One Step Closer to Trolldom

Amy Winehouse Diagnosed with Skin Disease
Originally posted Monday March 03, 2008 07:30 AM EST

What's up with those bumps on Amy Winehouse's face? The singer has been diagnosed with impetigo, her spokesman confirms to PEOPLE.

It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps – and is "is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people," according to the Mayo Clinic's Web site.

And yes, Winehouse, 24, had been prescribed drugs ... in the form of antibiotics.

As for how the singer's feeling, "She's fine," a pal tells PEOPLE. "She's not hiding away. She's never been one to care what people think."

– Courtney Rubin

source: www.people.com

So now we know if she turns black, let's guess...it's the skin disease right?
Alright, Amy Jackson.

Happy Halloween!

Ahahahahaha.

Ah, the grading will go down later today but I'm certain that will be the most frightful thing anyone will see today.

Unfortunately, since there's no costume, we cannot grade on just being a natural:

F Minus Minus

Currently listening to: "Horrors' Theme" by The Horrors

In The Next Five Years

The HOchies predict that Amy Winehouse will age a like so -



(troll source: thirdwayblog.com)

Then, there'll be some kind of rehab, after being dragged there kicking and screaming, and will balloon into this after a 2 day stint -



(troll source: littleshavers.com)

Yeah. That's how it's going to be. We're pretty sure after seeing the state of things now.



(troll source: dlisted.com)

Why. Why. Why.

This is the first of the Random Posts for tonight. We were on a roll today. But why is it about Amy Winehouse. Again?

Maybe it had something to do with what dlisted.com was reporting, something about rumours thus far are that the DAAWD (Diseased Alcoholic Anorexic Whore Druggie) - (for those of you not keeping track of our assessment of her) may appear in the next Bond movie.



And the conversation that ensued -

H1: ewwwww
Or 2: ew, what?
H1: http://dlisted.com/node/9622 (this will take you to the article)
Or 2: is this going to upset me? .... She'll die before that happens. She'll die before she's made Bond Girl.
H1: her feet are huuuuge
Or 2: her feet are as large as her head. She looks like something that crawled out of a mossy, dead tree stump. A troll? Yeah, that's it.



(troll source: howardlyon.com)

TD5. You REALLY need to stop.