What is this?!
And why are they sullying my eyes?!
Currently listening to: "Hero of the Wind" by Kenta Nagata, Hajime Wakai, Toru Minegishi, Koji Kondo, from the The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Original Soundtrack.
Showing posts with label Ninjas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ninjas. Show all posts
Monday, December 15, 2008
Mortified by my Clan
Um...That one Ninja is getting out of hand.
What is this?!
And why are they sullying my eyes?!
Currently listening to: "Hero of the Wind" by Kenta Nagata, Hajime Wakai, Toru Minegishi, Koji Kondo, from the The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Original Soundtrack.
What is this?!
And why are they sullying my eyes?!
Currently listening to: "Hero of the Wind" by Kenta Nagata, Hajime Wakai, Toru Minegishi, Koji Kondo, from the The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Original Soundtrack.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Black Friday: Darker Than Hei
This year, some of the HOchieS and crew took part in insanity. I think we've done it only once before, at least in my memory. I think H1 may have done it more than that.
As usual, I did online buisness even though I was scheduled to take part in the 3:45 AM Madness this morning by trying to get a television, then again for the 6AM Madness with TD5 and Luiiiiissssss.
As mentioned, I did online buisness which entailed some stupidness and madness of my own.
I always think the world revolves around the East Coast and our time but failed to realise that Amazon's Black Friday Deal was supposed to be at 2 AM Pacific and not 2 AM Eastern. Well. Let us just say I went to bed near midnight, awoke at 2 AM, cursed Amazon when I saw no deals, then cursed again when I confirmed with Bughie J. that 2 AM Pacific meant 5 AM Eastern and then went to sleep and cursed again at 5:09 AM. I got 3 copies of an originally $40 then $25.99 dvd for $14.99. Sweetness? Yes.
So I missed the run to the unmentionable evil store with TD5 and Luuuiiisss but I heard it was a mob scene for an item that wasn't even great, then since Papa HOchie and I were doing more buisness at 6 AM, I missed the BJ's run (They're still out there so I'm not horrified to be going back to bed right now).
Black Friday seems to have found its way into everyone's routine this morning. Even my Ninjas were affected.
Look at that Black Friday Dragon Beast! I'd hide behind a Geisha too, honestly. I am not embarrassed by my clan.
Currently: falling asleep.
As usual, I did online buisness even though I was scheduled to take part in the 3:45 AM Madness this morning by trying to get a television, then again for the 6AM Madness with TD5 and Luiiiiissssss.
As mentioned, I did online buisness which entailed some stupidness and madness of my own.
I always think the world revolves around the East Coast and our time but failed to realise that Amazon's Black Friday Deal was supposed to be at 2 AM Pacific and not 2 AM Eastern. Well. Let us just say I went to bed near midnight, awoke at 2 AM, cursed Amazon when I saw no deals, then cursed again when I confirmed with Bughie J. that 2 AM Pacific meant 5 AM Eastern and then went to sleep and cursed again at 5:09 AM. I got 3 copies of an originally $40 then $25.99 dvd for $14.99. Sweetness? Yes.
So I missed the run to the unmentionable evil store with TD5 and Luuuiiisss but I heard it was a mob scene for an item that wasn't even great, then since Papa HOchie and I were doing more buisness at 6 AM, I missed the BJ's run (They're still out there so I'm not horrified to be going back to bed right now).
Black Friday seems to have found its way into everyone's routine this morning. Even my Ninjas were affected.
Look at that Black Friday Dragon Beast! I'd hide behind a Geisha too, honestly. I am not embarrassed by my clan.
Currently: falling asleep.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Distractions From World Domination Plots
This may all be a part of their scheme to keep our little minds occupied while they work behind the scenes to continue spying on us and plot our demise, but the folks at Google just gave some of us a few themes to work with within Gmail.
It. is. Hilarious.
There are some pretty nice ones that I've seen so far with the "Planets", "Tea House" and "Terminal" themes being the better selections in my opinion.
However, I, like Gen Friend, picked Ninjas.
It is a well-known fact (at least to those who know me), that I love Ninjas. Who doesn't, though? I've armies that I've been gathering together since my days in college, or rather still, since my dealings with Snake Eyes but... I've already said too much.
To protect the identity of M.C. and Chloe, I blacked out some names of the Gmail mail I had. Also, I blocked out H1's name in the chat but look at the Rising Gmail Sun, the ninja stars on the e-mail links and the funky black and red ninja colours!
Watch my subordinates compose an e-mail of a certain destructive nature!
Other than that, you will see some embarrassing secrets about me such as getting mail from Keane. Yeah, I'm a member of their mailing list.
As well as questions that may arise a-like so: what's up with the e-mail entitled "Holy Poop"?
Back to the Ninjas though, I feel like they're waiting for me to fall asleep so that they can assassinate me. That's the thing about Ninjas, you don't give them enough of a rice stipend and they turn on your ass. Or am I confusing them with my armies of Samurai?
This must be a test run given to only a few Gmail users as H1 sadly discovered but I think it just means she hasn't been marked for death.
It...almost makes me a little bit suspicious of H1!
Hmmmmm...
Currently listening to: "Ninja Hideout" and by Koji Hayama, from the Ape Escape 2 Original Soundtrack and "Ninja Night School" by Ultra Brain, from the Songs for Death Note The Movie: Tribute. Really? Are these the only two songs in my current uploaded library that has the word 'ninja' in it? Lame. What's worse, they're both sucky songs.
Edit on 11/20/08:
Why did I just send an e-mail out to TD5 and there's a scene of one of my ninjas harrassing a geisha? She does look like she can defend herself with those fans though. I am well impressed.
H1 got her theme settings finally and she went with the tea house theme that features a little kitsune. She is very happy.
Edit on 11/21/08:
This morning I awoke to find that my Ninja and Geisha were cleaning. Any item can be used as a weapon, it's true, even if that object is a broom. See what another koku can do? You can get your ninjas to sweep up.
Currently listening to: The Pumps trundling down the stairs. He makes for a terrible Ninja Cat sometimes. Perhaps I need to cut back on his koku...
It. is. Hilarious.
There are some pretty nice ones that I've seen so far with the "Planets", "Tea House" and "Terminal" themes being the better selections in my opinion.
However, I, like Gen Friend, picked Ninjas.
It is a well-known fact (at least to those who know me), that I love Ninjas. Who doesn't, though? I've armies that I've been gathering together since my days in college, or rather still, since my dealings with Snake Eyes but... I've already said too much.
To protect the identity of M.C. and Chloe, I blacked out some names of the Gmail mail I had. Also, I blocked out H1's name in the chat but look at the Rising Gmail Sun, the ninja stars on the e-mail links and the funky black and red ninja colours!
Watch my subordinates compose an e-mail of a certain destructive nature!
Other than that, you will see some embarrassing secrets about me such as getting mail from Keane. Yeah, I'm a member of their mailing list.
As well as questions that may arise a-like so: what's up with the e-mail entitled "Holy Poop"?
Back to the Ninjas though, I feel like they're waiting for me to fall asleep so that they can assassinate me. That's the thing about Ninjas, you don't give them enough of a rice stipend and they turn on your ass. Or am I confusing them with my armies of Samurai?
This must be a test run given to only a few Gmail users as H1 sadly discovered but I think it just means she hasn't been marked for death.
It...almost makes me a little bit suspicious of H1!
Hmmmmm...
Currently listening to: "Ninja Hideout" and by Koji Hayama, from the Ape Escape 2 Original Soundtrack and "Ninja Night School" by Ultra Brain, from the Songs for Death Note The Movie: Tribute. Really? Are these the only two songs in my current uploaded library that has the word 'ninja' in it? Lame. What's worse, they're both sucky songs.
Edit on 11/20/08:
Why did I just send an e-mail out to TD5 and there's a scene of one of my ninjas harrassing a geisha? She does look like she can defend herself with those fans though. I am well impressed.
H1 got her theme settings finally and she went with the tea house theme that features a little kitsune. She is very happy.
Edit on 11/21/08:
This morning I awoke to find that my Ninja and Geisha were cleaning. Any item can be used as a weapon, it's true, even if that object is a broom. See what another koku can do? You can get your ninjas to sweep up.
Currently listening to: The Pumps trundling down the stairs. He makes for a terrible Ninja Cat sometimes. Perhaps I need to cut back on his koku...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Ninjas In New Jersey...As If.
Another Stupid Story from 1/3 of the Axis of Evil:
Posted: Wednesday, 25 June 2008 1:22PM
N.J. School Locked Down for Ninja Sighting
BARNEGAT, N.J. (AP) -- It's the case of the nonexistent ninja.
Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
(TM & Copyright 2008 CBS Radio Inc. and its relevant subsidiaries. CBS RADIO & EYE Logo TM & Copyright 2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. Used under license. All Rights Reserved.
The moral of this bit of news:
He couldn't be no effin' Ninja; he was seen! This story is another example of proof that people from NJ are special. No one knows what a real ninja looks like. All we know is that they exist.
Memorable Quotes of Today:
H1: Luuuuiiiissss brought home a bottle of Johnsons' baby cologne. I said, "you know they market this kind of thing to Puerto Ricans, right? Where'd you get it? The Goya section?"
Posted: Wednesday, 25 June 2008 1:22PM
N.J. School Locked Down for Ninja Sighting
BARNEGAT, N.J. (AP) -- It's the case of the nonexistent ninja.
Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
(TM & Copyright 2008 CBS Radio Inc. and its relevant subsidiaries. CBS RADIO & EYE Logo TM & Copyright 2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. Used under license. All Rights Reserved.
The moral of this bit of news:
He couldn't be no effin' Ninja; he was seen! This story is another example of proof that people from NJ are special. No one knows what a real ninja looks like. All we know is that they exist.
Memorable Quotes of Today:
H1: Luuuuiiiissss brought home a bottle of Johnsons' baby cologne. I said, "you know they market this kind of thing to Puerto Ricans, right? Where'd you get it? The Goya section?"
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