The Bitches are Back Hardcore! (S 2 24 HC 12 PM to 4 PM)

12 PM to 1 PM:

Quotes on this:

"If you leave now..." - Angry MacGuyver.
"...You take away the biggest part of meeee. oooooOOO." - X, singing.

The source key is: "yeah. Volume 8." And we're dead. But at least Paula saved lives in the near future...or so we would like to think.
"CTU uses dying people to get the job done." - HOchie 1.

OMG! Tony's outside!!!!!!!! Outside of CTU! In sunlight! With shades on! Oh, Tony A...put them shades back on 'cause that bruise on the side of your head is not very gOOd lOOking. And thus the hellatious triangle returns in a different form someplace on Tony's head.

Kate Warner, why you gotta be ignorant all your life? It's Counter. Terrorist. Unit. Not Counter Terrorist Agency! Bitch, get it RIGHT.

Sharing intelligence? That's the most unintelligent thing I've heard.

"The bitch is here! The bitch's hair looked better last season." - Me.
"She's been in prison." - HOchie 1.
"Yeah." - Me.
"Wrong and strong. And ugly." - HOchie 1.
"Woah. They don't let you put makeup on in prison?" - Me.

"Awww, poor George." - HOchie 1.
"You and Me and George." - Me.
"Pretty soon it's going to be just you and me." - HOchie 1.

Blondes are often stupid. That Marie sure is. And so is Kim. She's really stupid.

WhoTF is Miguel.

Head Count - 1. And, first indication of no survivors when that chopper went down so the HC could go up to at least 4. Of course, FOX was reporting so there's always faux reporting involved with major asshattery.

1 PM to 2 PM:

OMG, the other Bitch is back!!!!! Two bitches in one show. Oo. Oo.

There's nothing like a few gunshots near the head to make a bitch talk. But Jack's really quite a good shot there. Impressive.

Why Sherry actin' like she don't know what's going down?
And why is Palmer actin' like he believes anything she says?

Kim is all about taking the power back. Season 1 saw her as the kidnapped and Season 2 she's all about being the kidnapper.

Head Count - 0.

2 PM to 3 PM:

Oo! Mike is here! And I see a showdown ensuing soon. Oooooo.

Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Marie.

Yeah, you can't just call your son out of the blue and ask him to see you just 'cause you're dying. He's working the banana stand!!!!! Oh, wrong show.

Head Count - 7. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That Megan's going to need some serious therapy and Kim deserves whatever she gets for her stoopidness. She's so stoopid it's ridiculous. Truly ridiculous.

3 PM to 4 PM:

I love it how Nina's fluent in every language on the planet especially in the language of bitch.

Ron you fool. You ain't coming out with no story. You coming out dead.

Why the bomb gotta be in San Diego? Why not San Francisco? Isn't the zoo in SD? Think about the animals! Though...that hideous panda Su Lin would be taken out... Hmmmmmm
You know what though? Just take all of HelL.A. out.

Ok, and it's nice to see that the President has time to eat but what about poor Jack? There's no time for him to sleep, eat or pee. Poor Jack. And that is why he deserved that Emmy tonight.
Even frickin' Nina has time to sleep. Tch.

"Evil plotting is hard work." - Marvs.

Head Count - 3.