Our 100th Blog Post!

Thank Goodness the End of this Stupid Season Has Arrived! (9 AM to 1 PM: S 3 of the 24 H C) - but how sad is it that our 100th post is on this lameness? Weak!


9 AM to 10 AM:

"Chloe the Tactless" is what she will be called from now on.

Dear Mitch *Connors*,

If you ever get a woman like that villainous SGDP, I hope that you have cherished your time with the Hos because that is the last time you'll ever see us.

- The HOChies.

Head Count: 0.

10 AM to 11 AM:

You know how much money the country is losing during these episodes because the airports have been shut down and everyone has been told to stay in their houses? When NYC is shut down for a day due to a really bad snow storm we're out millions! I don't know how the economy's going to recover from this one.

The BFFs are squabbling. And once again, Jack makes an ass out of Tony A.

Where's the Chase baby?

And where did that blood come from, Michelle?

Head Count: 8 (including a count for that poor garbage can Jack kicked off to the side).

11 AM to 12 PM:

I'm hatin' on this Brad Hammond already. He's acting by the book just like Chappelle but like Chappelle, he too will get a bullet to the head...by Jack.

Head Count: 2.

12 PM to 1 PM:

Is Sherry really dead?! I didn't add her to the count in the last episode and I won't add her until the end of this episode.

"Shoot Sherry Palmer before you shoot yourself! Oh, I didn't think it would really happen like that." - HOchie 1.

"Disarm the bomb." Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh Jack, the irony.

How can Kim love a man with one hand?

Head Count: 7 + the near 800 that died at the hotel.

OMG, Sherry is actually gone. The Lizard-Fish killed her ass! Quite frankly we think this death was not that great. SGDP should have gone down something more fitting for her, for instance, her falling on a stake.

Mitch *Connors*' Tribute to SGDP:

::sob sob::
Yeah I guess they used some extra strength baygon on her ass
That crazy bitch shot her dead
My Sherry amor
You're the only one that I adore
You're the only one my heart beats for...my Sherry amor

The HOchies Tribute to SGDP:

First the punch -



And then the death:



Episodes left to watch until the Season 6 Premiere in January: 48.

5 AM to 10 AM S 3 The 24 H C

5 AM to 6 AM:

"It was you! You killed Danny!" Listen Stupid, Michelle had to do what she needed to do because your husband was being an ass!

"It's the pre-series villain." - Mitch *Connors*
"CTU is the worst federal agency ever. We need to stop spending money funding them. Didn't we also think Victor Dresen was dead too but he wasn't? Why is it hard to believe that Steven Saunders also died?" - HOchie 1.

Don't worry, Michelle. No virus can kill your ass. Only car bombs can do that.
"That's kind of sad. I kind of like her now. She chose her job over Tony A. Not only that but she tried to sell him up the river. That's what happens when you marry one of Jack Bauer's bitches." - HOchie 1.

I love how those federal agents at CTU are always flashing their identifications but what does it matter? No one knows that the hell CTU is.

Did anyone else see that woman, Diana White who "worked" with Steven Saudners put some pants on when she was getting dressed? We sure didn't, she went to MI6 with a bare bottom!

MI6 - another crap agency. Like CTU, it's easy for them to be infiltrated.
And what the fudge is MI6? What about MI5?

Michelle is part Japanese so she has no trouble pushing suicide. Those Japanese hate Christianity. Every soul should burn in hell! Damned Michelle. Keep your seppuku to yourself!

Head Count: 6. ::sniff:: Gael. The entire MI6 office was taken out. I only counted 5... it's a small agency, I guess.

6 AM to 7 AM:

No, Tony A. You shouldn't be there with Michelle because you're not hardcore enough to survive a virus.

Ryan Chappelle - Japanese?:



When is the asshat Chase going to die? Talking out of line like that. Stupid Chase.

Oooo, Daniel Dai Kim is back. He has lived too long in this show. Today's the day to add him to the headcount.

Head Count: 9. R.I.P. Chappelle, even if you were CTU's resident assbackside for the past 3 seasons.

7 AM to 8 AM:

More reasons to love Tony A.: he tried to get Kim killed off in the field by strongly suggesting she be a decoy in a dangerous operation, a job Kim took but of course, that bitch just won't die.
Good try though, Tony A. Good try.

Head Count: 2.

8 AM to 9 AM:

It's all well and good that Michelle was not infected by the virus but what about the poor black man who found out that his results were positive?

Head Count: 2. this including The poor black man who unlike Michelle, will not make it until the end of this day.

This IS the Lazy Season. The Lazy Season of Y&R. Yep. Sure Is. S 3 24 H C: 1 AM to 5 AM

1 AM to 2 AM:

I am loving Jack's free and multiple use of the words, "Shut up!" in this season.

These fools. Didn't they learn in Season 2? Why would Jack go on a plane with Nina again?

Yes. Let us investigate this 'baby'. It's probably a terrorist. Chappelle is right. Stick needles in the baby!

"Why isn't Lizard-Fish Julia not letting SGDP into the house?" - HOchie 1.
"Because it's like letting a vampire in. They're only allowed by invite." - Me.

Here's Lizard-Fish, MC:



And here's is Lizard-Fish's atlantic cousin:



"What happened to CTU's computers?" - Me.
"The Baby shut them down." - HOchie 1.

"Alan is Master Vampire!" - HOchie 1.

If Alan paid off that dude to keep his mouth shut with a 'considerable amount of money', why was he living in a trailer?

Oooooooooooooooo, the SGDP's so bad-assed she can kill a man with just her voice:



Don't become an Alan Milliken.

Head Count: 1.

2 AM to 3 AM:

That virus looks suspiciously like tons of glitter in a tube full of pee.

That Lizard-Fish is asking for a beat down by SGDP. How stupid is she?

And how assstupid are these people at CTU? You have to watch Nina like a hawk at all times even if she's bleeding from the neck. It's all fake! And then we're stupid enough to put a tray full of scissors right in her grasp. Tch. You all deserve to die (just like poor dead Terri).

And look at Nina, back in the room where she killed Terri. And look, Kim is in the room. It's season 1 all over again! Except if Kim goes, it won't be sad. Ahahaha.

Scary. Nina looks like a freakin' zombie.

Head Count: 2. However, unlike a zombie, she ain't coming back.

3 AM to 4 AM:

Yeah Tony A., defend your bff because when you die, you know Jack's going to cry.

And when did you have time to change your patch, Tony A.?

Ugh. I don't know how much more of that damned Kim I can take. Her stupidity is overwhelming.

And I hate to say it but that damned David Palmer deserve what he got by bringing SGDP back in the mix.

OMG, Candyman is the detective in the Milliken murder case. Candyman. Well this is about to get horrific. Har Har.

SGDP is so in character that even when she's on the phone with Candyman and no one can see her, she still feigns shock and despair even down to the 'let me sit down to catch myself'. That was really unnecessary but damn she's good.

Quotes of the day:

"I love me some Sherry. Sherry will live forever. She's like a cockroach." - Mitch *Connors*. I never knew Mitch loved cockroaches in addition to the old ladies. That MC, you learn something new about him everyday.

"Complex problems sometimes have the simplest solutions." - SGDP. That is a gross misuse of the word 'murder'.

Head Count: 2. ::sniff:: let me have a moment now for poor soon-to-be-dead Gael.

4 AM to 5 AM:

First the Spanish dude starts bleeding from the nose and mouth, then the Chinese woman. Yeah, just kill of the minorities first.

Head Count: 3. I like that sharp pitched noise that is made before all the bombs explode in this show.

What's this Season Turning Into? Y&R?! 9 PM to 1 AM (S 3 24 HC)

9 PM to 10 PM:

Tony A. should be back in the hospital. He's going crazy.

OMG, Jack's actually going to use the bathroom! But alas, of course not. Lies. All of it!

One word from Sergio and Jack's a dead man. Never trust an eight year old.

Ew, I wouldn't kiss that horse mouth on ClAUdia.

Who's this OTHER black man? What kind of ass story is this with Wayne and the gimp?

HowTF did Nina get out of custody?

Head Count: 0

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0

10 PM to 11 PM:

Why won't Tony A. yell at Kim for being an ass?

Nina Myers "quit being banished (exiled)"?

Why is that bitch, Zoe cheating on Wash? ::tear::

Are we really supposed to believe that Jack let Nina get the better of him?

Hand Count: 1

Head Count: 8. Poor dead ClAUdia.

The Sherry Name Drop Count: HAS ENDED! The bitch is BACK!

11 PM to 12 PM:

Jack kissing Nina..bleck!

What's with the flippy hair with bangs, SGDP? She looks like Elvira sittin' in that chair.

What happened to taking ClAUdia's body back to CTU?

This season could have ended if CTU had just listened to Gayelle!

Head Count: 0.

12 PM to 1 AM:

"Kidnapping is a felony!" - Kim. And she would know. Damn Bitch messing around in Chloe's buisness.

I find it rather convenient a man in a wheel chair drove over a little kid (in a car).

Head Count: 14. We love Ramon "Hardcore" Salazar but ::sniff:: his head a-splode. Poor Delta 3.

This Better Pick Up Soon...5 PM to 9 PM S 3 The 24 H C

5 PM to 6 PM:

Russian Roulette is the worst game ever.

For some reason, there's something about that Chloe that I'm liking.
"She's so awkward, it's painful to watch." - HOchie 1.
Yeah, that's gotta be it.

Head Count: 6

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1

6 PM to 7 PM:

I wonder how much money they spend making this show...come now, a helicopter chase?!

I sure hope that helicopter falls on Chase.

President Palmer is drinking Fiji water! That water saved my life back at Ozzfest. Arsenic saves lives.

President Palmer! How could you authorize shooting down your bff?! if there's anyone who should be shot down, it should be Chappelle. And that asshat, Wayne.

You know, now's probably not a good time to tell Jack that he didn't HAVE to stick a needle in his arm.

Ok, so advice for all: Don't park your mustangs in open lots in HelL.A. because apparently it's easy as all heck to steal them. Who the hell leaves all the keys hanging around in the open like that?!
And that is reason 1007 to hate on the HelL.A.

Har Har moment in this episode: the 'hug' that Chappelle gave Michelle after hearing the good news that Tony A. was going to be alright.

Who Will Be Dead in the Near Future: Kyle. Another blonde doing a stupid thing but actually paying for it this time. Yay! Or is he? Why should this show change it's format? Another damned blonde is going to survive.

Jack is getting a little rest. Being knocked out is the best thing that could happen to that man in this show.

Head Count: 0

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0

7 PM to 8 PM:

The best kind of Kim is one that has been duct taped.

"Umm, this Joaquim De Almeida (Salazar) ain't no damned Mexican Drug Lord! He's not even Mexican! He's Portugese!" - Me.
"Yeah. I was confused as to why he was even going to Mexico." - HOchie 1.

There was a quick shot of some woman on Salazar's plane and she looked like Janet Jackson. I was so confused.

"CTU is the worst division in history. There's always some kind of mole in there." - HOchie 1.
I guess we were wrong this time. Or were we? Hmmmm.

"He (Chase) looks like a white Laurence Fishburne." - Luis.

Head Count: 1. Another Pedro bites the dust.

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1

8 PM to 9 PM:

Once again, CTU makes an asshat out of Chappelle.

Here's what I'm not understanding. Why isn't that stupid Kim saying anything to Tony A. about that stupid Chase?

If it's not Kim's who's about to mess things up for CTU, then make it the man who looks like her. Stupid Chase.

WTF does this ClAUdia think she is?

President Palmer just got dumped. Another black man put down. By a white woman to boot. Sadness.

Stupid Salazars. They should stop messing around! I was so hoping Chase was dead.

Head Count: 2.

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0

And finally, it has come to our attention that the Giant Kitty had the original "Funk Chunk".

Quote of the day:

Me: Do you like Gael?
Mitch *Connors*: Where's he from?
HOchie 1: Trinidad
Mitch *Connors*: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. He does look like someone from Calabash Alley.
HOchie 1: Sugar Cane Arrows, Fool. Sugar Cane Arrows.

Season 3 (The Ugly Season & The How Many Times Is Sherry's Name Mentioned Season) of the 24 Head Count: 1 PM to 4 PM

1 PM to 2 PM:

"Ok, that Chase can't be with Kim because he looks like her." - HOchie 1.

Exactly what is Kim doing working at CTU? What skills does Kim have?

And who is this asshole Adam? You know you probably shouldn't mess with Kim though because Jack did turn her into a murderer.

Why aren't things working out with Kate?! She survives Season 2 only to be assed out by Jack and his love of the drugs? For shame. That is the worst way to go.

I love how they set up the hours in the day. The virus is programmed much like the show, it'll take 24 hours to do it's buisness. Funny guys. Funny.

This Wayne character may be the male version of SGDP.

What's up with people's noses this season?

For something new, here's the 24 'analyst' line:

Jamie (dead) -> Milo (whereabouts unknown but possibly in some hot milk) -> Paula (dead) -> Carrie (whereabouts unknown but hopefully bitch slapped by Tony A. and Michelle before being tossed to the ugly Su Lin panda in the zoo for a 5 PM feeding) -> Adam (already on the 'who everyone would like to see dead in the near future' list) -> Chloe (already had her ass handed to her by Jack).

President Palmer's new girlfriend ain't got no flava'.

"This show acts under the guise of advancing minorities but it deals in stereotypes and crap!" - HOchie 1.
"It's taking us back centuries!" - Mitch *Connors*.
"Just like Survivor!!!!" - Me.

"For someone who's addicted to drugs, he could be a lot thinner." - HOchie 1.
We don't like this heroin Jack.

Head Count: 2 + 1 truckload full of people.

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0.

2 PM to 3 PM:

OMG! There's an Anise working at CTU!!!!!

Good going, Kim. Go ahead and tell Jack that you're dating Chase so when Chase gets killed, you'll have only yourself to blame. You know that anyone who gets close to Jack gets offed!

The new fantastic line that will be used by all when they do not want to be accused of getting their way via shady dealings - "I'm not talking about pulling a Sherry and stealing it."

"Shut up, stupid!" - Jack. Ahahahahahaha. That's the kind of thing I say to people all the time.

I like how Jack has other people extracting information for him. That's power.

What's up with Ann? Is she BFF's with SGDP?!

Head Count: 1.

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1

3 PM to 4 PM:

I'm loving how instead of giving Tony A. his name in the 'previously on 24' they give him the title of "Counter Terrorist Unit".

Can't a man shoot up some heroin in the privacy of his van before he goes out in the field on his federal agent type buisness?

Who the hell leaves a fan on the floor? That fan is in on the plan to release and spread the virus through Kyle's door! Stupid fan.

Head Count: 1.

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 2

4 PM to 5 PM:

Watching 24 on the laptop and trying to blog doesn't work out.

Head Count: 0.

The Sherry Name Drop Count: 2.