Here are some random things that we observed this week. I don't know what this has to do with the beginning of September either but whatever:
1. We now know why Asians carry messenger bags. The reason is that it's the perfect way to hide your assback. Hey, that's why I do it.
2. OMG, it was the best concert I've been to!!!! Jessica Simpson rocked! Aha. And if you asshats (who know me) believed that story then you're drinking too much carib or milk or not eating enough famous amos cookies or getting enough rest from long days of puppy care-taking. We walked by JS on our way to work today. And as expected, it was horrible. And hmmm, for someone who has had laryngitis all week she sounded pretty processed. Could it be there was some sort of lip sync action going on?! Preposterous!
3. Cold Case:
Does anyone else notice the apatosaurus skeleton in the back? Don't forget, 'brontosaurus' it is not, as that term is no longer used for that genus of dinosaur. Yes, like the dinosaurs, that term is dead. Har Har. Am I a nerd? Yes. But honestly, is that REALLY an apatosaurus? Meh, beats me. Anthropology wasn't all it was cracked up to be and that's why I didn't minor or major in it.
But getting back to the point of this story - that is one really cold case to be solved.
4. And finally, we are wrapping up Lenny Week. I hope you all went out there bare-backed with your old ladies and had good times. I know the Original Lenny did.
