Picture of the Day

Some 125,000 gorillas were found living happily in a swamp area in the Congo. Not only did scientists/researchers find a boost a population of an endangered species but they also found this:



H1 questions whether or not that monkey's thinking "Yay! You found us!" or "Get the eff out of hya, Asshats!"

Currently listening to: "Mini-boss: Great Toad" by Koji Kondo and Toru Minegishi, from The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess Original Soundtrack. It just occurred to me that this sounds a bit like "Quina's Theme" from Final Fantasy IX. Heehee, that reminds me of H1.

Action Figures

Memorable Conversation of the Day:

Beetchie: If you were an action figure, what would you be packaged with?
Or 2: Toys. I'd have throwing toy action and a sarcasm face, that you could change to
Beetchie: ahhaha
Or 2: And you?
Beetchie: I said I would have coffee, a novel, wasabi and my suave charm
Or 2: Ha. That sounds right.
Beetchie: heh heh. Oh and my cell phone.
Or 2: mine is less interesting but I do like that you could change my face though
Beetchie: Yeah that's a good option. You'd need a "meh" face as well
Or 2: true. I guess I'd have two interchangeables. Hmm, and maybe some plaid lounge pants
Beetchie: hahaha, nintendo wii controller
Or 2: concert tickets. Yeah, a wii mote in one hand, a ps3 in the other. Gaming systems of every kind "sans XBox". You know this is going on the blog right? oo! and a pig. That's just too many accessories. Maybe there could be a pig on my shirt or something to represent or a strip of bacon
Beetchie: a pig?? No no, a strip of bacon would be more appropriate
Or 2: I got it!
Beetchie: eh eh?
Or 2: My t-shirt would have a strip of bacon and the url to the blog
Beetchie: omfg
Or 2: "I Bacon and I Blog"
Beetchie: urk.
Or 2: What. it's true
Beetchie: blacon?
Or 2: I Bacon and I Blog and the back could read "Blacon". Yes
Beetchie: hahaha. What kind of shirt would I wear? hm. "I make girls cry". hahaha
Or 2: Ahahaha
Or 2: We have to be linked. You know how some action figures in a set interact with each other?
Beetchie: oh yeah. hm. I could carry a bag of bacon strips for sabi
Or 2: hmmm. We could have part of an explosion each in our kits... "now with more misadventures"
Beetchie: no no. I know! You can carry an empty plate and I can be carrying the piece of bacon I just stole from you. hahaha
Or 2: ... and my "bitch, I go kill you" face? oh wait, how could I forget...I'd have to have my bag full of pins and my camera. oh and a changeable leg with a bruise on it.
Beetchie: a changeable leg? for wha?
Or 2: for everytime i trip
Beetchie: hahaha. I need a hoodie as well.
Or 2: that's right. I guess it could all go in my bag - the ipod, headphones, camera, psp, ds. My action figure is a h.a.m
Beetchie: haha. Your action figure is gonna need to come with a "house" set like barbie's dream house
Or 2: I'll be sure to make my hands carney. Yeah, you're gonna have to buy accessories separately, much like I had to. That shit ain't cheap. I may be but not my accessories
Beetchie: hahah. true true. I'd be the more popular figure, b/c I'm good to go right out of the package
Or 2: Yeah. You could probably get me and my accesories on amazon for cheaper. oh yeah, and i'd have to have an amazon credit card accessory. bwahahaha. Ah, i love my card.

And later on:

Or 2: Beetchie and I were having this whole discussion about what we'd be packaged with if action figures were made of us.
H1: I'd have a cape of invisibility and a Sexy Body.

...Hence the reason I could not do a sketch of H1's Action Figure.

Currently listening to: "Head Down" by Nine Inch Nails.

Disney Continues to be Evil

I just saw a trailer for the Princess movie with the 'black' Princess. She used to be black but the evils at Disney drew Belle and gave her a tan/coloured her brown.

WTF.

Currently listening to: "Stockings To Suit" by The Rascals. I love this song. I love this band and their melodious cacophony. Is that wrong?

More Sad What The Eff Times

First xxxHolic, which by the way H1 and I watched the last animated episode of and it was really sad but 'ended' in a sweet way, which... is bullshart because it's CLAMP and I know that effin' manga won't end with anything but grief if they stay true to their asshattery! Oh Watanuki, I hope you'll be okay. ::sniff:: I love that kid.

Second, why didn't I know Avatar: The Last Air Bender ended? WHY?! Why did it end?! What about 'Avatar Family Fun Night with the Hochies'?! This is too much for us. What's H1 supposed to do without Appappa? (It's Appa, H1)

Currently listening to: "Hyakkyagyou" by S.E.N.S. Project, from the xxxHOlic Original TV Series Soundtrack. This damned song was played at the end right after "April Fool" and I wanted to cry! I guess I must like punishment from CLAMP.

Much Like the Whiney Bitch That Gerard Way Is...

...I'm writing this with all the emo I have. Which, despite Beetchie's claim of 93.2%, I've in fact only got about... none.
I'm not emo, you A.s!
But who else wouldn't be upset over the fact that I'm having a horrible media filled day - of old media news to boot?

1. xxxHolic: Kei has ended it's TV series run. What?! When did that shart happen? And why did I think it was going to 26 episodes?! Why hasn't anyone subbed the last two?! What's wrong with that one guy who subs them?! What? He thinks he's allowed to go on vacation and that I shouldn't be upset just because I can't speak or read the language?! Eff you guy!

2. Gerard Way...married to Lyn-Z?! WHAT?! It all makes sense now why MSI's off. They've been fighting the ill of Morningwood AND mcr! Why Lyn-Z? Was it necessary to go there? Really? He's...a dirty Jersey ass. Why would you degrade yourself? Whhhhyyyyy.

Memorable Conversation of Today:

Or 2: B. Why didn't I know that Gerard Way, my nemesis - lead singer of my chemical romance
Beetchie: ::chew, cud, chew, cud:: sup?
Or 2: got married to our girl, bad ass bassist, Lyn-Z
Beetchie: whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. WHY B., WHY! o_O!!!!
WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!
TT_TT
That shit isn't right!
Or 2: Because I can't suffer this trauma alone! Jesus!
Beetchie: NoooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooooo. B!
Or 2: I saw the speculation that he was last december but I didn't know he was even with her! Ugh
Beetchie: let me look this fool up. ....he looks like a douchey Billy Corgan
Or 2: But she's too full of awesome to marry some ugly talentless ass from NJ! NJ!
Beetchie: JERSEY! You can tell he smells like Jersey! Like a douchey taint!

Currently listening to: "Falling Jimmy" by Maximum The Hormone. Curse you random Itunes! I was cursing Jimmy Urine months ago, but now I need to curse LynZ. Maximum The Hormone needs to write a song about her.

Chrissy Lee's Contribution of the Day

http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

The best part about the item, is that it is reusable.

Awesome.

Currently listening to: "Paranoid" by Fat Jon and Force of Nature from the Samurai Champloo soundtrack.

"Later!", he nonchalantly said

as one final 99,999 costly punch reduced an almost 1 hour 10 million HP battle to naught.

With that, Minerva returned to the lifestream.

Stupid ass Zack. You could have been a bit more... IDK, relieved? It only took us 70 hours to get that strong.

It took long enough but now I can finally finish this damned game with 100% complete on my missions, and H1 can stop making fun of me.

So yeah, eff you effin' cactuars, razor weeds, ostrich looking beasties and Minerva!

Now from one nerd rant to another or acknowledging a few 'nerds', rather...

Currently listening to: Canadians! and "The Harrowing Adventures of..." (by) Tokyo Police Club.

Who Approved This?!

Damned Food Testers!

Currently listening to: "Stone Cold Crazy" by Queen. I love my random player sometimes.

Again With The Effy-ness

Another of our childhood memories has been ruined by Jamaicans.

Marble Cake.

Effin' marble cake!

If you put the chocolate swirl then you'd be alright like Bunji but if you like it like 1 or 2 hOchieS, you like it with pink (red) and green.

Rastafari Colours.

Currently listening to: "Melodie" by Yuki Kajiura, from the Noir Soundtrack.

I Am In So Much Trouble

H1, don't kill me, okay?

The Last Shadow Puppets - Live In Brooklyn

Alex Turner & Miles Kane are in New York promoting their forthcoming debut album as The Last Shadow Puppets. A very special acoustic performance has been added to their schedule as a treat for NY area fans!

When: Tomorrow, Tuesday March 4, at approx. 10 PM. Doors @ 9:45, please try not to show up before then. A line will start outside before the doors open.
Where: Soundfix Records, 110 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn, NY (Bedford & N. 11th) - Bedford L-train stop / Williamsburg, Brooklyn
How: Just show up, it's free. All ages, no tickets required.
Please do NOT call Sound Fix for details.

Heh. Heh. I got that notice yesterday but didn't realize until this morning. Apparently only 100 people showed up and Alex and Kane took pics with everyone and hung out for a bit.

...

My 2nd husband avoids me again.

I remain poor. And now, poor with forthcoming bruises.

Currently listening to: "S.T.A.R. Game" by Koji Kondo and Toru Minegishi, from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Soundtrack

Also, on a side note, I fear all the smaller acts that I want to see in concert will take their gigs to Brooklyn. Everyone's all over that place these days. I can't set foot there unless Beetchie's with me, though perhaps I should mull over what I said... I did almost die there the last time when we were together.

Effin' Eff Moments of Today

Frock.

Who uses that word anymore? H1 has declared that word shart. Sons, pay attention.

Trent Reznor.

Trent has managed to piss me off twice in a span of less than 5 months.

Today he announced the release of the new album in four available editions.

You can preview 9 of the 36 tracks for free online. Secondly, you can download a copy for $5.00. For $10.00 you can buy a cd set. For $75 dollars, you can buy a deluxe edition that has a hardcover art book dealie and finally, for $300 you get what you'd get for $75.00 plus the album on Vinyl. And a signature by the man himself, in addition to a number of this limited edition product of 2500 copies produced.

So.

If you're keeping track like I am, essentially I'd be paying about $100+ for a signature.

Trent, what the eff?! Why don't I just buy a $75.00 copy then hunt you down and have you sign it for me, making my copy 2501?

Ass.

I'm so pissed, I may even just go ahead and get that $10.00 edition. I'm going to preview the 9 to decide.

I feel like I got tons from Radiohead and for them, I paid 80 dollars.

Back in the day, just as Bughie J. pointed out, Trent could have gotten blood out of me.

Now my blood is reserved for Matt, which thinking about it now... puts him at $1845.78 from me last year alone.

...

I have an effin' problem.

Help.

Currently listening to: "I Hate Jimmy Page" by Mindless Self Indulgence. And I do too. No tour from Zeppelin and Robert Plant's to blame. Oh, I guess that'd make me hate Robert Plant, and "The Only Time" by Nine Inch Nails. I really curse this effin' Itunes Random Playlist sometimes.