H1 and I opened up a bag of chocolate Barnum's and were shocked at what we found.
There was no monkey, as Alex asked , because that'd be too obvious, but all other animals found on the African Savannah were there.
Look at this horror!
If you notice, there's a choco lion, choco zebra, choco giraffe, choco rhino, choco wildebeest, and a choco camel.
You all are probably saying to yourself, "Camels do not live on the African plains". Yeah, but they do live in Africa and just to confuse you, these probably live in the Gobi Desert, and clearly the Barnum people are racists against Mongolians too!
Our favourite, is of course -
the Black Sheep.
Just because the Barnum peeps are racist, does not mean they're not without a sense of humour.
If the Barnum expert Bughie J. were to step forward and tell us all those animals are part of the regular vanilla Barnum collection, I would say they're paying him off!
Tsk, tsk Bughie J. for stooping so low as to be bought by a bunch of barnums. That's what they're paying you, right? A year supply of animals?
For shame Bughie J.
For shame.
Currently listening to: "Harbinger of Tragedy" by Shiro Sagisu, from the Neon Genesis Evangelion Original Soundtrack Vol. 3
