It was a scene of gore-filled horror involving a leafy lounger and a missing Trixie.
The signs look bleak. With that amount of not yet confirmed "unidentifiable substance", we predict this could only have ended poorly.
It is an apparent senseless dispute over a red-ticketed item. The only one left in stock but at a killer price of $5.00, well...that is just be a poor and insensitive choice of wording on my part.
A suspect, Infantino, was brought in. Why do they always return to the scene of the crime?
This investigation is pending.
This dark day at the Toy Store will live in infamy.
