FINALLY!

Yeah, the end of this god awful season is here.

S6 24 HC Ends but I still have to sit through 2 hours of this bullsheet.

4 AM to 5 AM:

Look how awesome it is - Chloe and Jack the BFFs scheming together again. It's fantastic. Everything else is lame in this show but Chloe and Jack = awesome.

I enjoy how hardcore these pansy Russians are acting. It's almost as if they made them extra stupic for 3 seasons only to show that you just don't f' with the russians. Is that true in real history? Umm. Maybe not. Gotta love the Russians. They've given us the best drink eva' - Vodka. No ill should be spoken against them!

oo! Oo! It's Bill! The only other person who's good on this show. If those betches try to kill any of the good 3 off tonight, I'm done!

H1: Horlicks slapped that Kitty into a corner and said, "shut up!" Wrong.
Milo's Brother looks even more hardcore than Milo did.

That sucks! How could they do Horlicks dirty like that? They blinded his ass!

NOOOOO. Cheap! Just letting my Chloe pass out like that! That's just wrong.

Head Count: 0 but should I add the eye kill count for Horlicks?

5 AM to 6 AM:

Okay, so the best thing just happened. Chloe's pregnant! Just think! Another betch in the world! Yay!

Okay, so Josh Bauer? Awesome. Come now, so much more useful than Kim. Josh shot his grandfather in the chest! Yeah. If Jack ever dies, Josh could take over. Another Bauer in the making to save the world.

And the rest of the episode was boring soooo, that's that. Oh, except how the Chinese threatened CTU at the end. Now that's that.

Note: Though, does this mean they've written Bill, Karen and Chloe out of the show without killing them? Or will we fast forward 5 years into the future next season?

Best line of the show: "Don't forget, I can disappear. And if you try to send someone after us, I'll kill him. I'm very good at THAT too." - Jack

Head Count: 10

A Continuation of the Stupid Season

But maybe the Chinese can save this show. Maybe.

****SPOILERS****

The S6 24 HC Continues

12 AM to 1 AM:

If I saw some Horlicks in the street, I'd totally stop and pick it up! I do enjoy how this Horlicks admits he's screwed up.

Ahahaha, I was waiting for it: Jack Bauer's gone rogue. Yeah people, like you're really going to take down Jack Bauer.

Ooo, Bill is smart. He made sure to ask Chloe if she was trustworthy and would assist in helping find Jack.

Do you think Powers Boothe would feed Tom Lennox and Karen Hayes to some pIgs?

Ewwwwww. Lisa and VP Daniels should be fed to the pIgs! That's just nasty!

Ahahahahahahaha. Okay, Horlicks is on a roll today. He figured out where Jack was headed like a dog. "He went east!" Yep. He figured it out from tire tracks. Sniff him out, Horlicks!

"My ex-wife is suddenly showing signs of irrational behaviour." - Morris. Oh yes. Chloe is back. But awwwww, why'd you make Morris feel so bad! Low blow reminding him about the arming of the nuke. Low. Blow.

Who's this Peter? A new token, that's who! Ah, he's going to die like all tokens in this show.

Also, I am enjoying this back and forth between Tom and Karen about Bill. It's about time CTU had somebody else running it. Bill had a pretty long run there. It definitely means though that Karen and Bill's marriage is ova'!!!!

Awww, Jack Bauer said a heartfelt goo'day to Bill...you know what that means, Bill is definitely out of hya.

Bill WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Noooooooooooooooooooo. =(

Um, I love how the Chinese badass told Audrey to get her ass over nyo in Chinese and Audrey understood.

Who I'd like to see dead in the near future: Nadia!

Audrey dazed count: 3 scenes

Head Count: 6. Ok, how did that rocket launcher hit that helicopter and yet miss? I know. It doesn't make sense to me either.

"I Give You My Word"

Ah the Hollow words of Jack Bauer.

The S6 HC of 24 Continues.

11PM to 12 AM:

I don't know who Horlicks thinks he is trying to talk to Jack Bauer like that but I do like to see that Chloe's back! And as much a bitch as ever! Ah, let us remember the goo'd ol' days for a moment in the before time with the pre-taser shot.



Yeah. Yeah...

Seriously, Horlicks and his insubordination will lead to two things 1. either he falls in line and ends up being Jack Bauer's bitch like everyone else or 2. he ends up on the headcount much like Curtis did for going against Jack.

The bottomline? Be Jack Bauer's Bitch or die!

Anyway, what is up with Audrey and her constant blinking? At least she's not crying because then I'd have to bring back that old cry count. I guess being on the Nine made her tough or something like that.

"An asshole in Deadwood and an asshole in 24! He didn't like strong women in Deadwood either but he did like him some little blonde bitches." - H1, on VP Daniels.

MC, you're so not going to be happy with JB. He brought up the Curtis talk and about how he did what he had to. H1 has pointed out that he did what he WANTED to and killed his old friend because Curtis wasn't Jack's bitch anymore.

If the White House isn't Jack Bauer's bitch, then yeah he can go against it. Stupid Horlicks...

Head Count: 0. Although Wayne Palmer is half dead.