The Crown Jewel, worthy to be placed in the Tower of London, met with an unfortunate end yesterday.
In my heart, when the phone rang, I immediately knew without being told that a disaster had struck. A Queen knows when there is a major loss of one of her priceless jewels.
Think of all the custard batches that could have been made!
H1 claims it slipped out of her hand.
When asked, I will claim that 'off with her head' slipped out of my mouth.
