S 2 24 HC: 8 PM to 12 PM - Starring...

Kim, as Filler Bunny!




8 PM to 9 PM:

Forget the mountain lion, Kim should be scared of Kevin Dillon.

Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Lynn.

Head Count - 6.

9 PM to 10 PM:

Jin (Daniel Dae Kim) is getting a pretty good run on this show as a guest star. Even the LDP got less screen time. It's only a matter of time.

Here we go again, Sherry with the "I was only doing it to protect you" speech. She gives the same speech every damned season?

In the great words of Char Kar: "I love it when Jack 'extracts' information." And that is one of the reasons why Char Kar is Jack Bauer's bitch and it's one of the reasons why I'm also becoming one. But let it be known I was always Keifer's bitch, ever since The Lost Boys.

"More important than your life and mine. ::Bang:: Ow! My arm!" - Marie Warner. That my friends, is the most un-hardcore, classic speech eva'.

"I'm not afraid to die..." - Marie.
"But I am not okay with a bullet in my arm." - Me.

I predict Tony A.'s going to be caught in the middle of a bitch fight between Michelle & new girl who replaced Paula.

Tony A.'s moving up in the world! Promotion by way of Plutonium Poisoning! It's almost as if he planned it or something...
His speech, however, was rather weak and went on for too long. People we have a bomb to find.

Oh and it's cougars. Not mountain lions.

Head Count - 1.

10 PM to 11 PM:

I'm liking the desert option. You all know how I hate me a desert. Toss that bomb out there. But please, let us have a moment of silence for the Geckos and the Cactuars.





And done.

The President is very attached to Jack. ::sniff:: So am I. So am I.
Jack is attached to George.
But I'm even more attached to George!!!! George, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. But make sure your dying ass does this right.

Who I Would Like To Bitch Slap in the Near Future: Beetchie, for always calling me during 24 and trying her best at interrupting the quota.

Head Count - 1. Worst death ever. All hail George.

11 PM to 12 PM:

"Tony A. is a slave driver. He's the worst CTU Director ever. 'Don't mourn. Don't rest.' Rise up against Tony A., my CTU Brethren. Rise up." - HOchie 1.

If Michelle doesn't watch it, things with Tony A. will turn out a like so:

Carrie 1
Michelle 0

A sniper on the roof, eh? Where is Sherry Goddamn Palmer?!

It's only been a little over an hour and already the power's going to Tony A.'s head.
And that's why Jack broke your foot.

Head Count - 1.

Oh Glorious Day - Season 2 "the lazy season" Starts Now and the 24 Head Count Continues

People! I'm done with Season 1! and only 96 episodes left until January. Let's go!

8 AM to 9 AM:

Everyone's hair is really messed up this season. Tony's hellatious thing is gone from his face but it seems to have migrated to the hair on his head.
We understand that Jack has gone through trauma but dude, shave the face. Shave...the face.
Except it should be noted: Hooray for small miracles - Kim's hair actually looks nice.

Paula needs to die for her annoyingness. Go stand by Jack, you will be dead in no time.

I don't know what Mitch *Connors* is talking about but any show that features bacon in the first 7 minutes is good times to me.

And what's up with these blondes in this show? Ok, so maybe it's that one blonde. Woman, there's a black President in power and your ass is racist as all hell. Clearly, you didn't vote to put Palmer into power.

And once again, Kim is keeping shady company but at least this guy is slightly better looking than Rick.

Quotes on this:

"We're back in business! Jack shaved!" - Me.
"Because no one can take him seriously as LumberJack." - HOchie 1.

Head Count - 1.

9 AM to 10 AM:

That new crazy guy Kim was working for looks like MacGuyver. A very angry MacGuyver.

Head Count - 0.

10 AM to 11 AM:

I like seeing poor dead Tony in charge of things.

What's up with Kate Warner and the man hands? As in the great words of the Giant Kitty - "Ponds".

You take the Golden An (message) and you put it in the tan truck (hide under the green SUV) and give it to Tony A.

It's not until someone gets hit with Plutonium that you realize you like them.

Who I'd REALLY Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Eric.

Head Count - 22 with seven missing.

11 AM to 12 PM:

Tony A...the man got hit with plutonium (not to be confused by the now defunct asshat of a "planet" Pluto or its ice minions, the Plutoniums), and while you may not know this, cut Mason some slack, will you?

I don't know why Michelle is so whiny. If Paula dies, Michelle gets to be the only bitch at CTU who has curly hair. And she needs to lay her hands off my man Tony A. His ass is dead soon anyway. What's the point?

Head Count - 5. Ummm, so did he HAVE to kill the dog?! Honestly! Jack, I hate to put you on the list of people I'd like to see dead in the near future but you can hacksaw off people's heads and break their ankles but you just don't mess with dogs!

Quote of the day: "South Park is Rochester." - Mitch *Connors*.