Tuesday, September 26, 2006

This IS the Lazy Season. The Lazy Season of Y&R. Yep. Sure Is. S 3 24 H C: 1 AM to 5 AM

1 AM to 2 AM:

I am loving Jack's free and multiple use of the words, "Shut up!" in this season.

These fools. Didn't they learn in Season 2? Why would Jack go on a plane with Nina again?

Yes. Let us investigate this 'baby'. It's probably a terrorist. Chappelle is right. Stick needles in the baby!

"Why isn't Lizard-Fish Julia not letting SGDP into the house?" - HOchie 1.
"Because it's like letting a vampire in. They're only allowed by invite." - Me.

Here's Lizard-Fish, MC:



And here's is Lizard-Fish's atlantic cousin:



"What happened to CTU's computers?" - Me.
"The Baby shut them down." - HOchie 1.

"Alan is Master Vampire!" - HOchie 1.

If Alan paid off that dude to keep his mouth shut with a 'considerable amount of money', why was he living in a trailer?

Oooooooooooooooo, the SGDP's so bad-assed she can kill a man with just her voice:



Don't become an Alan Milliken.

Head Count: 1.

2 AM to 3 AM:

That virus looks suspiciously like tons of glitter in a tube full of pee.

That Lizard-Fish is asking for a beat down by SGDP. How stupid is she?

And how assstupid are these people at CTU? You have to watch Nina like a hawk at all times even if she's bleeding from the neck. It's all fake! And then we're stupid enough to put a tray full of scissors right in her grasp. Tch. You all deserve to die (just like poor dead Terri).

And look at Nina, back in the room where she killed Terri. And look, Kim is in the room. It's season 1 all over again! Except if Kim goes, it won't be sad. Ahahaha.

Scary. Nina looks like a freakin' zombie.

Head Count: 2. However, unlike a zombie, she ain't coming back.

3 AM to 4 AM:

Yeah Tony A., defend your bff because when you die, you know Jack's going to cry.

And when did you have time to change your patch, Tony A.?

Ugh. I don't know how much more of that damned Kim I can take. Her stupidity is overwhelming.

And I hate to say it but that damned David Palmer deserve what he got by bringing SGDP back in the mix.

OMG, Candyman is the detective in the Milliken murder case. Candyman. Well this is about to get horrific. Har Har.

SGDP is so in character that even when she's on the phone with Candyman and no one can see her, she still feigns shock and despair even down to the 'let me sit down to catch myself'. That was really unnecessary but damn she's good.

Quotes of the day:

"I love me some Sherry. Sherry will live forever. She's like a cockroach." - Mitch *Connors*. I never knew Mitch loved cockroaches in addition to the old ladies. That MC, you learn something new about him everyday.

"Complex problems sometimes have the simplest solutions." - SGDP. That is a gross misuse of the word 'murder'.

Head Count: 2. ::sniff:: let me have a moment now for poor soon-to-be-dead Gael.

4 AM to 5 AM:

First the Spanish dude starts bleeding from the nose and mouth, then the Chinese woman. Yeah, just kill of the minorities first.

Head Count: 3. I like that sharp pitched noise that is made before all the bombs explode in this show.

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