Stay Pressed, Women

I was wondering what it meant when I saw this notification from Live Nation in my e-mail the other day.

To be precise, I was not wondering so much as to why I got the e-mail but I was wondering what the "F.A.M.E." in "The F.A.M.E." tour stood for.

The crisis has been averted though because it only took me 2 seconds to figure it out.

I hope the Females Are My Enemies tour prevails.

Currently listening to: "Cry Cry Cry" by Johnny Cash.

Disgusting and Brilliant

Probably the most disgusting thing I saw today were the throngs of little girls in their short skirts camping out on the street, waiting to see Chris Brown at the Today Show tomorrow.

As H1 pointed out, the majority of them are young enough to have to get their parents' permission to be out there.  And their parents thought it was a good idea to let their kids run amok to camp out, overnight, to see Chris Brown.

But you know who else was right there with these misguided children?

TMZ.

And TMZ were interviewing a few of them while showing them a picture of a very battered Rihanna.

That my friends, was probably the most brilliant thing I have seen today.