4 AM to 5 AM:
We're too stressed to say anything about this episode save this one thing:
The Cabinet is full of bastards!
and this:
THAT SHERRY GD PALMER!!!!!
Head Count: 1. The President is down. It should be 8 for the Cabinet who voted against him.
5 AM to 6 AM:
This is what we like to see - Jack roughing up the SGDP.
"There was no need to kill him. Jack is just a hater." - Mitch *Connors*.
Award for best scene: ::stab:: "Help me!" - SGDP, followed by Jack running off, ignoring her ass.
I love that Jack.
Head Count: 2. Jack just made a murderer out of his daughter.
6 AM to 7 AM:
Hang in there Alex!
uhh... Head Count: 2 - Poor dead Alex.
But what was up with that cheesy music.
7 AM to 8 AM:
Finally, Mike's taking charge. Geez, I thought I had to add him to the list of 'who i'd like to see dead in the near future'.
Ahahahaha, just what we like to see - Chappelle being made into an assbitch.
And what we love to see: Jack pulling guns on people and then thanking them.
Marie looks like Hannibal or a Zombie. "Grrr..Arrgh"?
Oh Jack and his heart condition. Is he going to die at the end of this season?! Again?! ::tear::
Exactly where is the wire on Sherry GD Palmer? Did it go the way of the gold watch and Christopher Walken?
Damn that SGDP can run! But oh please, you're letting a litle stab slow you down? Jack's heart is on the verge of collapse and he's still running faster than you are, not to mention kicking some dude's ass! Though he does have the advantage of being Batman going for him...
CTU does not stand for "Counter Terrorist Unit" as previously thought. It's actually "Can't Turn Up...(on time)". Way to swarm the place AFTER all the work has been done, CTU. Way to go.
WhoTF is Mack?
Head Count: 7. Mike is down and out.
The cellphone quote of the day: "I may be interrupting many cell phone calls on 24." - Merry Mesmer, after IM-ing us.
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Saturday, September 09, 2006
Friday, September 08, 2006
Finally, I can blog on 24 again (The HC S 2: 12 AM to 4 AM)
Stupid Netflix and their staggering of my dvd shipments!
12 AM to 1 AM:
Well, let's see. You just tell Kate the world can be plunged into WWIII but it's all dependent on you if that goes down, do you honestly think she's going to say she won't help you?!
But Jack Bauer saved my life twice! Of course I base my entire decision on what he says. Jack Bauer's bitches: Char Kar, Or 2 and President Palmer.
Ahhh, two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. Muwahahahahahahahahaha.
Damn, Tony A. Could you have a bigger wrist watch? What do you need that for anyway? Isn't there a clock on this show at every minute?
Winner of the Worst Actress Award: Mrs. Garcia, wife of the guy who held up the convenience store and killed the owner.
What's this District everyone keeps talking about?
Head Count - 1
1 AM to 2 AM:
Who The HOchies would like to see dead in the near future: Carrie but not before a good bitch slap.
"Tony A., what's up with you liking the women who are all over Jack? You want to BE Jack!" - HOchie 1.
Awwwwwww, only two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. waaaauuugggghhhhhhhhhh.
"I like those smoke things." - HOchie 1.
"Tear gas?" - Me.
"Yeah." - HOchie 1.
"Look Earl, pretty gas...my eyes are burning...pretty gas." - Randy.
What kind of lame, easy escape is that for Kim? LAME!
Head Count: 7.1 - .1 for Miguel's .1 of a leg.
2 AM to 3 AM:
"That 24 music sounds like the Batman music. Wait, it...all makes...sense now. Jack Bauer is Batman!" - HOchie 1.
Ewww! Naked and vomiting. This is not how we like to see Jack's ass! Not in this kind of situation! Ewwwwwwww. And what exactly is he puking up? He hasn't eaten since before 8 AM.
Apparently Jack's not the only one good at extracting information. The leader of the "Chip Troop" is doing a fine job. Perhaps I can be his bitch as well?
This whole Danny story that Michelle just laid down is crap. I believe that both Danny and Carrie were to blame.
Reasons why Tony A. and Michelle shouldn't be together: Danny. Why would Tony A. want to deal with that crazy ass? Perhaps, craziness runs in the family.
I might vomit up my chinese food from this horrible Tony A. and Michelle scene. And this is why this is the lazy season. That 2 minute footage was unnecessary.
I don't know what to say about Mike. Whhhhyyyhhhyyyyy. Stupid ass!
Head Count - 1 - Jack is D-E-A-D. Dead.
3 AM to 4 AM:
15 minutes before the last of the "Chip Troop" dies. Jack has enough time to put some pants on before extracting information.
That Chappelle is a real ass.
Head Count - 6. Poor Lynn looks like a chalk drawing but she's 'not dead yet'. Not true for poor Yusef. =( Did in by a bunch of hicks.
12 AM to 1 AM:
Well, let's see. You just tell Kate the world can be plunged into WWIII but it's all dependent on you if that goes down, do you honestly think she's going to say she won't help you?!
But Jack Bauer saved my life twice! Of course I base my entire decision on what he says. Jack Bauer's bitches: Char Kar, Or 2 and President Palmer.
Ahhh, two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. Muwahahahahahahahahaha.
Damn, Tony A. Could you have a bigger wrist watch? What do you need that for anyway? Isn't there a clock on this show at every minute?
Winner of the Worst Actress Award: Mrs. Garcia, wife of the guy who held up the convenience store and killed the owner.
What's this District everyone keeps talking about?
Head Count - 1
1 AM to 2 AM:
Who The HOchies would like to see dead in the near future: Carrie but not before a good bitch slap.
"Tony A., what's up with you liking the women who are all over Jack? You want to BE Jack!" - HOchie 1.
Awwwwwww, only two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. waaaauuugggghhhhhhhhhh.
"I like those smoke things." - HOchie 1.
"Tear gas?" - Me.
"Yeah." - HOchie 1.
"Look Earl, pretty gas...my eyes are burning...pretty gas." - Randy.
What kind of lame, easy escape is that for Kim? LAME!
Head Count: 7.1 - .1 for Miguel's .1 of a leg.
2 AM to 3 AM:
"That 24 music sounds like the Batman music. Wait, it...all makes...sense now. Jack Bauer is Batman!" - HOchie 1.
Ewww! Naked and vomiting. This is not how we like to see Jack's ass! Not in this kind of situation! Ewwwwwwww. And what exactly is he puking up? He hasn't eaten since before 8 AM.
Apparently Jack's not the only one good at extracting information. The leader of the "Chip Troop" is doing a fine job. Perhaps I can be his bitch as well?
This whole Danny story that Michelle just laid down is crap. I believe that both Danny and Carrie were to blame.
Reasons why Tony A. and Michelle shouldn't be together: Danny. Why would Tony A. want to deal with that crazy ass? Perhaps, craziness runs in the family.
I might vomit up my chinese food from this horrible Tony A. and Michelle scene. And this is why this is the lazy season. That 2 minute footage was unnecessary.
I don't know what to say about Mike. Whhhhyyyhhhyyyyy. Stupid ass!
Head Count - 1 - Jack is D-E-A-D. Dead.
3 AM to 4 AM:
15 minutes before the last of the "Chip Troop" dies. Jack has enough time to put some pants on before extracting information.
That Chappelle is a real ass.
Head Count - 6. Poor Lynn looks like a chalk drawing but she's 'not dead yet'. Not true for poor Yusef. =( Did in by a bunch of hicks.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
S 2 24 HC: 8 PM to 12 PM - Starring...
Kim, as Filler Bunny!
8 PM to 9 PM:
Forget the mountain lion, Kim should be scared of Kevin Dillon.
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Lynn.
Head Count - 6.
9 PM to 10 PM:
Jin (Daniel Dae Kim) is getting a pretty good run on this show as a guest star. Even the LDP got less screen time. It's only a matter of time.
Here we go again, Sherry with the "I was only doing it to protect you" speech. She gives the same speech every damned season?
In the great words of Char Kar: "I love it when Jack 'extracts' information." And that is one of the reasons why Char Kar is Jack Bauer's bitch and it's one of the reasons why I'm also becoming one. But let it be known I was always Keifer's bitch, ever since The Lost Boys.
"More important than your life and mine. ::Bang:: Ow! My arm!" - Marie Warner. That my friends, is the most un-hardcore, classic speech eva'.
"I'm not afraid to die..." - Marie.
"But I am not okay with a bullet in my arm." - Me.
I predict Tony A.'s going to be caught in the middle of a bitch fight between Michelle & new girl who replaced Paula.
Tony A.'s moving up in the world! Promotion by way of Plutonium Poisoning! It's almost as if he planned it or something...
His speech, however, was rather weak and went on for too long. People we have a bomb to find.
Oh and it's cougars. Not mountain lions.
Head Count - 1.
10 PM to 11 PM:
I'm liking the desert option. You all know how I hate me a desert. Toss that bomb out there. But please, let us have a moment of silence for the Geckos and the Cactuars.
And done.
The President is very attached to Jack. ::sniff:: So am I. So am I.
Jack is attached to George.
But I'm even more attached to George!!!! George, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. But make sure your dying ass does this right.
Who I Would Like To Bitch Slap in the Near Future: Beetchie, for always calling me during 24 and trying her best at interrupting the quota.
Head Count - 1. Worst death ever. All hail George.
11 PM to 12 PM:
"Tony A. is a slave driver. He's the worst CTU Director ever. 'Don't mourn. Don't rest.' Rise up against Tony A., my CTU Brethren. Rise up." - HOchie 1.
If Michelle doesn't watch it, things with Tony A. will turn out a like so:
Carrie 1
Michelle 0
A sniper on the roof, eh? Where is Sherry Goddamn Palmer?!
It's only been a little over an hour and already the power's going to Tony A.'s head.
And that's why Jack broke your foot.
Head Count - 1.
8 PM to 9 PM:
Forget the mountain lion, Kim should be scared of Kevin Dillon.
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Lynn.
Head Count - 6.
9 PM to 10 PM:
Jin (Daniel Dae Kim) is getting a pretty good run on this show as a guest star. Even the LDP got less screen time. It's only a matter of time.
Here we go again, Sherry with the "I was only doing it to protect you" speech. She gives the same speech every damned season?
In the great words of Char Kar: "I love it when Jack 'extracts' information." And that is one of the reasons why Char Kar is Jack Bauer's bitch and it's one of the reasons why I'm also becoming one. But let it be known I was always Keifer's bitch, ever since The Lost Boys.
"More important than your life and mine. ::Bang:: Ow! My arm!" - Marie Warner. That my friends, is the most un-hardcore, classic speech eva'.
"I'm not afraid to die..." - Marie.
"But I am not okay with a bullet in my arm." - Me.
I predict Tony A.'s going to be caught in the middle of a bitch fight between Michelle & new girl who replaced Paula.
Tony A.'s moving up in the world! Promotion by way of Plutonium Poisoning! It's almost as if he planned it or something...
His speech, however, was rather weak and went on for too long. People we have a bomb to find.
Oh and it's cougars. Not mountain lions.
Head Count - 1.
10 PM to 11 PM:
I'm liking the desert option. You all know how I hate me a desert. Toss that bomb out there. But please, let us have a moment of silence for the Geckos and the Cactuars.
And done.
The President is very attached to Jack. ::sniff:: So am I. So am I.
Jack is attached to George.
But I'm even more attached to George!!!! George, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. But make sure your dying ass does this right.
Who I Would Like To Bitch Slap in the Near Future: Beetchie, for always calling me during 24 and trying her best at interrupting the quota.
Head Count - 1. Worst death ever. All hail George.
11 PM to 12 PM:
"Tony A. is a slave driver. He's the worst CTU Director ever. 'Don't mourn. Don't rest.' Rise up against Tony A., my CTU Brethren. Rise up." - HOchie 1.
If Michelle doesn't watch it, things with Tony A. will turn out a like so:
Carrie 1
Michelle 0
A sniper on the roof, eh? Where is Sherry Goddamn Palmer?!
It's only been a little over an hour and already the power's going to Tony A.'s head.
And that's why Jack broke your foot.
Head Count - 1.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Hacksaws and Powersaws. (S 2 The 24 HC: 4 PM to 8 PM)
4 PM to 8 PM:
"Swearing on the lives of your children?" Damn Sherry... that's harsh coming from you.
"I'm sorry George" - Tony A.
"Me too." - George
"Awwww, we are too...:sniff tear::" - The HOchies.
Miguel is a wuss. And a very bad actor. But he can kung fu like nobody's business.
OHHHHHHHHH, WRONG!!!!!!!!!! What's up with the free use of power saws and hacksaws this season?!
I don't know why Kim is so stoopid. Even if Megan moves to Santa Barbara which is 'more like 100 miles' out of HelL.A., don't you think the fallout would kill her ass in an even more painful way?
"See what happens when you're jealous of your younger sister getting married and you snoop around?" - HOchie 1.
Head Count: 7
5 PM to 6 PM:
More on George -
"Dead Man Walking." - HOchie 1.
"Nooooo." - Me.
"He's a dead man walking. I'm just telling you like it is." - HOchie 1.
What's up with the CIA having beef with the CTU and vice versa?
Ooooo, Sherry that coral snake. She's smooth at working her way back into the Administration. Oooooo. Don't fall for it President Palmer!
Ew! Tony A. and Michelle! That was the worst exchange ever! Bleck! Can't wait for Michelle to bite the dust because I know Tony's not going for another 3 years. I'm hoping any moment now for Michelle to go...yes...
Head Count: 2. Why'd that Marie have to take out the poor black man? Never trust a blonde.
6 PM to 8 PM:
That damned Marie is a terrorist. First she terrorized HOchie 1 by eating her European chocolate then she shoots her fiance for finding out about her terrorist plots. Perhaps I could be talking about the wrong Marie in the first instance or am I?
"Didn't Jack learn in the first season? First you send in a woman with Alexis to do recon. but she went crazy and stabbed him. Now you sending in Kate to do recon in the Mosque. Tsk Tsk." - HOchie 1.
Oh Jack, always sending a blonde in to die for the greater good. Good job.
What happened to keeping the conversation one-sided, Jack?
The things terrorists will do to get into lockers. Ew.
Head Count: 2.
7 PM to 8 PM:
WhoTF is Murdock? And where's Milo?! But ohhh, his computer is quite stylish. So, who's Milo again?
"I know what happened to Milo..." - HOchie 1.
"He got put into hot milk?!" - Me.
"No!" - HOchie 1.
"I like Milo. And Ovaltine. And Horlicks." - HOchie 1.
That was one stupid mountain lion. A free meal out of Kim and it did nothing. Tch.
Head Count: 0.
"Swearing on the lives of your children?" Damn Sherry... that's harsh coming from you.
"I'm sorry George" - Tony A.
"Me too." - George
"Awwww, we are too...:sniff tear::" - The HOchies.
Miguel is a wuss. And a very bad actor. But he can kung fu like nobody's business.
OHHHHHHHHH, WRONG!!!!!!!!!! What's up with the free use of power saws and hacksaws this season?!
I don't know why Kim is so stoopid. Even if Megan moves to Santa Barbara which is 'more like 100 miles' out of HelL.A., don't you think the fallout would kill her ass in an even more painful way?
"See what happens when you're jealous of your younger sister getting married and you snoop around?" - HOchie 1.
Head Count: 7
5 PM to 6 PM:
More on George -
"Dead Man Walking." - HOchie 1.
"Nooooo." - Me.
"He's a dead man walking. I'm just telling you like it is." - HOchie 1.
What's up with the CIA having beef with the CTU and vice versa?
Ooooo, Sherry that coral snake. She's smooth at working her way back into the Administration. Oooooo. Don't fall for it President Palmer!
Ew! Tony A. and Michelle! That was the worst exchange ever! Bleck! Can't wait for Michelle to bite the dust because I know Tony's not going for another 3 years. I'm hoping any moment now for Michelle to go...yes...
Head Count: 2. Why'd that Marie have to take out the poor black man? Never trust a blonde.
6 PM to 8 PM:
That damned Marie is a terrorist. First she terrorized HOchie 1 by eating her European chocolate then she shoots her fiance for finding out about her terrorist plots. Perhaps I could be talking about the wrong Marie in the first instance or am I?
"Didn't Jack learn in the first season? First you send in a woman with Alexis to do recon. but she went crazy and stabbed him. Now you sending in Kate to do recon in the Mosque. Tsk Tsk." - HOchie 1.
Oh Jack, always sending a blonde in to die for the greater good. Good job.
What happened to keeping the conversation one-sided, Jack?
The things terrorists will do to get into lockers. Ew.
Head Count: 2.
7 PM to 8 PM:
WhoTF is Murdock? And where's Milo?! But ohhh, his computer is quite stylish. So, who's Milo again?
"I know what happened to Milo..." - HOchie 1.
"He got put into hot milk?!" - Me.
"No!" - HOchie 1.
"I like Milo. And Ovaltine. And Horlicks." - HOchie 1.
That was one stupid mountain lion. A free meal out of Kim and it did nothing. Tch.
Head Count: 0.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
The Bitches are Back Hardcore! (S 2 24 HC 12 PM to 4 PM)
12 PM to 1 PM:
Quotes on this:
"If you leave now..." - Angry MacGuyver.
"...You take away the biggest part of meeee. oooooOOO." - X, singing.
The source key is: "yeah. Volume 8." And we're dead. But at least Paula saved lives in the near future...or so we would like to think.
"CTU uses dying people to get the job done." - HOchie 1.
OMG! Tony's outside!!!!!!!! Outside of CTU! In sunlight! With shades on! Oh, Tony A...put them shades back on 'cause that bruise on the side of your head is not very gOOd lOOking. And thus the hellatious triangle returns in a different form someplace on Tony's head.
Kate Warner, why you gotta be ignorant all your life? It's Counter. Terrorist. Unit. Not Counter Terrorist Agency! Bitch, get it RIGHT.
Sharing intelligence? That's the most unintelligent thing I've heard.
"The bitch is here! The bitch's hair looked better last season." - Me.
"She's been in prison." - HOchie 1.
"Yeah." - Me.
"Wrong and strong. And ugly." - HOchie 1.
"Woah. They don't let you put makeup on in prison?" - Me.
"Awww, poor George." - HOchie 1.
"You and Me and George." - Me.
"Pretty soon it's going to be just you and me." - HOchie 1.
Blondes are often stupid. That Marie sure is. And so is Kim. She's really stupid.
WhoTF is Miguel.
Head Count - 1. And, first indication of no survivors when that chopper went down so the HC could go up to at least 4. Of course, FOX was reporting so there's always faux reporting involved with major asshattery.
1 PM to 2 PM:
OMG, the other Bitch is back!!!!! Two bitches in one show. Oo. Oo.
There's nothing like a few gunshots near the head to make a bitch talk. But Jack's really quite a good shot there. Impressive.
Why Sherry actin' like she don't know what's going down?
And why is Palmer actin' like he believes anything she says?
Kim is all about taking the power back. Season 1 saw her as the kidnapped and Season 2 she's all about being the kidnapper.
Head Count - 0.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Oo! Mike is here! And I see a showdown ensuing soon. Oooooo.
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Marie.
Yeah, you can't just call your son out of the blue and ask him to see you just 'cause you're dying. He's working the banana stand!!!!! Oh, wrong show.
Head Count - 7. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That Megan's going to need some serious therapy and Kim deserves whatever she gets for her stoopidness. She's so stoopid it's ridiculous. Truly ridiculous.
3 PM to 4 PM:
I love it how Nina's fluent in every language on the planet especially in the language of bitch.
Ron you fool. You ain't coming out with no story. You coming out dead.
Why the bomb gotta be in San Diego? Why not San Francisco? Isn't the zoo in SD? Think about the animals! Though...that hideous panda Su Lin
would be taken out... Hmmmmmm
You know what though? Just take all of HelL.A. out.
Ok, and it's nice to see that the President has time to eat but what about poor Jack? There's no time for him to sleep, eat or pee. Poor Jack. And that is why he deserved that Emmy tonight.
Even frickin' Nina has time to sleep. Tch.
"Evil plotting is hard work." - Marvs.
Head Count - 3.
Quotes on this:
"If you leave now..." - Angry MacGuyver.
"...You take away the biggest part of meeee. oooooOOO." - X, singing.
The source key is: "yeah. Volume 8." And we're dead. But at least Paula saved lives in the near future...or so we would like to think.
"CTU uses dying people to get the job done." - HOchie 1.
OMG! Tony's outside!!!!!!!! Outside of CTU! In sunlight! With shades on! Oh, Tony A...put them shades back on 'cause that bruise on the side of your head is not very gOOd lOOking. And thus the hellatious triangle returns in a different form someplace on Tony's head.
Kate Warner, why you gotta be ignorant all your life? It's Counter. Terrorist. Unit. Not Counter Terrorist Agency! Bitch, get it RIGHT.
Sharing intelligence? That's the most unintelligent thing I've heard.
"The bitch is here! The bitch's hair looked better last season." - Me.
"She's been in prison." - HOchie 1.
"Yeah." - Me.
"Wrong and strong. And ugly." - HOchie 1.
"Woah. They don't let you put makeup on in prison?" - Me.
"Awww, poor George." - HOchie 1.
"You and Me and George." - Me.
"Pretty soon it's going to be just you and me." - HOchie 1.
Blondes are often stupid. That Marie sure is. And so is Kim. She's really stupid.
WhoTF is Miguel.
Head Count - 1. And, first indication of no survivors when that chopper went down so the HC could go up to at least 4. Of course, FOX was reporting so there's always faux reporting involved with major asshattery.
1 PM to 2 PM:
OMG, the other Bitch is back!!!!! Two bitches in one show. Oo. Oo.
There's nothing like a few gunshots near the head to make a bitch talk. But Jack's really quite a good shot there. Impressive.
Why Sherry actin' like she don't know what's going down?
And why is Palmer actin' like he believes anything she says?
Kim is all about taking the power back. Season 1 saw her as the kidnapped and Season 2 she's all about being the kidnapper.
Head Count - 0.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Oo! Mike is here! And I see a showdown ensuing soon. Oooooo.
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Marie.
Yeah, you can't just call your son out of the blue and ask him to see you just 'cause you're dying. He's working the banana stand!!!!! Oh, wrong show.
Head Count - 7. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That Megan's going to need some serious therapy and Kim deserves whatever she gets for her stoopidness. She's so stoopid it's ridiculous. Truly ridiculous.
3 PM to 4 PM:
I love it how Nina's fluent in every language on the planet especially in the language of bitch.
Ron you fool. You ain't coming out with no story. You coming out dead.
Why the bomb gotta be in San Diego? Why not San Francisco? Isn't the zoo in SD? Think about the animals! Though...that hideous panda Su Lin
would be taken out... HmmmmmmYou know what though? Just take all of HelL.A. out.
Ok, and it's nice to see that the President has time to eat but what about poor Jack? There's no time for him to sleep, eat or pee. Poor Jack. And that is why he deserved that Emmy tonight.
Even frickin' Nina has time to sleep. Tch.
"Evil plotting is hard work." - Marvs.
Head Count - 3.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Oh Glorious Day - Season 2 "the lazy season" Starts Now and the 24 Head Count Continues
People! I'm done with Season 1! and only 96 episodes left until January. Let's go!
8 AM to 9 AM:
Everyone's hair is really messed up this season. Tony's hellatious thing is gone from his face but it seems to have migrated to the hair on his head.
We understand that Jack has gone through trauma but dude, shave the face. Shave...the face.
Except it should be noted: Hooray for small miracles - Kim's hair actually looks nice.
Paula needs to die for her annoyingness. Go stand by Jack, you will be dead in no time.
I don't know what Mitch *Connors* is talking about but any show that features bacon in the first 7 minutes is good times to me.
And what's up with these blondes in this show? Ok, so maybe it's that one blonde. Woman, there's a black President in power and your ass is racist as all hell. Clearly, you didn't vote to put Palmer into power.
And once again, Kim is keeping shady company but at least this guy is slightly better looking than Rick.
Quotes on this:
"We're back in business! Jack shaved!" - Me.
"Because no one can take him seriously as LumberJack." - HOchie 1.
Head Count - 1.
9 AM to 10 AM:
That new crazy guy Kim was working for looks like MacGuyver. A very angry MacGuyver.
Head Count - 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I like seeing poor dead Tony in charge of things.
What's up with Kate Warner and the man hands? As in the great words of the Giant Kitty - "Ponds".
You take the Golden An (message) and you put it in the tan truck (hide under the green SUV) and give it to Tony A.
It's not until someone gets hit with Plutonium that you realize you like them.
Who I'd REALLY Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Eric.
Head Count - 22 with seven missing.
11 AM to 12 PM:
Tony A...the man got hit with plutonium (not to be confused by the now defunct asshat of a "planet" Pluto or its ice minions, the Plutoniums), and while you may not know this, cut Mason some slack, will you?
I don't know why Michelle is so whiny. If Paula dies, Michelle gets to be the only bitch at CTU who has curly hair. And she needs to lay her hands off my man Tony A. His ass is dead soon anyway. What's the point?
Head Count - 5. Ummm, so did he HAVE to kill the dog?! Honestly! Jack, I hate to put you on the list of people I'd like to see dead in the near future but you can hacksaw off people's heads and break their ankles but you just don't mess with dogs!
Quote of the day: "South Park is Rochester." - Mitch *Connors*.
8 AM to 9 AM:
Everyone's hair is really messed up this season. Tony's hellatious thing is gone from his face but it seems to have migrated to the hair on his head.
We understand that Jack has gone through trauma but dude, shave the face. Shave...the face.
Except it should be noted: Hooray for small miracles - Kim's hair actually looks nice.
Paula needs to die for her annoyingness. Go stand by Jack, you will be dead in no time.
I don't know what Mitch *Connors* is talking about but any show that features bacon in the first 7 minutes is good times to me.
And what's up with these blondes in this show? Ok, so maybe it's that one blonde. Woman, there's a black President in power and your ass is racist as all hell. Clearly, you didn't vote to put Palmer into power.
And once again, Kim is keeping shady company but at least this guy is slightly better looking than Rick.
Quotes on this:
"We're back in business! Jack shaved!" - Me.
"Because no one can take him seriously as LumberJack." - HOchie 1.
Head Count - 1.
9 AM to 10 AM:
That new crazy guy Kim was working for looks like MacGuyver. A very angry MacGuyver.
Head Count - 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I like seeing poor dead Tony in charge of things.
What's up with Kate Warner and the man hands? As in the great words of the Giant Kitty - "Ponds".
You take the Golden An (message) and you put it in the tan truck (hide under the green SUV) and give it to Tony A.
It's not until someone gets hit with Plutonium that you realize you like them.
Who I'd REALLY Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Eric.
Head Count - 22 with seven missing.
11 AM to 12 PM:
Tony A...the man got hit with plutonium (not to be confused by the now defunct asshat of a "planet" Pluto or its ice minions, the Plutoniums), and while you may not know this, cut Mason some slack, will you?
I don't know why Michelle is so whiny. If Paula dies, Michelle gets to be the only bitch at CTU who has curly hair. And she needs to lay her hands off my man Tony A. His ass is dead soon anyway. What's the point?
Head Count - 5. Ummm, so did he HAVE to kill the dog?! Honestly! Jack, I hate to put you on the list of people I'd like to see dead in the near future but you can hacksaw off people's heads and break their ankles but you just don't mess with dogs!
Quote of the day: "South Park is Rochester." - Mitch *Connors*.
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