I will never understand the need to use a bathroom stall right next to an occupied bathroom stall in a bathroom full of empty bathroom stalls.
What's the joy in that? Do you think I want to hear your pees and/or unmentionables? Do you think I want to smell them? Do you like to smell mine? Please, spare you and myself the disgust of that.
It's just well gross.
Currently listening to: "New" by No Doubt. Shocking? Yeah but that's the time period Gwen had talent. Oh wait, maybe that was all the other members of the band that carried her. Yeah, that makes sense.
I wouldn't mind singing this on "Rock Band"...
Showing posts with label Gwen Stefani. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gwen Stefani. Show all posts
Monday, July 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
American Idol Is Going DOWN!
The HOchieS are jumping on the bandwagon and will be supporting Sanjaya. We are not Fanjayas but we DO hate American Idol. This is our chance to crush this show's existence!
It'll lose its street creds! Aha. Street creds. Ahahahaha. ::tear::
Thank you to X's Ma for voting for Sanjaya 5 times last night. Even though she is a Fanjaya and that is questionable, her actions are making us reach our goal. And for that, we applaud her.
In other related news, X and I are going to start marketing Sanjaya costumes for Halloween. This is how we'll be rich!
I would also like to say that the Harajuku girls deserve to be slapped for dancing poorly. I mean, I know they're Japanese and the only time the Japanese can Bust-A-Move (tm) is via the game or in DDR (tm). I guess I should blame Gwen Stefani for not having DDR machines on stage...
But no, she rather have Akon on there. Akon, that ugly motherfrakka'.
Speaking of Gwen Stefani, she needs a swift kick to the head for the being the kind of bitch the HOchieS hate and for creating stupid music.
Also in need of a swift kick is X for liking that bullsheet song of hers, "The Sweet Escape". At least X has admitted the song is stupid. That really doesn't help though because it makes me want to kick her harder.
And finally, people who will not be kicked or slapped are the people who are starving themselves until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol because you know how you're not supposed to hit people (or bats) with glasses on? Well, we think that should apply to these people as well because after their crusade is over:
It'd be just plain wrong to kick that.
It'll lose its street creds! Aha. Street creds. Ahahahaha. ::tear::
Thank you to X's Ma for voting for Sanjaya 5 times last night. Even though she is a Fanjaya and that is questionable, her actions are making us reach our goal. And for that, we applaud her.
In other related news, X and I are going to start marketing Sanjaya costumes for Halloween. This is how we'll be rich!
I would also like to say that the Harajuku girls deserve to be slapped for dancing poorly. I mean, I know they're Japanese and the only time the Japanese can Bust-A-Move (tm) is via the game or in DDR (tm). I guess I should blame Gwen Stefani for not having DDR machines on stage...
But no, she rather have Akon on there. Akon, that ugly motherfrakka'.
Speaking of Gwen Stefani, she needs a swift kick to the head for the being the kind of bitch the HOchieS hate and for creating stupid music.
Also in need of a swift kick is X for liking that bullsheet song of hers, "The Sweet Escape". At least X has admitted the song is stupid. That really doesn't help though because it makes me want to kick her harder.
And finally, people who will not be kicked or slapped are the people who are starving themselves until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol because you know how you're not supposed to hit people (or bats) with glasses on? Well, we think that should apply to these people as well because after their crusade is over:
It'd be just plain wrong to kick that.
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