There's going to be at least one more of these when the movie actually comes out, I'm sure but I had to post this pre-discussion now.
I'm not really keen on seeing it because there's some bitterness there from the childhood when our brother and I had our Tapes stolen from us but annnnyyywwaaaayyyyyy.
We came up with a plan for Battler and that is to have her dress up as a montage of vintage 80's cartoons at the premiere for this movie.
Here are some of the items she needs to be rockin' when the time comes - a smurf hat, a strawberry shortcake on the arm, a top cat top hat, and a chomp chomp in a bag among other things. But then I mentioned she needed some kind of "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" gear and we realized that that show was racist!
Think about it.
Why was the African kid the guardian of Earth?
Why was the Asian kid the guardian of Water?
Why was the Amazonian kid the guardian of Heart? Okay, maaayybbbe that's not racist but I just didn't understand it.
The European was the guardian of Wind but did anyone else notice that the Fire-Crotch was the guardian of Fire?
This show sucked big time but that's what happens when you let Hippies on to tv and let them create programs. That's right, Jane Fonda, I called you a GDDH.
Here's what sucked the most though:
one of the characters was called 'Duke Nukem' and looked a like so -
The only Duke Nukem we'd know and love is this one!
Alright, so maybe he was an asshole that we didn't necessarily love but at least he didn't invoke images of Magnum PI with his choice of attire.
Quotes of the week:
"I stayed there like a pussy!" - Battler, on her misadventures at the 14th Street Starbucks.
"Sabi has an ass-lock." - Beetchie, on the tuft of hair that Sabi refuses to have brushed out, that yes, is lingering above her ass and becoming dutty.
"When Sabi is ready to have it cut, she'll just back her ass up on Beetchie to have her cut it off." - H1, on above subject.
