Oh Green Day, Why?

Yeah. I don't know what the hell was up with that 2 hour crap fest American Idol had going tonight but Mama HOchie watches, so it was on.

What really disturbed me though, was the fact that I came downstairs at one point, looked at the television and saw Green Day performing on AI's stage.

What?

I'm still confused but I guess Billy Joe was as well because at the end of the performance, he looked around at the audience who were applauding and had the cutest look of 'wtf. These people don't even truly KNOW us. Ah well. Freaks.'

The bottomline really though was that Mike Dirnt looked great to me, as per usual.

- Or 2, crushing on every member of Green Day beginning 1994, starting with Tre then Billy and now Mike.

Fare Thee Well, Sanjaya

Sanjaya, you Stupid Ass, now we have to put up with American Idol for at least another ten seasons. Thanks. Thanks.

Quote of the Night, on this:

"There will be a lot of crying little girls tonight....including SAF." - MC.

Currently listening to: H1's wailing.

We guess people can finally start eating again. Weak.

American Idol Is Going DOWN!

The HOchieS are jumping on the bandwagon and will be supporting Sanjaya. We are not Fanjayas but we DO hate American Idol. This is our chance to crush this show's existence!

It'll lose its street creds! Aha. Street creds. Ahahahaha. ::tear::

Thank you to X's Ma for voting for Sanjaya 5 times last night. Even though she is a Fanjaya and that is questionable, her actions are making us reach our goal. And for that, we applaud her.

In other related news, X and I are going to start marketing Sanjaya costumes for Halloween. This is how we'll be rich!

I would also like to say that the Harajuku girls deserve to be slapped for dancing poorly. I mean, I know they're Japanese and the only time the Japanese can Bust-A-Move (tm) is via the game or in DDR (tm). I guess I should blame Gwen Stefani for not having DDR machines on stage...

But no, she rather have Akon on there. Akon, that ugly motherfrakka'.

Speaking of Gwen Stefani, she needs a swift kick to the head for the being the kind of bitch the HOchieS hate and for creating stupid music.

Also in need of a swift kick is X for liking that bullsheet song of hers, "The Sweet Escape". At least X has admitted the song is stupid. That really doesn't help though because it makes me want to kick her harder.

And finally, people who will not be kicked or slapped are the people who are starving themselves until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol because you know how you're not supposed to hit people (or bats) with glasses on? Well, we think that should apply to these people as well because after their crusade is over:



It'd be just plain wrong to kick that.