A Festival For The Rest of Us

This year, in addition to the present giving at Christmas, The HOchieS will be celebrating Festivus - A Festival For The Rest of Us.

One of the fine traditions of Festivus is the "Airing of Grievances". So as to not break tradition, let us begin taking issues with the lot of you.

Our grievances are as follows -

Beetchie

Your Watanuki-ing is terrible. As someone in servitude, you should be more servile.

Bughie J.

We have no grievances with you.

Frass

The grievances are endless. You are cut off. 2008 will be a Frassless year, much like 2007.

MC

Where to begin? The grievances are almost as endless as well but here are two to simmer over:

1. Your absence at Thanksgiving
2. Your mistreatment of Granny.

Pandy

There was a halushka incident. We shall say no more.

TD5

The grievances are almost as endless once more, the least of which is that you're going to find Jeebus instead of finding us.

X

Your drunkeness during that 3 week period back in October was unacceptable because drunk dialing might be fun for you but not for us so much. Also, please keep your Hooker behaviour under control at next year's holiday party.

Currently listening to: "Pregnant" by Cold War Kids