Dear Tite Kubo,
First, there was what you did to Rukia.
You made a bitch out of Rukia. I mean, it was a really good explanation why she could not use her powers in the first place because Urahara effed her over by planting the HÅgyoku in her but
then, you made her lose every single fight after she returned to normal.
While it's not your fault the animators decided to have her say "Kaien-dono" about x1 million times in the anime to eat up precious airing space, I still feel as though I could slap you for that too even if that would an injustice to you on my part.
Followed by...what's this stupid "Cross-Triangle 'love' story" you have going? Everyone knows (and everyone SHOULD KNOW and stop THEIR RUBBISH) that it's Ichigo and Rukia. I happen to like Ishida so I won't want to inflict Orihimeass on him (H1 disagrees but that's due to the fact that she doesn't see just how hilarious Ishida is) but if Ichigo ever shows any sign of liking Orihimeass, I will be ill!
Renji's love for Rukia? Cute but not happening. That baboon king is useless anyway.
THEN, you made some ugly beast made of arms of some arrancar shoot a gigante hole straight. through. Rangiku. Seriously? What the fuck was that?! And then you want me to believe she's alive?!
Next, you killed off Ulquiorra.
You know I loved him. You must know! I'm one of those millions who put him the top 5 favourite
Bleach characters in a recent poll! I mean, I didn't vote but I didn't have to!
Granted you gave him a heroic death by not having him go out like a wuss but it's still not cool. At all.
Okay, Kira's all sorts of crazy now. Did you see
Death Note or something and decide that all Kira characters should have a crazy complex? I love Kira but I'm scared for him and everyone around him. He's going to go ballistic on everyone and it won't be pretty.
I'll admit though, that's kind of cool. Go ahead there.
Swinging Back the Pendulum for a bit, you totally effed over those Vizards.
H1 couldn't even watch those episodes due to the fact that she was so distraught.
Hirako Shinji's my favourite and that was just damned sad what happened to them. If you so much as HURT him - my sleazy casino music themed, bad haircut, wide smile, pierced tongue, sharp pin-striped tie with black shirt Vash voiced hotness - in the upcoming story, that'd just be a low blow to me and to Shinji. Please showcase his awesomeness because I know he's one of the most bad-assed characters. I also know Aizen's probably the most bad-assed of them all at this point in time, so please go easy on Shinji and don't go totally effin' him over. Again.
And it's not like I cared for her too much before, but did you have to make it so it's all fun and games until someone loses an arm?! I guess you did her a kindness by making her so much cooler than I thought her to be but you did so by having her lose a limb of her own doing. It's hardcore for her; cruel on your part.
Finally...for years now, I've been worrying that Ukitake will keel over from TB. While I secretly knew that one day he'd die in a fight because it just makes sense for you to give all of us a false sense of security, I will NEVER be prepared for that day. So now that that day seems to have finally arrived, I just thought you should know that I am HATING on you right now.
H1 couldn't even talk, she was crying!
He best not be dead! Especially by the hands of Wonderweiss. Are you sure this is the route you want to be going? Frickin' Wonderweiss?!
That fool?! With his hand through the already frail heart of Ukitake?!
You're an ass, Tite Kubo!
AN ASS!
Don't you be killing my favourite Captain!
Just.
Don't.
Do.
It!
Disrespectfully and disgusted that I had to play faux Otaku (because I'm not an Otaku, H1) for a moment,
Or 2
Currently listening to: "Citizens of Tomorrow" by Tokyo Police Club.
