Manhattan was a Chamber of Farts

But it's no surprise that NJ is always a Chamber of Farts.

Monday saw this HOchie ready to dash out of Manhattan. Yep, thanks to the Mysterious Odor which is still a mystery, we're all going to die.

I'm currently drafting my will, as many of you know. Here's the tentative list thus far:
I've got Beetchie for dibs on my 80GB but on the stipulation that she hands her 30GB over to HOchie 1;

TD5 gets some of my dvds (Evil Dead? and whatever else you can think of);

Baby B wants my fridge and sleep sack;

Battler gets some of my stuffed animals (whatever HOchie 1 doesn't keep);

X gets nothing because she'll be coming with me since we both breathed in the odor;

my Miyamoto signed Link comes with me to the grave since I'll need protection in the next world;

Char Kar...I can't think of anything I have that'd you want;

MC gets nothing because he's D.T.U., besides which, he claims he can make it on his own, not to mention he'd probably just share my shit with Jamaicans & various Yardies;

HOchie 1 gets everything else, including my precious Wii since Beetchie is ungrateful;

and SF...

Well, exactly where is SF in all of this? Does anyone know?

X has a theory and it's one of the quotes of the day:

"Where's SF? I haven't heard from him..." - Me.
"Ummm, I told you! (they're trying to pinpoint it in Jersey City) SF exploded. SF = Gas. That's my story and I'm sticking to it." - X.

Other quotes -

"It's either a terrorist plot or a government experiment. It was a test to see how far they could get away with things and we all failed." - Aims.
"And you're thinking this way, not that I don't agree with you, but it's 'cause you watch too much 24." - Me.