The HOchies Don't Do New Year's Resolutions

At least not for ourselves... directly. We decided that this year, we'll do resolutions for you guys.

Yes, Yes. Beetchie already "ewww-ed" me.

But hold on, it's not as obnoxious as you think. We're not making resolutions we think you people should follow, we're doing Resolutions HOchie Style. For instance:

1. X. This year, we will no longer be cateering to High Maintenance X. You can kick shoes up and down the stairs, corridor or house as much as you want but let me tell you, you're going to have to find your own leopard print bedroom slippers to do so.

2. Mitch Connors. We don't have one for you. Don't forget: D.T.U.

3. SF. Never strive to be more than you are - being stupid is not a sin. We love you the way you are and that is our resolution for you.

4. TD5. Okay, so we lied. We actually do have a resolution for YOU to follow. Try being less of an ass this year. And thanks.

5. Bughie J.. Or 2 actually has a real resolution. I will try to not harrass you too much in my requests for anime and music. Umm, right after I request Bleach. =)

6. Beetchie. Stop judging us, but even though we know you will continue to do so, we won't care. And stop chewing the cud as you read this.