S8: 24 HC 11 PM to 12 AM

11 PM - 12 AM:

I have but only one inquiry.

Is it just me or is Hastings very Quasimodo-esque?

Head Count: 6

FINALLY!

Yeah, the end of this god awful season is here.

S6 24 HC Ends but I still have to sit through 2 hours of this bullsheet.

4 AM to 5 AM:

Look how awesome it is - Chloe and Jack the BFFs scheming together again. It's fantastic. Everything else is lame in this show but Chloe and Jack = awesome.

I enjoy how hardcore these pansy Russians are acting. It's almost as if they made them extra stupic for 3 seasons only to show that you just don't f' with the russians. Is that true in real history? Umm. Maybe not. Gotta love the Russians. They've given us the best drink eva' - Vodka. No ill should be spoken against them!

oo! Oo! It's Bill! The only other person who's good on this show. If those betches try to kill any of the good 3 off tonight, I'm done!

H1: Horlicks slapped that Kitty into a corner and said, "shut up!" Wrong.
Milo's Brother looks even more hardcore than Milo did.

That sucks! How could they do Horlicks dirty like that? They blinded his ass!

NOOOOO. Cheap! Just letting my Chloe pass out like that! That's just wrong.

Head Count: 0 but should I add the eye kill count for Horlicks?

5 AM to 6 AM:

Okay, so the best thing just happened. Chloe's pregnant! Just think! Another betch in the world! Yay!

Okay, so Josh Bauer? Awesome. Come now, so much more useful than Kim. Josh shot his grandfather in the chest! Yeah. If Jack ever dies, Josh could take over. Another Bauer in the making to save the world.

And the rest of the episode was boring soooo, that's that. Oh, except how the Chinese threatened CTU at the end. Now that's that.

Note: Though, does this mean they've written Bill, Karen and Chloe out of the show without killing them? Or will we fast forward 5 years into the future next season?

Best line of the show: "Don't forget, I can disappear. And if you try to send someone after us, I'll kill him. I'm very good at THAT too." - Jack

Head Count: 10

I Guess I Forgot To Do It

Post last Monday's S6 24 HC Entry.

Heh.

Well, since I really don't remember now. Um.

3 AM to 4 AM:

That Josh is kind of smart. I don't remember why now but I just felt the need to say that. I'm sure there was a reason but it escapes me right now.

Head Count: 7 + 6? I missed the first 5 minutes and apparently the entire Chinese squad got taken down, including the Chinese Ryan Reynolds. Sad. Sad.

I Was Right!

The Chinese WILL save this show! At least, until next week when I expect it to all go down in flames again.

I'm not sure why The Chinese are taking orders from Jack's daddy but whatever.

***SPOILERS***

The S6 24 HC Continues

2 AM to 3 AM:

Okay. The Chinese Ryan Reynolds is awesome. Yeah?

I'm still in shock from this episode, so there won't be much to say on it but damn!

Head Count: 9. =,( Now Nadia really needs to die! Back to years without Milo...

The Chinese MIGHT Save This Show

The 24 HC Continues

1 AM to 2 AM:

The Chinese = best cursing sequence eva'.

Lisa = whore

VP = creepy, scary man who loves him some blondes, including Karen Hayes?

Nadia = bitch we'd like to see get her ass handed to her in the very near future...like in two minutes

Horlicks = a drink with a conscience? But oh, not listening to Jack Bauer. Jack will pay you back for that. So watch your milky ass!

Audrey = dazed and confused because her NBC show got cancelled only to be dropped in a show that's losing its fans fast.

Chloe crying in the corner = a broken-hearted Or 2.

Ok, the line for tonight from The Sec. of Defense: Jack, you are a curse.

And my line for tonight's episode: That Audrey/Jack Sleeping Beauty scene was vomit worthy. He should have just sired her and be done with the whole thing.

Audrey Confused Count = 5 scenes

Head Count = 0.

A Continuation of the Stupid Season

But maybe the Chinese can save this show. Maybe.

****SPOILERS****

The S6 24 HC Continues

12 AM to 1 AM:

If I saw some Horlicks in the street, I'd totally stop and pick it up! I do enjoy how this Horlicks admits he's screwed up.

Ahahaha, I was waiting for it: Jack Bauer's gone rogue. Yeah people, like you're really going to take down Jack Bauer.

Ooo, Bill is smart. He made sure to ask Chloe if she was trustworthy and would assist in helping find Jack.

Do you think Powers Boothe would feed Tom Lennox and Karen Hayes to some pIgs?

Ewwwwww. Lisa and VP Daniels should be fed to the pIgs! That's just nasty!

Ahahahahahahaha. Okay, Horlicks is on a roll today. He figured out where Jack was headed like a dog. "He went east!" Yep. He figured it out from tire tracks. Sniff him out, Horlicks!

"My ex-wife is suddenly showing signs of irrational behaviour." - Morris. Oh yes. Chloe is back. But awwwww, why'd you make Morris feel so bad! Low blow reminding him about the arming of the nuke. Low. Blow.

Who's this Peter? A new token, that's who! Ah, he's going to die like all tokens in this show.

Also, I am enjoying this back and forth between Tom and Karen about Bill. It's about time CTU had somebody else running it. Bill had a pretty long run there. It definitely means though that Karen and Bill's marriage is ova'!!!!

Awww, Jack Bauer said a heartfelt goo'day to Bill...you know what that means, Bill is definitely out of hya.

Bill WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Noooooooooooooooooooo. =(

Um, I love how the Chinese badass told Audrey to get her ass over nyo in Chinese and Audrey understood.

Who I'd like to see dead in the near future: Nadia!

Audrey dazed count: 3 scenes

Head Count: 6. Ok, how did that rocket launcher hit that helicopter and yet miss? I know. It doesn't make sense to me either.

Wayne Palmer Pulled a Jack Bauer

I'm so running out of titles.

The S6 HC of 24 continues

10 PM to 11 PM:

I'm liking Horlicks this week. He's being a bad ass but even he is Jack Bauer's bitch.

I think it's wrong that Jack Bauer just dismissed the Horlicks just so HE could have fun with the interrogation. I thought they were going to stop that bullsheet!

The ghetto thuggie bounce/walk that the WP did after he almost keeled over was good stuff. It explains a lot. I now understand the origin of the 'walk'. Yeah, MC. I am wrong.

This really is a rip-off of Season 2 or whatever season it was they used the terrorists' children in a plot to make terrorists talk. Seriously, as if these terrorists care if their children get killed.

Jack Bauer tried to sire people again. Awesome.

And look, the Chinese are back. Now the season will get good but we feel awfully betrayed. Why would they have this bullshit filler story about some kind of season 2 plot bombs only to take us back to the Chinese, which as far as we can tell, is a story that had nothing to do with the first 16 episodes?!

The Bauer-ism for tonight:

"When Jack Bauer tells the president he owes him, you best believe he owes him!" - H1

Has anyone else realised that Jack Bauer has turned into a slave mass'r? He not only owned 1 black president, he owned 2!!! Proving once again that Fox is racist. Don't believe us? Think about Curtis, as well (not a president but black).

Jack Bauer sighting: 6 scenes. Okay, and this is why this episode is actually decent because there's lots of JB.

The "Damn It" Count: 1 scene. Ahahaha, that was hilarious. Jack under a garbage truck, holding on for dear life.

Head Count: 6 faked deaths! Ooo, well played especially that bit when Jack got up from the ground like a Lost Boy, but Fayed's too smart for you Betches. 9 deaths.

This Shit Again!

Yeah, the S6 24 HC Continues. For another week. Maybe this week will be better.

9 PM to 10 PM:

Milo and Horlicks are having a fight with that Ovaltine stuck in the middle. I don't know why I said that either but it's probably 'cause I'm really bored right now.

Ok, Horlicks is trying to find 'answers' of the greater kind. Perhaps he should be an atheist and be done because he seemed to have gone through all the major religions. Or maybe he should be a Mormon because according to SP (which had a better episode of 24 last week) that is the RIGHT religion.

Mahone's wife is a real bitch! You just can't trust an alien!

SGGDH II is here, the master of the obvious and she's annoying as all hell.

This scene at the water front looks awfully familiar. It looks like that time Jack shot and killed the Russian John Voight. But don't be fooled people! It IS the same place! All they did was stuck a ferris wheel in the background to make it seem 'new'.

Head Count: 4 + 1 arm. Ah those Russians, they know to ham it up. That was one dramatic death but the best I've seen in a long time. Perhaps it was second after ClAUdia got her ass gunned down.

We're adding a new count this week -

Jack Bauer sighting: 2 scenes.

The SP HC of 24 Continues

We're not dyslexic.

This here is the South Park Head Count of their spoof of 24! It's mostly going to be a photo post (yes with captions. We watch everyting with captions now and I'm just too tired to edit these plus sometimes the captions are actually really funny)

"The following takes place between recess and geography class":

Let's see, Cartman played the role of Jack Bauer (it could only be done by Cartman!) and here he is with Bill Buchanan's SP likeness. No surprises here but he's on a cellphone, in a split screen:



Here's our JB Cartman, with Chloe played by Kyle, as Kyle went through every damned popular internet site starting with myspace to track down Muslim "Terrorist", Bahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem:



Everything was here, from bomb sniffing pigs with those pigs sniffing out the Snuke on Hillary Clinton, (SPictionary alert *Snuke* = Snatch + hidden nuclear weapon)



Fantastic Interrogation Scenes, which are self-explanatory,:











to the changes in power running operations because we all know C.T.U.'s always so useless but apparently so is the C.I.A., Homeland Security and everyone else according to South Park

And of course...

Head Count: 5 + the entire British cavalry



, bayonettes included (those asses still thought the American Revolution was alive and well - which was quite funny but you know I love my Brits!)



and...sniff..the Queen and her golden cellphone. Wrong, Matt and Trey. Wrong.



Currently listening to: My favourite Brits, "Hoodoo" by MUSE.

Apparently, I Need To Read More...

But that's not going to happen anytime soon.

The S6 HC of 24 Continues.

8 PM to 9 PM:

Brian!



I mean, Brian!



Top marks for not trying (and making your autistic brother do all the work)!

We have to say though, Brian hasn't come a long way at all.

Ok, so there's no mole in C.T.U. for now...
But Nadia's looking a lot better now that she's not a suspect. The lighting in that interrogation room is killa'.

Look. We can never re-live Tony A. and Michelle D. so this bullshit with Nadia and Milo needs to stop. Right now! Bleck. Besides, which, it'll only end up in car bombs and lethal injections to the heart. Have we learnt nothing?!

"For someone for whom it was dangerous to bring out of unconsciousness, he's looking pretty goo'd." - H1, on Wayne Palmer.

Head Count: 3. Yeah, It'd be really cold of 24 to take out Brian's brother, Brady but that was a fine shot on that sniper's part. I didn't hear what the totals were for last week's radiation exposure. Meh.

And who we'd like to see on the Head Count soon: The VP.

I've never used a cliffnote in my life, but here's the one on 24

Yeah.

S6 of the 24 HC Continues with ****SPOILERS**** and lots of ****SPECULATION****

7 PM to 8 PM:

OMG. They used a Semi-Vintage Joystick to launch that drone.

Chloe's smart! She knows there's always a mole in CTU. Nadia it is! Ah, it's good to see that Chloe's still a bit of a biatch.

"And Nadia will blow them all up because she's a terrorist! I hope she takes out Milo first and it'll be his fault for letting her use his security code." - H1

I didn't want to say it before, but the real reason why this season is sucking - not enough Jack Bauer.

Oh! That Richie Rich is not only a classist but a racist as well!

According to H1, that Milo is lOOkin'pretty goo'd tonight but it's too bad he's the terrorist!

The CTU Holding Cell makes everyone look like crap. The lighting in there makes everyone look like a terrorist.

Jack Bauer, a man of many talents but he cannot use a semi-vintage joystick to fly a drone.

Head Count: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 1!!!!!!! Except I'll save my laughter because I suspect this is all a farce and that B. ain't dead. H1 has some sympathy for her.
And the rest of the HC for this episode - 3. And there will be an update for next week thanks to some radiation poisoning.

Ah, What Will Be Thrown At Us This Week?

Will it be Jack's stupidity by walking casually to another door where he knows Russians are waiting for him? Stupid Jack...

The S6 24 HC Continues.

There Are No Spoilers - "Martha and Aaron. Ew." Is NOT a Spoiler. Okay. Hold that thought, minute 6.47 just contained a spoiler. Note: THERE ARE SPOILERS!!!!!!

6 PM to 7 PM:

Ew! Rick Schroder did NOT age well. Richie Rich as we will all call him now, thanks to Char Kar.

1 Loose Belt from a dead Russian + Lasso skills + Kung Fu skills is equivalent to

Jack Bauer = MacGuyver

Eww! Martha and Aaron!

Apparently, the count I needed to do this season is the "how many times an extended handshake has been turned down" count.

We think Martha's crazy when it's convenient to her.
Ahahaha, Martha Logan is being a Martha Stewart! She's going cabbage on that kiwi! And oh my god! AND she went kiwi on Charles' ass!
Huh, that CLogan's kind of hardcore though, I must say.

JB "Damn it" Count: 1 scene.

Head Count: 13. Huh, I expected that lowly Russian actor to last a lot longer. And wow. Wow.

Too Depressed To Make This Any Good

S6 The 24 HC continues

****SPOILER ALERT****


5PM to 6PM:

Jack Bauer has a love of Consulates that no one understands. First the Chinese, now the Russians.

What the Russians do not have, is a love of Jack Bauer. Particularly that consule whose finger got clipped for a smoke.

Does anyone else notice that Tom Lennox, played by Peter MacNicol, when thinking up something ridiculous has the same dastardly expression on his face as John Cage on Ally McBeal? Not that I watched Ally McBeal or anything...heh heh.

Moving along! My reason for depression can be found on the head count.

Head Count: Update - Those Mother Chuckers killed Assad! NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Dr. Bashir whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 1 + half of the little finger. Let this be a lesson to us all - JB and Cigar Clippers are a dangerous combination; and you thought the DC was smoking and your lungs.

I know. I deserve to be clipped too.

Currently listening to: my conscience and sleepiness all mixed up as one in my head, with my c. trying to get me to stop being wrong and hateful in my posts while my s. is trying its hardest to blame bad blogging on brain tiredness.

S6 Probably Sucks Because There's No More Tony A.

S6 24 HC continues and again, I've not much to say other than,

4 PM to 5 PM:

1. Alright, so that guy made that bomb like nobody's buisness. Security should have suspected him though 'cause any highlighter not bearing the sharpie name should be suspected as housing dangerous chemicals to recreate bombs!

2. That "thing" the Russians had in the crate, looked just like a toilet to me. Kind of like a toilet one would find on the Enterprise. Nuclear device, was it? Yeah, probably.

Head Count: Unsure. Could be 1. But speaking of the Enterprise, please, please, please don't let Dr. Bashir be dead. =,(

Currently listening to: "Red Rabbits" by The Shins. I'm not sure how I feel about these The Shins. They're good to listen to sometimes but I'm sure, like Modest Mouse, if I ever ended up at a concert of their's for whatever reason, I'd be added to some sort of Head Count from the coma.

FFXII Is Distracting Me

The 24 HC is not going to be a long post tonight:

3 PM to 4 PM:

All I have to say is, UK cats love their whiskey.

Chad Lowe is a mess.

and Logan no longer looks like Nixon or is that how Nixon would look with a beard?

Head Count - 2.

S6 HC Continues

Yay! Two episodes tonight. It almost feels like old times...

The "Jack Snack" tonight - pork baos.

1 PM to 2 PM:

Let's start a "Morris is the Man! (and not a cat)" Fan Club.

Is it just us or does Jack seem to be losing his jumping skills? That did not look cool when he jumped off the truck.

Umm, that McCarthy's not very smart. 7 million dollars? The HOchieS would do this job for no less than 500 million dollars.

Quote of the night: Once again, C.T.U. Sucks!

Head Count: updated & confirmed - 1 dead. Ah, baldie. You lasted not that long and your crazy ass deserved it.

9. Oohh! That kill was the hardcore, you blonde bitch! but of course, like all blonde bitches on this show - not smart. 7 million dollars?! The HOchieS do that job for no less than 500 million dollars.

2 PM to 3 PM:

OMG! Chloe and Jack are having a moment...awww. I love my bitches. ::sniff:: I love them.







Awww, Chloe and Morris are having a moment...awww. I love my bitches. And this right after Jack and Chloe had their moment. Chloe, you hoey. Scandalous.



Poor Morris. NOW he wishes he had a drill in the head. Tch. That's right, Chloe. You be snarky and bitch slap him!

Ah, this show. It's all about putting the blame on the Muslims and the Russians. Wrong!

Nooo, Milo's out in the field. In the words of Eric Balfour, "it's going to be rough."

The Bauer Family Love Photo Post IV:



I know. That picture is terribly wrong.

And now for a confession - Or 2 has loved Assad...


(ugh, unfortunately, the best picture I got was of him in the split screen with Frankenstein)

...ever since he was Dr. Bashir:



Not to be confused with Texas A&M University Kingsville's Assistant Professor Dr. Bashir, pictured below:



Source: tamuk.edu, on the web

Head Count: oh man, I missed how many went in the damned house! I think it was about 7. Kaboom!

This Better Pick Up Soon...

The S6 24 HC again. And there's no excuse for this show to not be going like goo' times because it already had its bad season. Each show is allowed only one bad season and 24's was Season 3!

*****SPOILERS*****SPOILERS******SPOILERS*******SPOILERS****** Yep, MC. That means stay away!

12 PM to 1 PM:

"Your words sound hollow"?! Hollows, where?! Man, I need to lay off the Bleach

No wonder Graem's an asshole. His father loves Jack more!

That Josh - he's another ugly blonde kid. Kim's brother, maybe?
Because you know...if it's blonde, ugly and useless - it's gotta be the idiot spawn of Jack Bauer.

I wonder how many takes it took for them to film that scene with Jack before they realized Kiefer wasn't going to get any better at it. Award for worst acting - Kiefer and the "I know hard this is for you to be-lie-ve."

Oh! And the truth comes out! Oh why did I have to hear those names again...sniff.. Palmer...sniff...Almeida..sniff...Dessler.

That's right, Jack. It's okay to cry for your bffs. We understand.

You know this episode was going good until SGDP II showed up. And what's she doing with a cellphone in ICU?! See, another reason for her to be added to the Head Count. She disregards hospital policies!

Ummm, who is this frankenstein of a VP? Scary!



Oh no! Morris!!!!!! I hope next week there'll be so much snark from his mouth, it'll be fantastic.

OMG! Why?! Jack isn't the most loved! Aaaaahhhhhhhhh. Nooooooooo... noooo. Or maybe he is? Oh, confusion!

And now for the "Bauer Family Love Photo Post III":

Here we are, with 'Jack and Phillip off to be executed by goons hired by Graem' -



And here we have Jack pointing a gun at his father (unintentionally...for now!) -



Ah, the second "interrogation of G.B. by J.B." but this time, with a little bit of kindness -



With kindness quickly being forgotten after the confession of the S5 incidents involving bffs (for the picture of the cry session in between, please see further up the blog and yes, there's a difference in the face!)-



And finally, the love a father has for his bald-headed son, who he may have killed, with love (he swears it) -



Head Count: 2 + all members of the back up team (I have no clue how many)

Crap, Where's My Camera?! Damned Thing Needs To Be Charged... Curses!

The 24 HC Continues - I'll have to make my few photo shots great. I think that's all I can manage with an almost dead camera.

The "Jack Snack" tonight - Oreo chip things.

11 AM to 12 PM:

Ahhh, the first "damn it" of the season.

So this doesn't really have anything to do with stuff but why are Jack Bauer and Graem Bauer driving along in the car without seatbelts on? I mean, I know there might be other things to worry about like nuclear weapons but it'd be really sad if we lost JB by way of a car accident. This show is irresponsible!

Nadia got flagged by Homeland Security not because she's of Middle-Eastern descent but because she's a registered Republican! Geez, Milo, think. Psh.

Oooo, great conversation that went down this episode happened between Tom and Karen but Karen's "you son of a bitch" was awesome! Too bad her ass is going to get handed to her.

And a photo post on Bauer Family Love II:



HOchie 1 on Phillip Bauer - that was a poor choice. They should have gotten Donald.

The Graem face mid-Teri Bauer is dead and it's all your fault Jack speech:



The Graem face after the Teri Bauer is dead and it's all your fault Jack speech:



And finally, the Jack Bauer I'm so going to kill you, you asshole death grip and face:



It looks a lot like last week's actually...

Head Count: 0

Damn It Count: 1 scene

Doing This Once a Week, With One Blog Per Episode...Kind of Sucks

And there's the review of Curtis getting shot down again. Har Har Har.

Note: SPOILER. Again.

There's No "Jack Snack" but I did eat some curried chicken, rice and roti right before the beginning of this episode. Oh and spirits cake.

10 AM to 11 AM:

I sense my old Chloe coming back. I like it.

Wait, wtf, how did Fayed get the hell out of there?

Jack Bauer can climb a roof like nobody's business. Ummm...wasn't there another guy in that helicopter? I missed that.

Bill left Assad hanging. Do you think Chloe will take it upon herself to taser him this season? I think she should do that every season now.

Okay. I don't think Jack can properly interrogate Donald. That's just ridiculous. Oh, Donald isn't actually playing his father. har har.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!! One-armed dead doctor is Jack's brother?! WTF!!!
I have to say though, Jack totally got the goo' looks in the family.

Words you should never say to Jack Bauer, "I swear it on my family's life." Yep. Because as we all know, Jack likes to get trigger happy with your family.

The Photo Post of Bauer Family Love I:



Head Count: update - no less than 12,000 from the nuclear blast including all field teams from CTU.

It's a Two Night Premiere, People (But You Guys Already Knew That) S6 of the 24 HC Continues

WARNING: There are SPOILERS!

The "Jack Snack" tonight = potato skins (bacon. how can one go wrong?).

8 AM to 9 AM:

Oh that WP. He's not a very good president.

Baby B. thinks it's a lot of 'bs' that Nadia is questioning Chloe's abilities to do her job. I agree, Baby B. I agree.

And so the white castle torch has been passed.

You know what's cold? A picture of the DP in Wayne's office.

What happens if they accidentally load the wrong people on the buses? ha, I mean I guess they have a list but geez.

There's SGDP II, causing trouble under the guise of being an advocate for human rights. Sounds like SGDP causing trouble under the guise of being a good wife to the President!

When Ahmed asked for some prescription painkillers, he meant White Castle, dude.

Head Count: updated - 200 in Baltimore; updated - 112 in St. Louis; 3

9 AM to 10 AM:

Morris is like the new, old Chloe but much more...obnoxious.

Or sure, Curtis, just blame it on The Chinese for breaking Jack. I mean, it's not untrue but just go ahead and blame the Chinese for everything! Bitches.

Finally somebody does something right in this show and actually contacts the police for once instead of playing hero or actually listening to terrorists when they've a chance to do good.

"I think Kumar has been hitting up the white castle too much. I see a bit of a double chin." - HOchie 1.

Curtis has got the classic face of this season thus far, look at the disgust at the President speaking to Assad on the phone:



Head Count: 4 and holy crap! I can't even add the thousands to the HC right now but for sure, about 20 others. Curtis, you deserved it. It took you long enough to get added to the HC. But way to shoot another black man in the throat, 24. Way to shoot another black man. MC, you go ahead and rage.

Photo post! I do need to get rid of that lamp glare...