"Mama has stopped feeding her and last night there was talk that she would not be joining us at our new house. This morning we woke up to this. I think she has gone mad "
H1 and I will be on the next flight to save her.
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Showing posts with label Kimmy. Show all posts
Saturday, February 05, 2011
About To Book Some Tickets
I received an alarming update from MC this morning regarding the status of the child:
"Mama has stopped feeding her and last night there was talk that she would not be joining us at our new house. This morning we woke up to this. I think she has gone mad "
H1 and I will be on the next flight to save her.
"Mama has stopped feeding her and last night there was talk that she would not be joining us at our new house. This morning we woke up to this. I think she has gone mad "
H1 and I will be on the next flight to save her.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Stepping In
Last Christmas, we gifted Kimpossible and MC a friend.
At the early stages of her life, she was one fabulous little child.
Both style and attitude with those piercing, lovely green eyes - it was clear to The HOchieS that Miss Ultra-Fab was destined for greatness.
Some weeks went by with no word on how the child was doing but sure enough, doting daddy MC sent a picture update along.
H1 insisted that the child's hair needing cutting. I was initially unimpressed by the high top fade, citing parental abuse - who in their right mind wants their child to be looking like a by-product of the 80's? I mean, seriously...at least, you could do a braid or get her some jellies. SOMETHING!
But you know, reflecting on this picture now, it's just all part of the super style this child obviously continues to have.
I mean, she made friends with an orange, as you can clearly see.
She's a popular one, that.
Obviously, when you got it, you got it. And when you got it, you have to accessorize who your friends are.
Clearly that orange does not look like much now, but wait until you see it dolled up.
More weeks passed by and finally a new update came, with an alarming message. Kimpossible was speaking the impossible - she wanted to throw the child away.
MC, caring father that he is, saved his child from certain doom i.e. the rubbish.
Though, I have to question, what sort of parent he truly is if he sits idly by and takes pictures of the child instead of properly maintaining her hair before snapping photos.
Of course the world needs to see such class but first, this child demands a stylist.
I mean, okay. It's a pretty cute style.
But I think we're all missing the point here. H1 and I are going to step in and re-claim the kid because this talk of garbage throwing is very disturbing.
Granted, I do not know how much longer the world can handle the hotness and it may very well be her time to bring that shine some place else but still...
She still looks as though she can do tons of damage here.
Her glory days are not over!
At the early stages of her life, she was one fabulous little child.
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| Adorable, don't you think? |
Some weeks went by with no word on how the child was doing but sure enough, doting daddy MC sent a picture update along.
H1 insisted that the child's hair needing cutting. I was initially unimpressed by the high top fade, citing parental abuse - who in their right mind wants their child to be looking like a by-product of the 80's? I mean, seriously...at least, you could do a braid or get her some jellies. SOMETHING!
But you know, reflecting on this picture now, it's just all part of the super style this child obviously continues to have.
I mean, she made friends with an orange, as you can clearly see.
She's a popular one, that.
Obviously, when you got it, you got it. And when you got it, you have to accessorize who your friends are.
Clearly that orange does not look like much now, but wait until you see it dolled up.
More weeks passed by and finally a new update came, with an alarming message. Kimpossible was speaking the impossible - she wanted to throw the child away.
MC, caring father that he is, saved his child from certain doom i.e. the rubbish.
Though, I have to question, what sort of parent he truly is if he sits idly by and takes pictures of the child instead of properly maintaining her hair before snapping photos.
Of course the world needs to see such class but first, this child demands a stylist.
I mean, okay. It's a pretty cute style.
But I think we're all missing the point here. H1 and I are going to step in and re-claim the kid because this talk of garbage throwing is very disturbing.
Granted, I do not know how much longer the world can handle the hotness and it may very well be her time to bring that shine some place else but still...
She still looks as though she can do tons of damage here.
Her glory days are not over!
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Funny
Now for another nerd rant by Or 2.
I do not know if I said this before but "Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads is Zarnyx's theme song in Rock Band 2.
Being the lead singer for The Oxtails (yes, it's really supposed to be Sariel, I know), and on solo tour with Zarnyx means it is not often I put him on any other instrument.
This weekend with Sexual Chocolate (MC is delusional and quite skeevy with his 'well-placed' shark - ::shudder::) and Sports Bra (hilarious!) filling in as guest artists in Zarnyx's band, I relegated Zarnyx to guitarist.
I would just like to say that
1. Zarnyx looks incredibly great holding a guitar.
2. I'm debating whether or not to spend a good chunk of my $85,000 on a really expensive guitar for him (MC, I did not steal your gig money. I maintain that I have been touring solo for quite the while and I am rich for my awesomeness - hahahaha. Beetchie? Don't judge me and don't hate because I gots cash for hideous goat head guitars)
3. I am convinced that the Rock Band characters have 'personalities' and that each one has a song they go extra nuts on. I discovered that not only does Zarnyx go insane when singing "Psycho Killer" but he goes crazy while on guitar on that song too. It's seriously funny and seriously scary at the same time.
We're still trying to figure out what G.'s theme song is. I hope it's a Maiden song. That just seems right.
Currently: burnt out from September and not even half the month has gone by yet. Yeesh. I'd say it's my own fault but that wouldn't really be true, would it?
I do not know if I said this before but "Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads is Zarnyx's theme song in Rock Band 2.
Being the lead singer for The Oxtails (yes, it's really supposed to be Sariel, I know), and on solo tour with Zarnyx means it is not often I put him on any other instrument.
This weekend with Sexual Chocolate (MC is delusional and quite skeevy with his 'well-placed' shark - ::shudder::) and Sports Bra (hilarious!) filling in as guest artists in Zarnyx's band, I relegated Zarnyx to guitarist.
I would just like to say that
1. Zarnyx looks incredibly great holding a guitar.
2. I'm debating whether or not to spend a good chunk of my $85,000 on a really expensive guitar for him (MC, I did not steal your gig money. I maintain that I have been touring solo for quite the while and I am rich for my awesomeness - hahahaha. Beetchie? Don't judge me and don't hate because I gots cash for hideous goat head guitars)
3. I am convinced that the Rock Band characters have 'personalities' and that each one has a song they go extra nuts on. I discovered that not only does Zarnyx go insane when singing "Psycho Killer" but he goes crazy while on guitar on that song too. It's seriously funny and seriously scary at the same time.
We're still trying to figure out what G.'s theme song is. I hope it's a Maiden song. That just seems right.
Currently: burnt out from September and not even half the month has gone by yet. Yeesh. I'd say it's my own fault but that wouldn't really be true, would it?
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