Stupid Netflix and their staggering of my dvd shipments!
12 AM to 1 AM:
Well, let's see. You just tell Kate the world can be plunged into WWIII but it's all dependent on you if that goes down, do you honestly think she's going to say she won't help you?!
But Jack Bauer saved my life twice! Of course I base my entire decision on what he says. Jack Bauer's bitches: Char Kar, Or 2 and President Palmer.
Ahhh, two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. Muwahahahahahahahahaha.
Damn, Tony A. Could you have a bigger wrist watch? What do you need that for anyway? Isn't there a clock on this show at every minute?
Winner of the Worst Actress Award: Mrs. Garcia, wife of the guy who held up the convenience store and killed the owner.
What's this District everyone keeps talking about?
Head Count - 1
1 AM to 2 AM:
Who The HOchies would like to see dead in the near future: Carrie but not before a good bitch slap.
"Tony A., what's up with you liking the women who are all over Jack? You want to BE Jack!" - HOchie 1.
Awwwwwww, only two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. waaaauuugggghhhhhhhhhh.
"I like those smoke things." - HOchie 1.
"Tear gas?" - Me.
"Yeah." - HOchie 1.
"Look Earl, pretty gas...my eyes are burning...pretty gas." - Randy.
What kind of lame, easy escape is that for Kim? LAME!
Head Count: 7.1 - .1 for Miguel's .1 of a leg.
2 AM to 3 AM:
"That 24 music sounds like the Batman music. Wait, it...all makes...sense now. Jack Bauer is Batman!" - HOchie 1.
Ewww! Naked and vomiting. This is not how we like to see Jack's ass! Not in this kind of situation! Ewwwwwwww. And what exactly is he puking up? He hasn't eaten since before 8 AM.
Apparently Jack's not the only one good at extracting information. The leader of the "Chip Troop" is doing a fine job. Perhaps I can be his bitch as well?
This whole Danny story that Michelle just laid down is crap. I believe that both Danny and Carrie were to blame.
Reasons why Tony A. and Michelle shouldn't be together: Danny. Why would Tony A. want to deal with that crazy ass? Perhaps, craziness runs in the family.
I might vomit up my chinese food from this horrible Tony A. and Michelle scene. And this is why this is the lazy season. That 2 minute footage was unnecessary.
I don't know what to say about Mike. Whhhhyyyhhhyyyyy. Stupid ass!
Head Count - 1 - Jack is D-E-A-D. Dead.
3 AM to 4 AM:
15 minutes before the last of the "Chip Troop" dies. Jack has enough time to put some pants on before extracting information.
That Chappelle is a real ass.
Head Count - 6. Poor Lynn looks like a chalk drawing but she's 'not dead yet'. Not true for poor Yusef. =( Did in by a bunch of hicks.
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