Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2008

Bigfoot, Not Be Confused With TenderFoot

It was reported in the news yesterday that two guys from GA have discovered Bigfoot and a den where others of its kind live. They had a press conference yesterday on the subject as well. Bunji was the first to break the news to me and the rest is as follows -

Memorable Conversations of the Day-

Bunji: Did you hear about the guys who found Bigfoot?
Or 2: No, really?
Bunji: Yeah, Angel doesn't believe but I think it could be.
Or 2: Yeah, like Nessie.
Bunji: NESSIE?! THERE'S NO NESSIE!!!!!!
Or 2: WHAT?! You believe in Bigfoot but not Nessie?! If they could find a freakin' coelocanth then why not Nessie?!
Bunji: What's a coelocanth?
Or 2: ...

Later on (right before the press conference)-

Bunji: I think this is just some kind of prank from what's his name Borat. Sacha...
Or 2: Sacha Cohen. Yeah, this could be some kind of huge movie promo.

After the press conference -

Or 2: Here are the photos. They look really fake to me and as per usual, there's a fuzzy shot that maybe it looks better in hand but I can't see a thing. The reporters had a field day with those two guys and one of them was really belligerent.





Bunji (after inspecting said photos): Yeah really. It's fake. There's a house in the background!

Or 2: Bunji says there's a house in the background. I'm not sure how he saw that but he says there were other photos somewhere, probably the guy's website.
H1: Wha'? That doesn't mean it's fake, it's their house! Bigfoot's gotta live somewhere.
Or 2: Apparently DNA testing came back so far as 1 as a human, and two taken from the intestine as 'possum'. So apparently Bigfoot eats Possum. Who knew?
H1: I wouldn't be surprised. Trinidadians eat possum.
Or 2: What are you trying to say?! Trinidadians are Bigfoot?!

I've a question...

What does one even call a collection of 'bigfoot' creatures? Bigfeet?
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