Yes, perhaps the greatest conspiracy of them all! Matt has ripped the wool from our eyes and revealed the internet to be nothing more than a world wide sham on the greatest scale! That behind every webpage hides the generic, sterile php-scripted smile of calculating accountants and nefarious industry geeks! That we're all just quivering little insects struggling hopelessly in the tangled web of corporate greed and RIAA conceived pyramid schemes, while bulbous, slimy spider-gods of media sink their fangs into our brains and dissolve our resolve with acidic informative opiates that turn a steady and deadly stream of zeros and ones into pretty pictures and loud music to distract us as we mingle with and soon become indistinguishable from the other countless victims digesting in the gastric networks of the myspaces and facebooks, until at last we can no longer help but refer to ourselves not as individuals but as an insignificant member of the great we@somedomainname.com. And just never you mind that this pretty much is the plot of the Matrix and all that the Matrix was derived from! Just never you mind!
Yes, perhaps the greatest conspiracy of them all! Matt has ripped the wool from our eyes and revealed the internet to be nothing more than a world wide sham on the greatest scale! That behind every webpage hides the generic, sterile php-scripted smile of calculating accountants and nefarious industry geeks! That we're all just quivering little insects struggling hopelessly in the tangled web of corporate greed and RIAA conceived pyramid schemes, while bulbous, slimy spider-gods of media sink their fangs into our brains and dissolve our resolve with acidic informative opiates that turn a steady and deadly stream of zeros and ones into pretty pictures and loud music to distract us as we mingle with and soon become indistinguishable from the other countless victims digesting in the gastric networks of the myspaces and facebooks, until at last we can no longer help but refer to ourselves not as individuals but as an insignificant member of the great we@somedomainname.com. And just never you mind that this pretty much is the plot of the Matrix and all that the Matrix was derived from! Just never you mind!
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Huh. Now I know what the Matrix is about. Thanks, Bughie J.
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