A Good Deal

On Sunday, I found Baby Jeebus hanging out in the Little Tikes section of our local wholesale club whilst we were out shopping.

No really, I did.

Look and be a believer in Jeebus Feever!

Upon further inspection, it appears that while prayer will net you a Baby Jeebus, $249.00 will guarantee His presence, if you wanted a more tangible form.

I was thinking about this at great length and have decided that for $249, that's a pretty solid deal for Baby Jeebus and Crew.

And it looks as though Baby Jeebus knows he's doing you a solid too.

What Oregon Did

And here we have a picture taken today of Beetchie's new Iphone case.

She claims it was purchased unwittingly but I'm suspecting Hippyville is to blame.

I have not yet made it to the West Coast to keep the towns Hippy Free but maybe in April I can try to do some of my unmentionable work.

Perhaps there's hope for her yet...

Currently listening to: "No Buses" by Arctic Monkeys.

Happy Birthday, Pandy!

Does it suck to have a birthday the day before Jeebus'?

The Devil Made Me Do It

Jeebus' Face has shown up on a moth according to some guy in Middle America.



I have to say this image makes it seem like a vengeful, eye for an eye kind of Jeebus. Also, quite frankly, I think it looks more like a Rastafarian.

In other Jeebus saving news, it was the devil who made me play Rock music on a plastic guitar.

Thank God for Jeebus who will convert that plastic for good.



I wonder when the Rock Band Praise edition of this will come out? I'll be there, front and center. Maybe we could name our band... Creed?

I have seen the light.

Like a Moth to the Guitar Praise, I shall be.

Currently listening to: "An Honest Mistake" by the Bravery. Really, it was. Please don't strike me Lord. There's no name calling in vain going on here. Just merriment and amusement.

Observations This Week and Way Back When

When it comes to ginger ale, there are three major brands that I've categorized accordingly - the best is Canada Dry. I know, it's Canadian and one would think it'd be the worst but not so, my friends. If there's one thing Canadian's know, they know lots aboot ginger ale.
Next is Schwepps.
The lowest of the low is Seagrams.

Today, I discovered I can apply this to frankfurters as well.

The best is Nathan's, hands down.
Second would be that Hebrew National stuff.
The lowest of the low goes to none other than Ball Park. I remember when Michael Jordan used to endorse them.

Challenge me if you will!

Last week Saturday, H1 and I were on the subway platform awaiting the train when we observed this bit of ghettory:







If you can't quite make it out, it's a roll of toilet paper. Some people bring packets of tissue but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

Today we found this kiosk in the mall and were confused:



Currently listening to: "Miranda That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore: A. Vade Mecum" by The Mars Volta.

Maybe Jeebus knows but ...

I don't understand why I have bad concerts in between my good ones.

Not that I think the Fratellis will be God-awful but Switches will be.

Quote: "I think I'm coming down with love." WTF?!

::sigh::

And then there was the Bon Jovi incident.

Save me Jeebus.