Blegh, Egleh

I just spent an hour filling up a shopping cart at a certain online store in preparation for a certain costume for Halloween and presents for a friend for Christmas. I got to the end of all only to realize Halloween is only 6 business days away. With UPS ground (you know, the cheapest of all options) that'd be 5-10 business days... Lame. So I tried to check my options for priority mail and they wouldn't give me a total right now. Looks like I'll be making a trip downtown on Monday, if not sooner. Haha, yes. After all that fuss, you'd think I was screwed but no. I can always make the trip downtown to the store. I can still be screwed, mind you. What if they don't have the products I need?

The downtown store is not Chinatown therefore the Pai Mei costume is out. I will not be making a Halloween tree this year, hanging candy bags off it, sitting near the tree and distributing one knock to the heads of children who get greedy and try to take more than one bag of candy. Sorry to disappoint all who got wind of my Pai Mei idea but not really, I didn't go around telling people and getting them excited. Thank you other HOchie.

Most days during the week i.e. for those days when the HOchies have food to take to work, a comment for the day is marked on the food container with the HOchies name and date then put into the fridge. Each comment relates to whatever we have going on that day. And from now on, this blog will contain the luncch comment for the day so that we may remember the gOOd times. Or ponder why we wrote that to begin with...

As for the title of this entry - I'm off to glide from boko baba to boko baba, jump INto some trees, cut down some bushes (and collect the rupees within because you know, those monsters totally lose money under the bushes all the frickin' time. I have to say though, they're quite poor. 1 rupee, pssssshhhhh), fall off ledges and drown in the river. All because I needed to take a nap.

Currently playing: "Fillip" by MUSE
Luncch Comment for the day: "Where is the Boss Key?"
Phrase for the day: "I know who did it...it was Crabpeople." Indeed. Indeed...