I do not appreciate being knicked in the 'ead first thing in the mornin' by a pigeon who is unable to fly right and in slow motion.
H1, get on this!
I'm surprised he didn't poop on my head but I wouldn't be surprised if he left a tick behind.
In other news, our 400th blog post was the one before this. I am well aware it's a non-working video link. Curse you, Blogger!