Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Fun Boy Is Not Having Any Fun... (Season 1: 12 PM to 4 PM)

When is Kim going to die? She's useless. I hope Season 6 sees her dead.

Anyway, the 24 Head Count continues -

12 PM to 1 PM:

Quotes on this:

"The Squirts are lost." - Me.
"You know why? That's because Nina gave them bad GPS coordinates." - HOchie 1.

Potential traitors - Nina.
Potential Whoring Around - Maureen & Senator Palmer.

Potentially dead in the near future - Rick

Headcount - 2. Poor dead Chinaman. He had a mortgage to pay and lots of children to feed.

And Fun Boy, definitely not having any fun. But why did I have to lose you twice in 12 years?

Fire it up, buddy. Fire it up.



1 PM to 2 PM:

Head Count - 5. Alan/Kevin. Dead.

2 PM to 3 PM:

Palmer does not want to sell insurance to Tony, that's for sure.

Who I'd Like To See Dead in the Near Future: That bitch who's sleeping with the new sniper. She is truly unnecessary. And stupid. Stupid bitches deserve to be a part of the head count.

Palmer certainly doesn't want to sell insurance to Bauer either. Ooo, Bauer doesn't want to buy any, so it works out.

Quotes on this:

"That's one gOOd lOOking safe house." - Me.
"And there's a pool. Looks pretty comfortable to me. I wish I had a safe house like that." - HOchie 1.

"Senator Palmer is more stupid than I thought." - HOchie 1.

Ahahahahaha, Alberta got shut down.

Head Count - 1. Bob deserved to die due to his sheer stupidity. Mitch *Connors* informs me Tony also deserved what he got due to the same reason but I'll be the judge of that when Season 5 comes around.

3 PM to 4 PM:

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potentially Dead in the Near Future - Ugly Elizabeth Nash, the stupid 'I'm sleeping with the sniper' bitch

Head Count - 5. Why they always gotta put a black man down?!

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