S7: 24 HC - 2 AM to 3 AM

2 AM to 3 AM:

How poor of an actress was that woman who played the real lawyer of Jon Voight's? When those people were at the door and she looked like a deer in the headlights, I'm not sure about the crew but I'd say she's a comedian because I sure as hell laughed my ass off.

Seriously, who is this biatch that threatened Jon Voight's family?! Who do you think you are that you could threaten Brangelina? I would threaten Maddox if I were you. That kid looks like he could kick some ass.

Kim Bauer continues to reign stupid. She apparently now has a daughter she named Terri. Why would you ask for a Nina in the future to kill future Teri Bauer? That's just asking for a whole new series of heartache!

I'm sure that Tony A. hates when Jack Bauer plays McGuyver, and that's why he used the "you're paranoid, Jack" card on him. Nice.

The Starkwood/Tony A. Operative covering himself with someone else's blood to get out of the building? Nice, too.

Finally, a flashback from last week - did anyone else notice that rigor mortis set in immediately for Larry Moss? I'm pretty sure not even ten minutes had gone by after Tony A. suffocated his ass. The show is timed in real-time afterall.

Head Count: 3.

Crazy Bitches All in a Cage (Season 1: The 24 Head Count Continues)

8 PM to 9 PM:

Mitch *Connors* you were right! The assistant to Palmer is ho'ing around! Patty why you ho'ing around?!

Cat fight!Rrrrrrrrrrrreoooowwwwwww!!!!!

I would still beat Kim's ass down. That speech about her hard 24 hours was lame for the sole reason of "Bring it on". When I say that, it's hardcore. When she says it... :hurl:
And then, she gets beat down by a black girl. I mean, who wouldn't though? That bitch was no joke.

Jack's like his daughter. Either they get beat downs by black girls or Dennis Hopper. We're not sure exactly what accent the DH is trying to pull though... anyone care to fill us in?

Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Ryan.

Head Count: 9. ::sniff:: the LDP, everyone puts you guys down.

9 PM to 10 PM:

I'm sorry but that pink suit is not very becoming of Sherry. Don't gun me down, Sherry! I was only kidding!

Oooooooooohhhhh...Palmer's ho'ing around now. With Patty. Ooooooooooooo.

Quotes on this:

"The hellatious thing is growing out of control. It's spreading!" - HOchie 1. Yep, that's what 22 hours of no shaving does to Tony A.

"What was that pansy slap?" - Me. It was just like that time TD5 *porn slapped* Mitch *Connors*. I remember it like it was 12 blogs ago...

"Now we know why Mitch *Connors* likes Sherry. Because Sherry provides a brother with sistas." - HOchie 1.

Head Count: 2

10 PM to 11 PM:

Dude, Palmer's so smart. He deserves to be President!
Sherry ain't got nothing on him...for now?

Honestly, how long do these phones ring for in this show? Sometimes I wonder if they set up voice mail at all.

Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Jack

Best Actor award in this episode: Tony, after he found out that Palmer was 'dead'. It reminded me of our Tony when his 'bike' was dead.

Head Count: 2. It's about time that stupid Alexis bit the dust. And I'll up it 2 because that phone got blasted and balcony window got blasted too... 0.5 a piece.

11 PM to 12 AM:

I figured it out! It's German! DH was supposed to have a German accent! Ok, so they actually said it was German, otherwise, I would not have known. Thanks for clearing it up guys.

And umm, where the heck is Milo?

Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future: David Palmer. And if I were Palmer, I wouldn't mess with that crazy bitch.

Head Count: 12. Poor dead Terri. A 2 in 1 is just wrong.