2 AM to 3 AM:
How poor of an actress was that woman who played the real lawyer of Jon Voight's? When those people were at the door and she looked like a deer in the headlights, I'm not sure about the crew but I'd say she's a comedian because I sure as hell laughed my ass off.
Seriously, who is this biatch that threatened Jon Voight's family?! Who do you think you are that you could threaten Brangelina? I would threaten Maddox if I were you. That kid looks like he could kick some ass.
Kim Bauer continues to reign stupid. She apparently now has a daughter she named Terri. Why would you ask for a Nina in the future to kill future Teri Bauer? That's just asking for a whole new series of heartache!
I'm sure that Tony A. hates when Jack Bauer plays McGuyver, and that's why he used the "you're paranoid, Jack" card on him. Nice.
The Starkwood/Tony A. Operative covering himself with someone else's blood to get out of the building? Nice, too.
Finally, a flashback from last week - did anyone else notice that rigor mortis set in immediately for Larry Moss? I'm pretty sure not even ten minutes had gone by after Tony A. suffocated his ass. The show is timed in real-time afterall.
Head Count: 3.
Showing posts with label Kim Bauer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Bauer. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
S7: 24 HC - 12 AM to 2 AM
12 AM to 1 AM:
Hodges is scary. When Jon Voight acts a psychopath, he really isn't 'acting'. That family is full of crazies! Yep, I'm looking at you Angelina.
That scene when he tossed down that poor Chairman was possibly the scariest thing on TV since the last time Ryan the ass Seacrest was on TV, which would mean since last Wednesday.
And then when that poor Chairman fell unto the blown up map of the World, I laughed. But then I felt really sorry for him again because he landed under the asshole of America - New Jersey. That's what it was, right B.? That'd make sense since NJ certainly does smell like ass.
Head Count: 2.
1 AM to 2 AM:
Kim Bauer wasted my life four about 3 minutes with her face that turned horsey animal variant. She always wastes my life but the nerve of her to waste it with her extra hideousness was just wrong.
So I will admit, that earlier on during the episode when Tony A. was doing a solo op. I questioned whether or not he was going to do it. Out loud I said and to myself so there's no one to verify my cleverness - "is Tony A. going to go traitor on them?"
And this was even before he pulled that guy out from under the base where he had set up the explosive devices - which by the way, I found very strange of him to do. Tony A.? A compassionate man? Hardly.
I'm not surprised by his actions because I never fully believed he was really good even though that's still questionable (sure he killed that ass Larry Moss - and hooray for that! Yay!) but I guess he's got some kind of conscience after all or...doing something...good?
I'm just more concerned that his ass is going to die. I don't want him to die again.
Head Count: 3. That was wrong how that guy head shot the FBI agent though.
Hodges is scary. When Jon Voight acts a psychopath, he really isn't 'acting'. That family is full of crazies! Yep, I'm looking at you Angelina.
That scene when he tossed down that poor Chairman was possibly the scariest thing on TV since the last time Ryan the ass Seacrest was on TV, which would mean since last Wednesday.
And then when that poor Chairman fell unto the blown up map of the World, I laughed. But then I felt really sorry for him again because he landed under the asshole of America - New Jersey. That's what it was, right B.? That'd make sense since NJ certainly does smell like ass.
Head Count: 2.
1 AM to 2 AM:
Kim Bauer wasted my life four about 3 minutes with her face that turned horsey animal variant. She always wastes my life but the nerve of her to waste it with her extra hideousness was just wrong.
So I will admit, that earlier on during the episode when Tony A. was doing a solo op. I questioned whether or not he was going to do it. Out loud I said and to myself so there's no one to verify my cleverness - "is Tony A. going to go traitor on them?"
And this was even before he pulled that guy out from under the base where he had set up the explosive devices - which by the way, I found very strange of him to do. Tony A.? A compassionate man? Hardly.
I'm not surprised by his actions because I never fully believed he was really good even though that's still questionable (sure he killed that ass Larry Moss - and hooray for that! Yay!) but I guess he's got some kind of conscience after all or...doing something...good?
I'm just more concerned that his ass is going to die. I don't want him to die again.
Head Count: 3. That was wrong how that guy head shot the FBI agent though.
Monday, July 16, 2007
24 News
Cuthbert Wants Bigger Role in '24' Movie
Actress Elisha Cuthbert is backing plans for a film version of the hit TV show 24, but only if her character plays a bigger part.
The Captivity star currently plays Kim Bauer, daughter of Kiefer Sutherland's agent Jack Bauer of the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles, and is keen to reprise the role on the big screen. However, she's convinced the movie would be much better if producers let her share some of the action with her busy on-screen dad.
She says, "There's definitely room for (a movie). But it depends on whether or not Kiefer can take it any more! The poor guy's been hacking away at Jack Bauer for years. If he's into it, it'll be great, because everything he does is awesome. People love to watch my character Kim, but she's also a bit of a spanner in the works and I wouldn't want her to be that. Three years ago I wanted her to be Jack's partner and kick a**, but to the producers it was like, 'We've got to be realistic about this.' But if the movie comes round and it works to have her there, then I'd love to play her again."
Seriously, what is she going on about? Wasn't there a cry to arms to have Kim Bauer die by fans? Who the hell does this biatch think she is?!
Actress Elisha Cuthbert is backing plans for a film version of the hit TV show 24, but only if her character plays a bigger part.
The Captivity star currently plays Kim Bauer, daughter of Kiefer Sutherland's agent Jack Bauer of the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles, and is keen to reprise the role on the big screen. However, she's convinced the movie would be much better if producers let her share some of the action with her busy on-screen dad.
She says, "There's definitely room for (a movie). But it depends on whether or not Kiefer can take it any more! The poor guy's been hacking away at Jack Bauer for years. If he's into it, it'll be great, because everything he does is awesome. People love to watch my character Kim, but she's also a bit of a spanner in the works and I wouldn't want her to be that. Three years ago I wanted her to be Jack's partner and kick a**, but to the producers it was like, 'We've got to be realistic about this.' But if the movie comes round and it works to have her there, then I'd love to play her again."
Seriously, what is she going on about? Wasn't there a cry to arms to have Kim Bauer die by fans? Who the hell does this biatch think she is?!
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Oh Glorious Day - Season 2 "the lazy season" Starts Now and the 24 Head Count Continues
People! I'm done with Season 1! and only 96 episodes left until January. Let's go!
8 AM to 9 AM:
Everyone's hair is really messed up this season. Tony's hellatious thing is gone from his face but it seems to have migrated to the hair on his head.
We understand that Jack has gone through trauma but dude, shave the face. Shave...the face.
Except it should be noted: Hooray for small miracles - Kim's hair actually looks nice.
Paula needs to die for her annoyingness. Go stand by Jack, you will be dead in no time.
I don't know what Mitch *Connors* is talking about but any show that features bacon in the first 7 minutes is good times to me.
And what's up with these blondes in this show? Ok, so maybe it's that one blonde. Woman, there's a black President in power and your ass is racist as all hell. Clearly, you didn't vote to put Palmer into power.
And once again, Kim is keeping shady company but at least this guy is slightly better looking than Rick.
Quotes on this:
"We're back in business! Jack shaved!" - Me.
"Because no one can take him seriously as LumberJack." - HOchie 1.
Head Count - 1.
9 AM to 10 AM:
That new crazy guy Kim was working for looks like MacGuyver. A very angry MacGuyver.
Head Count - 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I like seeing poor dead Tony in charge of things.
What's up with Kate Warner and the man hands? As in the great words of the Giant Kitty - "Ponds".
You take the Golden An (message) and you put it in the tan truck (hide under the green SUV) and give it to Tony A.
It's not until someone gets hit with Plutonium that you realize you like them.
Who I'd REALLY Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Eric.
Head Count - 22 with seven missing.
11 AM to 12 PM:
Tony A...the man got hit with plutonium (not to be confused by the now defunct asshat of a "planet" Pluto or its ice minions, the Plutoniums), and while you may not know this, cut Mason some slack, will you?
I don't know why Michelle is so whiny. If Paula dies, Michelle gets to be the only bitch at CTU who has curly hair. And she needs to lay her hands off my man Tony A. His ass is dead soon anyway. What's the point?
Head Count - 5. Ummm, so did he HAVE to kill the dog?! Honestly! Jack, I hate to put you on the list of people I'd like to see dead in the near future but you can hacksaw off people's heads and break their ankles but you just don't mess with dogs!
Quote of the day: "South Park is Rochester." - Mitch *Connors*.
8 AM to 9 AM:
Everyone's hair is really messed up this season. Tony's hellatious thing is gone from his face but it seems to have migrated to the hair on his head.
We understand that Jack has gone through trauma but dude, shave the face. Shave...the face.
Except it should be noted: Hooray for small miracles - Kim's hair actually looks nice.
Paula needs to die for her annoyingness. Go stand by Jack, you will be dead in no time.
I don't know what Mitch *Connors* is talking about but any show that features bacon in the first 7 minutes is good times to me.
And what's up with these blondes in this show? Ok, so maybe it's that one blonde. Woman, there's a black President in power and your ass is racist as all hell. Clearly, you didn't vote to put Palmer into power.
And once again, Kim is keeping shady company but at least this guy is slightly better looking than Rick.
Quotes on this:
"We're back in business! Jack shaved!" - Me.
"Because no one can take him seriously as LumberJack." - HOchie 1.
Head Count - 1.
9 AM to 10 AM:
That new crazy guy Kim was working for looks like MacGuyver. A very angry MacGuyver.
Head Count - 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I like seeing poor dead Tony in charge of things.
What's up with Kate Warner and the man hands? As in the great words of the Giant Kitty - "Ponds".
You take the Golden An (message) and you put it in the tan truck (hide under the green SUV) and give it to Tony A.
It's not until someone gets hit with Plutonium that you realize you like them.
Who I'd REALLY Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Eric.
Head Count - 22 with seven missing.
11 AM to 12 PM:
Tony A...the man got hit with plutonium (not to be confused by the now defunct asshat of a "planet" Pluto or its ice minions, the Plutoniums), and while you may not know this, cut Mason some slack, will you?
I don't know why Michelle is so whiny. If Paula dies, Michelle gets to be the only bitch at CTU who has curly hair. And she needs to lay her hands off my man Tony A. His ass is dead soon anyway. What's the point?
Head Count - 5. Ummm, so did he HAVE to kill the dog?! Honestly! Jack, I hate to put you on the list of people I'd like to see dead in the near future but you can hacksaw off people's heads and break their ankles but you just don't mess with dogs!
Quote of the day: "South Park is Rochester." - Mitch *Connors*.
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