Monday, December 03, 2007

Bloody Murder

A Saturday like any other normal Saturday turned sour when this shocking discovery was found:



It was a scene of gore-filled horror involving a leafy lounger and a missing Trixie.

The signs look bleak. With that amount of not yet confirmed "unidentifiable substance", we predict this could only have ended poorly.



It is an apparent senseless dispute over a red-ticketed item. The only one left in stock but at a killer price of $5.00, well...that is just be a poor and insensitive choice of wording on my part.



A suspect, Infantino, was brought in. Why do they always return to the scene of the crime?



This investigation is pending.

This dark day at the Toy Store will live in infamy.

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