'm so pissed, I may even just go ahead and get that $10.00 edition. I'm going to preview the 9 to decide.

I feel like I got tons from Radiohead and for them, I paid 80 dollars.

Back in the day, just as Bughie J. pointed out, Trent could have gotten blood out of me.

Now my blood is reserved for Matt, which thinking about it now... puts him at $1845.78 from me last year alone.

...

I have an effin' problem.

Help.

Currently listening to: "I Hate Jimmy Page" by Mindless Self Indulgence. And I do too. No tour from Zeppelin and Robert Plant's to blame. Oh, I guess that'd make me hate Robert Plant, and "The Only Time" by Nine Inch Nails. I really curse this effin' Itunes Random Playlist sometimes.

Another Message To H1

Having a "bacon free zone" residence is bullshart.

Goo'day!

Holding A Seat On the Metro North Is Rough Work

But not a problem for those...



...with a demin jacket and single blade of an aloe plant.

This Is Some Bullshart We Ever Did See

Crazy, stoopid bullsharters.

Edit: Apparently I have to amend after receiving this comment from Bughie J., "Meat without feet is okay but everyone knows the best meat has feet." and the comment previously left by X.

While that's all well and good, and The HOchies appreciate your support of legged animals, I think we're missing the point some here.

The point being "meat without feet" is a gross misuse of the word "meat"!!!!!!

Two Messes

We were watching the Brit awards and let us just say to TD5,

Amy Winehouse is a hot damned mess. That's not what we really wanted to say because that's been pretty well-established already but you know when Joss Stone did her style, we hated it then and we hate it now still. Winehouse should stop trying to bring it back.

The other mess is Joss Stone, who for some reason was trying to show that she could sing Winehouse's rehab song. Yeah, we know you can sing it. What are you trying to prove? So people have forgotten that you did it two years ago, but you shouldn't try to show that other betch up by dressing like a Nasty found in the East End back in the day.

Conversations at the Mall

"My feet hurt. My uterus hurts. Everything hurts." - woman to her boyfriend.

"You are never wearing these shoes to the mall again!" - Mother, as she picked up her daughter's shoe.
"But why? They're so crrraaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyy!!!" - little girl in stroller, showing her mom the pink dazzly shoe.

Squirrels & Planets

Squirrel Knocks Out Power to 5,000

KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) -- A wayward squirrel invaded a power substation and left more than 5,000 homes and businesses without electricity.

Duke Energy restored the service from the South Main Street substation near Wildcat Creek after about an hour Sunday night.

"We lost the squirrel and 5,039 customers for the space of an hour," Duke spokesman Rob Norris said.

The outage included much of the city's central neighborhoods west of U.S. 31.

So here's the thing, squirrels have been tearing up the place it seems in the past week or so.

There's this story (and by the way, I'm very disturbed by the quote 'we lost the squirrel' - wtf happened to it?! They murdered the poor little bastard, didn't they?! Awww, poor boo boo bitch) and then there's the story of the squirrel who terrorized peeps in Florida. He bit and scratched his way into stardom...uh, infamy. And then he died. He was truly a bitch. But as you all know, squirrels are plague carriers. But since these squirrels were doing a service to the world by hatin' on Floridians and people from Indiana, then kudos to them! Har Har.

And now for a sad note...

The Planet Pluto is under scrutiny by scientists who are considering giving it the axe. They think that Pluto may not be a planet at all. 8 planets in the solar system? That's madness.
If Pluto makes the cut then something like 33 'planets' will make it as well and we'll have one happy solar system - full of dead rocks. Awesome.

What's the bottom-line though? ::tear:: Poor Pluto...

Things That Are Hella...

...Hilarious: Pringles being a common garnish on dim sum

...Jibblies-esque: Crazy people who bump into your bags and invade your personal space while spewing jibberish even though there's more than enough room to move

...Nasty and Shouldn't Exist: Egg Custards of the strawberry & banana variety

...Lifesaving: Turkey cookies after Nasties that Shouldn't Exist

...Lame but Expected: Ramune drinks that explode when opened

...Lame: Chinatown on a Saturday

...Scary: Giant Hair

...Annoying & Idiotic: People in the Temple who touch things they shouldn't and make Beetchie tour guide

...Shady: Jewelry stores in Chinatown

...Awesome: Blue & White Diamonds

...$2,000 @ 70% off: Blue & White Diamonds

...In need of discussion: 2 kids on the train. Same age. 1 smart. 1 not so much.

Quote of the Day: "Our (Atlantis citizens) diet mostly consists of crabs, starfish & the occasional sea squirrel." - King Neptune from The Fairly Odd Parents

A World of Crazies

Hochie 1... or 2 signing in after a brief hiatus.

I was overwhelmed this week with the wealth of Hollywood peeps who entertain us but should really only scare us because they are CRAZY.

Offender Numero Uno - Mel Gibson - the picture says it all. And no, he is not acting out a scene; he is at a press conference in Mexico. Poor, scared Mexicans.

"Crazy? Me? "

YES!!!

Ethan, even if you are not crazy, you look crazy this week. Gosh man, put on some makeup. Have we all learnt nothing from Oprah? Nothing?

Now, I don't know who is crazier, Britney for marrying this man and thinking that her life would be a fairytale or the man himself for thinking that people will embrace his "musical" talent. Please check the lyrics:

"Over an industrial beat reminiscent of Kelis' 'Milkshake,' Federline represents himself as a brash, newsworthy figure ahead of his time. 'People always asking me when's the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin' me,' he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer. (Associated Press)

That is QUALITY ya'll. Grade A Genie-ass. Pavarottis = Paparazzi (?????) Kevin and Britney must fancy themselves as new age Lexicographers. Does anyone remember MotherChuckers? In the words of a wise Sage, these two are nuckin' futs which is just another way of saying that they CRAZY.

I don't like to beat a deadhorse or regurgitate well-established fact but ... Mariah Carey. She is pretty and crazy. Pretty crazy ha ha.. Alright I will stop. But what is crazy about her is not her behaviour this week but her breasts.

Is it just me or does Mariah's boobs seem to change size dramatically (we are talking post boob job pics) depending on the day of the week? It is almost as if she can inflate or deflate to suit.

(note: I am trying to find the other picture I need to compare so will have to amend)

Craziness.

I have been silently disturbed by Jamie Foxx's appearance in the last year. I swear his face has changed shape and his lower jaw has begun protruding more than it ever had been before. Maybe he got leaner and now his face is just reflecting that but I swear I almost never recognize him if he has sunglasses on. Or maybe I never really knew what Jamie Foxx looked like. Is that possible? Am I crazy?!

Perhaps he changed his front teeth? I just don't know.

Oh, and Jake, craziness does not need company

because you also look a little goofy in this pic.

Note below how the High Priestess of Crazy travels with an entourage of crazies. Umm, Ms. Stewart, do you know that is not a puppy you're holding? It's not even a real monkey. The monkey standing next to you on the other hand is unfortunately real. Put that in a cage.

Also crazy, the WB for replacing Michigan Jay with coconuts for mascots in the form of Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island.

I think that is enough for now. This might have to become an ongoing community service.

Laters.