Speaking of Pirates

It's a myth that pirates walk around on a peg legs, have only one eye with the other glass eye covered up by an eye patch, and hang out with parrots.

Introducing my First Mate - Mr. Pirate King Potato Head.

Here he is sporting top of the line pirate boots, four eyes and a frog.



And here he is displaying his booty.

Avast, Ye Scurvy Dawgs!

What's with the talk of pirates lately?

Who knew pirates of the High Seas existed?

This just goes to show that certain parts of the world are still cutlassin' over some gold (and suga'cane?) and it is scary.

Don't they know pirating's only reserved for the Internet now? And that stealing from the rich to give to the rich is called "CAPITALISM"?

Serious business these pirates, but it turns out I've been doing a bit of pirating myself these days.

While not on the High Seas, I have taken to stealing from my dawgs to give to myself and H1.

That's right, I declare my Frenemies' Mario Coins in the Name of the HOchieS!

Thus far, I've collected booty from Bughie J. and Aims.

It might be that they'll benefit from my piracy in the long run but that is only due to the fact that I am not a very good pirate.

In fact, I believe the great Pirate Bughie J. somehow managed to trick me into giving him my Club Nintendo login information without my realising my folly!

And that is why he managed to plunder Trinidad in the not so distant past.

What's Up With Bands and Their Love of The Ocean?

And pirates? And ships?

I saw three videos tonight and one a few days ago that all had similiar themes. Three of those were all those indie type alternative bands: Blue Monday, Modest Mouse and The Shins. I can't say I really cared for Blue Monday but the other two videos were pretty good.

As for the 4th, that was just MUSE being lazy by being on that ship. Far Away. Taking Me...far away.